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padithedon.bsky.social
Lol be funny if something like it was the pinnacle of all that investment. That scientists discover the limit of AIs possibilities is rude limericks.
padithedon.bsky.social
My poor mother's carer was smoking,
So as the old lady was croaking,
I wasn't upset,
Though I came to regret,
That the carer my chicken was choking.
padithedon.bsky.social
You're a wrong'un on Twitter and you're a wrong'un on here as well.
padithedon.bsky.social
Well, you can do. At pretty much any supermarket or cornershop in England. Except the Morrisons round the corner from my house which will be out of stock of both
padithedon.bsky.social
I'd happily drink skimmed milk for the rest of my life if it guaranteed even a monthly bunk-up
padithedon.bsky.social
Not really. The dream is full automation and a world where we're free of dull labour and able to pursue our interests. The problem is that with automation in the hands of very few, that won't happen.
padithedon.bsky.social
It's all very Ghostbustery. I'm waiting for a Gate Keeper or Key Master role to come up at work.
padithedon.bsky.social
Only if you monitor them 24/7, and if you're that sort of parent you're a bad parent.
padithedon.bsky.social
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be, the way things are going, they're gonna mushify me
padithedon.bsky.social
Lol, to be fair they would probably know anyway.
padithedon.bsky.social
Hmmm, he probably finds the idea of you masturbating during it a massive turn on tbh.
padithedon.bsky.social
Fantastic advice 🙄
I did what you said and now I'm banned from the convent
padithedon.bsky.social
Impressed you haven't already tbh. You sound like a wrong'un
padithedon.bsky.social
Bollocks. The greatest art has always been made for money one way or another.
padithedon.bsky.social
Exactly. They're one of the few highlights especially when they go wrong
padithedon.bsky.social
Haha probably a lightweight drinker and got pulled over
padithedon.bsky.social
Everyone doesn't hate speeches. They hate going to a wedding and being in bed by 8.30
padithedon.bsky.social
One day it'll change. It'll just take one or two ballsy ones to say "yeah, so fucking what? At least I can get laid unlike the ugly bastards on the benches opposite". Half the constituents are probably either at it, or wish they were.
padithedon.bsky.social
You don't understand why people might want a pan that things don't stick to? Are you simple?
padithedon.bsky.social
Give it a few months and the way things are going you'll be kicked out for being a forrin' anyway by Nigel and his acolytes. Well, assuming you're not white.
padithedon.bsky.social
Got to disagree with that as general advice It can work out well, but the opposite is also true. You just don't know what will work out for the best in life. If you put career first and can potentially retire earlier for a start.
padithedon.bsky.social
Lol I do hope your name isn't Derek Lewis Tomlinson.
padithedon.bsky.social
Nope, I can't work out who it is. Gizza clue.
padithedon.bsky.social
Nobody checks and nobody gives a fuck. You got one chance at life on this planet (assuming reincarnation isn't a thing) and you blew it big time. Better hope the afterlife is more interesting
padithedon.bsky.social
Me to. 2 mins shagging, 1 hour 58 mins sleeping