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Painted Doggie
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In regards to my new job and my cellphone bill:
Text conversation between my mother and I: Mom: OK. I thought I might not be able to reach you at some point. I'm glad that won't happen. Me: Yeah everything is in my name, so nothing should change besides my bill. Mom: How were they paying your bill and how will the service know that you will be paying it now? Me: I don't know. They asked my cell phone carrier when I started and then my bill magically decreased. I suppose it will magically increase after my last day. Mom: That’s funny. I hope it works. Me: Sure, me too! I'm sure the corporate overlords are on it. If not, guess I'll suffer *shrug emoji* Mom: *delirious/barely holding it together emoji* Me: Wow I'm proud of you for knowing how to use that emoji
February 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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MOTHMAN THERAPY - Painted Doggie Comics (1&2 of 12)

Foxwolf doesn't know why she feels this way. Maybe Mothman has some helpful advice.

#comics #mothman #therapy #furry #furryart #depression #worklifebalance #westvirginia #wvart #cryptid #mentalhealth #burnout #cruelhandsoftime #anthro
Panel 1 of 12: Foxwolf and Mothman are walking down a tree-lined trail. The mountains of West Virginia roll behind them. Mothman puts his hand on Foxwolf’s shoulder as she says, “You won’t understand, Mothman. You’re an eternal being.” Panel 2 of 12: A convenient gust of wind blows several polaroid photos and leaves through the air past them. Foxwolf looks startled by the sudden movement as she looks over her shoulder following one of the photos as it flits by her head.
January 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I am WAY too scared for absolutely no reason right now
January 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Hey how the fuck do you draw?
December 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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Hey how the fuck y'all got thousands of followers, hmm? Explain yourself.
December 26, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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THE FUNCTION - Painted Doggie Comics (1 & 2 of 6)

#Comic #merrychristmas #socialanxiety #religiousfamily #inlaws #canweleavenow #idontwanttobehere #furrychristmas #furry #itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear #socialbattery #neurodivergent #christmasparty
Panel 1 of 6: Foxwolf has arrived to Houndmage’s crowded family get-together. She nervously grins at the host. On one side of the doorway is a cross. On the other wall, there is a decorative plaque that says, “In This House, We Praise The Lord!” A sexy lord is reclined between the words. In the lower corner of the frame, there’s a “Person Meter” that’s about eighty percent full. Panel 2 of 6: Seated below an Art Décor Hand Painted Bible Verse American Flag Cross Holy Abstract Painting Large Art Pictures for Living Room Bedroom Office Decor at a packed dinner table, Foxwolf smiles weakly. The other guests around the table are laughing and enjoying the conversation. The Person Meter is at fifty percent.
December 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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You know what time it is

#comics #cheese #dufromage #whenitcheese #furry #anthro #art #foxwolf #fat
Panel 1: Foxwolf is grinning and clasping her hands. Her tail is wagging frantically. She says, “Oh boy!” Panel 2: Foxwolf stands wagging her tail on all fours with her mouth wide open in front of a gooey pile of melted cheese being scraped off the block. She has ridiculous cheese-drunk goober eyes pointing the wrong directions. Over her head it says “It’s time to eat CHEESE”.
December 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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WE HAVE PEPE MEME AT HOME - Painted Doggie Comics
Panel 1: [The background image of this comic is a homemade version of the “Pepe from the muppets” meme. Pepe has been replaced by Foxwolf in the same pose making the same horrified expression. The panel descriptions below are the captions applied over this meme template.] When I turned 21, Mick dumped me. Mick was a 30 year old aspiring professional poker player living in his friend’s basement. We had been dating since I was 18. He had recently been threatened by the father of a 14-year-old girl at a McDonalds for giving her his “business card.” I was madly in love, and like most 21-year-olds, blindingly stupid. Panel 2: I was distraught for weeks after the break up. My younger sister thought bringing me along to a party she was attending would cheer me up. At this point, I was ready to distract myself from the endless loop of painful memories playing in my underdeveloped brain. Enough of that. I got all dolled up for the party, intent on attracting a new man to fill the hole in my heart. Panel 3: My sister and I were driven 2 hours away to the party by her friend - the only one of us who knew the host. I opened the door to see a house crawling with teens and 2 middle-aged parents - all of whom were incredibly drunk. Food and drinks were spilled on every horizontal surface visible. There were profoundly dreadful vibes. I grabbed a beer and followed my sister around like a lost dog while she mingled. There were no hot men at this party to fill the hole in my heart. The beer made me feel sadder and tired. I didn’t grab another. I ruminated about being stuck there overnight. Panel 4: At one point, we headed down to the basement. As I start making my way down the stairs in my stupid-tall slut heels, I slip in a puddle of spilled beer and nosedive down the entire flight of steel-nosed stairs. FUCK. Excruciating pain tears through my body. I look down and see bright white bone exposed through a massive bleeding gash on my shin.
December 22, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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You son of a bitch, I'm in
December 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM