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Paine Vonheim
@painevonheim.bsky.social
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Howdy I'm Paine, Any pronouns are fine.
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Paine Vonheim @painevonheim.bsky.social · Dec 9
Right, about time I make a pinned post uh, hi. I'm Paine and I like zebras, I think moving forward as I post comms I've gotten I'll tag 'em with character names or something like #OC #Paine for this one by @kronilix.bsky.social, maybe provide tags for kinks involved as well.. Anyways welcom :)
painevonheim.bsky.social
Doodle of my devil bimbony from @kentayuki.bsky.social yay yay yay yippie I love it thank you Kenta
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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patacon.bsky.social
cm for @ns22hw.bsky.social !
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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budoti.bsky.social
Bed Head (WIP)
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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complextree.bsky.social
Renamon's Presentation
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I'm sure it's an important presentation for the good of the company

(Nov 2025 📦)
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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squeakitties.bsky.social
happy carboloading day get fat Now
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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doodledox.bsky.social
Pavita Pechugona ‼️

///Originally on Patreon.com/DoodleDox earlier this month
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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squeakitties.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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zedrin.bsky.social
When she stops hiding her powerlevel.
Release from back in August! Supporters can check out my work early and even see some exclusive variants! #zedakane
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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vanh.art
A Tempting Negotiation
Members raffle for @conniver.bsky.social!
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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bluesharp.hair
just get big
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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zerolativity.bsky.social
Momma Tainted returns, and extra thick for better... Snuggles.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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kentayuki.bsky.social
I do mean it tho, buy a non frozen turkey from the store right now, spatchcock it, season it all over then throw it in the center rack of your oven on your biggest baking sheet at 450F for an hour or until an instant read has the thighs at 155F in the center, rest it 20 minutes. Turkey in <2 hours.
kentayuki.bsky.social KentaYuki @kentayuki.bsky.social · Nov 29
Tiny Turkey Tips 3-6 🦃

It was fun getting to write in the voice of a character (even if I did miss some typos) and in 4 I even got to include @gomibin.bsky.social's character Troy.

#nsfwOC | #oc | #Carmen
"A great way to make sure both the light and dark meat is evenly cooked on your turkey is to spatchcock it! You also could just break it down and cook them separately... but that gives you less reasons to say cock." "If you don't want to spatchcock your turkey for carving purposes just know that you are only carving it at the dinner table because it makes you look sexy, the end presentation is always the same... but hey you do you, sexy!" "Don't Stuff your turkey! By the time that stuff is done cooking inside the turkey the turkey itself will be dry and overcooked, stuff the cook instead!" "You can always stuff the turkey after cooking for that presentation if that is your thing... still stuff the cook tho." "The dark meat will always taste the best, does that mean you should ignore the white meat? Of course not! Cook it to perfection to distract the guests so you can have the legs all to yourself!"
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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mysticwaffle.bsky.social
Burns house down
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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bimbophi.bsky.social
hitting people with my shitty little redemption beams that depower them and make them good, but they are a girl now, so they begrudgingly put up with it
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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cyberfunk5.bsky.social
What would you do if i walked up to u like this
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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kentayuki.bsky.social
Despite my spatchcock evangelism I did not do so on this year's bird because I only have one and I wanted to smoke it but my smoker wouldn't fit something that wide.

Turned out great, monitoring temp is important regardless of method or shape of the bird and don't forget about carry-over cooking.
kentayuki.bsky.social KentaYuki @kentayuki.bsky.social · Nov 29
Tiny Turkey Tips 3-6 🦃

It was fun getting to write in the voice of a character (even if I did miss some typos) and in 4 I even got to include @gomibin.bsky.social's character Troy.

#nsfwOC | #oc | #Carmen
"A great way to make sure both the light and dark meat is evenly cooked on your turkey is to spatchcock it! You also could just break it down and cook them separately... but that gives you less reasons to say cock." "If you don't want to spatchcock your turkey for carving purposes just know that you are only carving it at the dinner table because it makes you look sexy, the end presentation is always the same... but hey you do you, sexy!" "Don't Stuff your turkey! By the time that stuff is done cooking inside the turkey the turkey itself will be dry and overcooked, stuff the cook instead!" "You can always stuff the turkey after cooking for that presentation if that is your thing... still stuff the cook tho." "The dark meat will always taste the best, does that mean you should ignore the white meat? Of course not! Cook it to perfection to distract the guests so you can have the legs all to yourself!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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dreamerknights.bsky.social
Test Your Strength! 💪
You might be stronger than you think...
A man tries the high striker, but extremely underestimated the weight of the mallet itself. Using all his might, he lifts it over his shoulder, still trembling. Unknown to him, he started to change. His skin turned into grey-colored placoid scales. A fin grew from the back of his head and a tail burst from his pants. The weight seemed to get lighter and his muscles grew bigger and stronger. A pair of flesh mound sprouted from his chest, which can no doubt be a pair of breasts. His crotch shifted uncomfortably until he was no longer a male... Her body and muscles grew bigger and bigger, making the mallet weigh like a feather to her. With all her strength, she slammed down the mallet breaking the stick in half, and launching the bell into the sky. Won't be long until she realizes what happened to her though...
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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hadmyway.bsky.social
Comms! for

@gelatinousdawn.bsky.social
and two anonymous people

!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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muroo.bsky.social
Latios ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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dreamerknights.bsky.social
[WIP] Guys I think aeromorphs are my new brainrot.
I'm so cooked
sketch of a person mid-tf into an aeromorph
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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gooseworx.bsky.social
I've been feeling really irritable and doomed lately. Hope they find a cure for that.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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possb0x.bsky.social
eggs?
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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vetarix.bsky.social
🍒 :3
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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willow.shinydog.studio
willobold willobold
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM