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changed all my info here because i'm releasing a video game soon and don't want my video game released under the same name as my shitposting/splatoon account lol
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Donald Trump: You have been HACKERED. I will not stop hackering you until you stop being bad and start being good. Also please make school not be happening tomorrow. Thank you

- The HACKERING Squad
August 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
(pulling myself forward on the ground with only one arm) no way....... ultrakill reference.... (i succumb to my infected wounds and die)
August 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
SAY WHAT U WILL I AINT SEEN A HAWK TUAH JOKE IN MONTHS THA WORLD IS HEALING
June 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
she stamp on my splatana till i stickerz send skeet
June 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
rust wiper is very interesting to me but i cannot get over curling bomb being on it. you can do the exact same thing curling does with two vertical swipes for like 50% of ur ink tank less lmao who thought that was a good idea. trizooka tho....
June 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
god can u imagine casually making a game in someone's basement and then a decade later ***2/7ths*** of your game is a LAUNCH title for a fucking NINTENDO CONSOLE
June 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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thinking about kindness luigi
we can all learn a lot from him
June 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i'm coming back with a flamethrower
selling my firstborn to the fae in exchange for emberz stringer having a good kit
June 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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June 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Splatoon comp where all the weapons have squid beakons and the nicknames are
"Lit!"
"Tolls"
"truck"
"Sures"
June 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
REEFLUX TORP BOOYAH WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK THAN THIS
June 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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June 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
tenta brella has 55% in one shot and 60% in another?
painbrush has 60%
shot has 45%
SWIG HAS 65%
stringer seems to have less than 60%? its very hard to tell what it actually is
dapples have 70%!
charger has 60%
those are all the ones we can see right now i'm pretty sure
#splatoon #compsplatoon
June 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
selling my firstborn to the fae in exchange for emberz stringer having a good kit
June 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
June 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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They only reported 1 bug yesterday (we've received over 500 individual reports since we started testing Chapter 3 PC)

Feels like they're slurping the last drops of soda from between the ice cubes now
March 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
do comp splatoon players live on here or twitter nowadays?
March 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
my mom has two hermit crabs and one of them REFUSES to wear a shell if it isn't green. i never knew a crab could have a fashion sense.
January 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
every single splatoon idol is transgender in a different way depending on who you ask and honestly i think that's beautiful
January 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
can someone PLEASE tell me what traits define someone as allistic/neurotypical nobody i've asked so far can. i'm starting to think neurotypicals don't actually exist
January 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
third kits tmrw. i can feel it
January 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
know what my stupid ass did as soon as i woke up jan 1st?

took a shower.

i *have* showered since last year thank you very much
January 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
my fav thing about bluesky is that if you make a post mentioning something fans of that thing WILL turn up on your post, regardless of your accs actual reach. for example: the newest super mario series games have a problem with replayability due to relying more on a bag of tricks than solid gameplay
January 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
NOBODY understands the diff between liking things and the things being good so they think they have to prove the things they like are good and the things they dislike are bad. u can like garbage. its okay. im a sonic cd fan and that game kinda sucks. your life gets 10x better after u learn this btw
January 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM