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Paladin Awe

@paladinawe.bsky.social

55 followers 430 following 240 posts

Primarily lurking. Mixture of 50% vaguely remembered game characters, 50% quotes from movies and books. Lover of pets. Hater of bananas. (He/him)

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Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · 1d

It also works with Hot to Go!

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · 3d

Distressing-yet-accuracte news for everyone.

bender from futurama says " that 's right "

Alt: bender from futurama says " that 's right "

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Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · 8d

What an unfortunate waste.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · 12d

A bit jealous at the early voting exclusive sticker. We don't get those where I'm at they're just the regular version!

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Sep 26

Sometimes I wonder if the login system on sites I rarely visit gets so sick of me trying out different ones when I forget it just goes "close enough here access granted" to be rid of me for a few months.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Sep 24

explore.org/fat-bear-week

A happy FBW to all who celebrate.

Fat Bear Week 2025

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Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Aug 25

Oh I'd want that "yes" written in one of those 'signed in blood with infernal curses if broken' contracts.

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Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Aug 19

Nice

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Jul 6

But it's forbidden!

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Jul 3

I wonder if River Phoenix could have taken up the mantle, given his stellar performance in Last Crusade.
Sad we'll never know.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Jun 23

Innocent!

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Jun 6

I'm old (school)

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Jun 6

It's Calculon!

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Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Apr 11

The internet needs to close until this storm passes.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Apr 10

Did...did they pull the fire alarm to give themselves more time?

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Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Mar 3

Maybe it's for the best that I can't afford to put anything towards an IRA right now...

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Jan 3

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Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Nov 16

Took in a charming production of La Cage aux Folles the other night.
A well timed production, to be sure.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Nov 5

Penny for the Guy?

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Nov 4

Same energy.

A screengrab of soon-to-be-Emperor Palpatine addressing the Senate, flanked by his lackeys, stating "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and Deformed" from Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Nov 1

There is a certain level of disdain in feel for having to set up a table outside my house for trick or treaters.
Back in MY DAY we risked it all for candy by GOING TO THE DOOR AS THE SPIRITS INTENDED.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Oct 30

UPDATE: It finally showed up 5 days later.
Nonsensical panic alleviated.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Oct 29

That op ed was a tragic nail in the coffin.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Oct 29

I voted early.
I saw the nice check mark.
But I didn't get my "hey thanks for voting early" text from the registrar so 100 definitely freaking out for no reason.

Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social · Oct 29

I'm sure this will calm everything right down.