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@pagepressed.bsky.social
28. femme lesbian bartender from the midwest. writer, painter, soup maker.
going door to door around the office to ask my coworkers if they’ve seen frankenstein yet
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
going door to door around the office to ask my coworkers if they’ve seen frankenstein yet
can’t stop thinking about frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
can’t stop thinking about frankenstein
frankenstein edit to a house in nebraska PLEASE
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
frankenstein edit to a house in nebraska PLEASE
it really is that serious
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
it really is that serious
tipsy and taking pictures of frankenstein like i’m at a concert
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
tipsy and taking pictures of frankenstein like i’m at a concert
i’ve gained weight this year but i’ve also kinda never looked sexier
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i’ve gained weight this year but i’ve also kinda never looked sexier
old navy barrel jeans were on sale for four dollars and i’m sorry i couldn’t resist even if i look a little silly in them
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
old navy barrel jeans were on sale for four dollars and i’m sorry i couldn’t resist even if i look a little silly in them
i need to kiss the gays who made my qdoba bowl on the mouth oh my god
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i need to kiss the gays who made my qdoba bowl on the mouth oh my god
bake off has inspired me and i’m gonna make a chocolate guinness cake for my birthday!
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
bake off has inspired me and i’m gonna make a chocolate guinness cake for my birthday!
getting into the holiday spirit
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
getting into the holiday spirit
the last thing you see before she eats you
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
the last thing you see before she eats you
what is everyone’s favorite word? i think mine is tomb
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
what is everyone’s favorite word? i think mine is tomb
you are beautiful susie salmon
November 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
you are beautiful susie salmon
my cat doesn’t know about the time change and she’s pissed dinner is running late
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
my cat doesn’t know about the time change and she’s pissed dinner is running late
skipping the bar’s halloween party to make crockpot mac and cheese and decorate the tree with my butch it’s called growth
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
skipping the bar’s halloween party to make crockpot mac and cheese and decorate the tree with my butch it’s called growth
november is one of the loveliest months of the year and some people just don’t get it
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
november is one of the loveliest months of the year and some people just don’t get it
cleaned up my closet/office area so fast so my butch will let me put up the christmas tree tonight
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
cleaned up my closet/office area so fast so my butch will let me put up the christmas tree tonight
kinda wanna look like this forever
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
kinda wanna look like this forever
two girls at my bar just quit hours before their halloween shifts omg
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
two girls at my bar just quit hours before their halloween shifts omg
i’m so mad i don’t have spotify on my work laptop i need to listen to the new florence album immediately
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i’m so mad i don’t have spotify on my work laptop i need to listen to the new florence album immediately
dunkin tried to cover up the fact that they made me the most putrid fucking drink by serving it to me in the christmas cups…..whatever
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
dunkin tried to cover up the fact that they made me the most putrid fucking drink by serving it to me in the christmas cups…..whatever
happy halloween! i’m the captain of my office today
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
happy halloween! i’m the captain of my office today
getting really into reading the paper and listening to the local rock station in my old age when did i become my father
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
getting really into reading the paper and listening to the local rock station in my old age when did i become my father