Pamplemousse and Circumstances
@pamplemoussecirc.bsky.social
A grapefruit with issues. Chaotic good. Parenthood, puppies, palomas, PHL 🦅
Bringing the worst of Threads to Blue Sky.
Please don’t ask about the Grapefruit Underground
Bringing the worst of Threads to Blue Sky.
Please don’t ask about the Grapefruit Underground
Hey there my favorite NJ zombie
April 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey there my favorite NJ zombie
Me, a spy, approaching a man on a park bench with a newspaper
Me: What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
Man: I think I remember the film
Me: As I recall, I think we both kind of liked it
Man: Well that's one thing we got
Me: Here are your stolen nuclear codes and your receipt. Have a great day!
Me: What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
Man: I think I remember the film
Me: As I recall, I think we both kind of liked it
Man: Well that's one thing we got
Me: Here are your stolen nuclear codes and your receipt. Have a great day!
April 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Me, a spy, approaching a man on a park bench with a newspaper
Me: What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
Man: I think I remember the film
Me: As I recall, I think we both kind of liked it
Man: Well that's one thing we got
Me: Here are your stolen nuclear codes and your receipt. Have a great day!
Me: What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
Man: I think I remember the film
Me: As I recall, I think we both kind of liked it
Man: Well that's one thing we got
Me: Here are your stolen nuclear codes and your receipt. Have a great day!
It was this
April 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It was this
You'll never guess what's below the fold
April 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You'll never guess what's below the fold
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a derp
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a derp
April 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a derp
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a derp
Am I allowed to wear clothes if I'll still hate the way I look? Go for it
April 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Am I allowed to wear clothes if I'll still hate the way I look? Go for it
Why is the distance between the surface of the hot coffee and the sippy hole in the lid the scariest half inch in the world?
April 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why is the distance between the surface of the hot coffee and the sippy hole in the lid the scariest half inch in the world?
Them: it's so hard as an adult to meet new friends in Philly
My dog:
My dog:
April 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Them: it's so hard as an adult to meet new friends in Philly
My dog:
My dog:
Tariffs are ivermectin for the economy
April 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Tariffs are ivermectin for the economy
Hey Thistle
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey Thistle
It's a little funny
April 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It's a little funny
You want me to send you links?
April 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You want me to send you links?
You can still find them over there, if you wanted to check in once a week
April 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You can still find them over there, if you wanted to check in once a week
Hey bird
April 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hey bird
Just poppin over for a minute
April 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just poppin over for a minute
When your nonstick pans lose their nonstickiness, you may wonder: where did it go?
Here's the beautiful thing. Just like the Greatest Love of All, it's inside of you!
Here's the beautiful thing. Just like the Greatest Love of All, it's inside of you!
April 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When your nonstick pans lose their nonstickiness, you may wonder: where did it go?
Here's the beautiful thing. Just like the Greatest Love of All, it's inside of you!
Here's the beautiful thing. Just like the Greatest Love of All, it's inside of you!
Yes! Indeed but joyous
February 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yes! Indeed but joyous
I have 🤣
February 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I have 🤣
Hell yeah you did!
February 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hell yeah you did!
I had my first Dalessandro's cheesesteak in about 20 yrs tonight and it was like something you would feed a god if that god were Rocky Balboa in a Dawkins Jersey flying Ben Franklin's kite tied to the keys to the Phanatic's quad bike
#Eagles by 30!!!
GO BIRDS!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅
#Eagles by 30!!!
GO BIRDS!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅
February 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I had my first Dalessandro's cheesesteak in about 20 yrs tonight and it was like something you would feed a god if that god were Rocky Balboa in a Dawkins Jersey flying Ben Franklin's kite tied to the keys to the Phanatic's quad bike
#Eagles by 30!!!
GO BIRDS!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅
#Eagles by 30!!!
GO BIRDS!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅
Me: <looks away, turns slowly back, wide-eyed like I've never seen her before> LOST CHILD! DOES ANYBODY KNOW THIS CHILD? ARE THE PARENTS OF THIS CHILD PRESENT?
8yo elbow to the ribs, and...scene
8yo elbow to the ribs, and...scene
February 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Me: <looks away, turns slowly back, wide-eyed like I've never seen her before> LOST CHILD! DOES ANYBODY KNOW THIS CHILD? ARE THE PARENTS OF THIS CHILD PRESENT?
8yo elbow to the ribs, and...scene
8yo elbow to the ribs, and...scene
My almost-9yo is just starting to get embarrassed by me in public. The other day we're at the taco place, and my presence is making her squeamish.
8: Daaad....
Me: You want me to pretend I don't know you?
8: Yes!
1/2
8: Daaad....
Me: You want me to pretend I don't know you?
8: Yes!
1/2
February 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My almost-9yo is just starting to get embarrassed by me in public. The other day we're at the taco place, and my presence is making her squeamish.
8: Daaad....
Me: You want me to pretend I don't know you?
8: Yes!
1/2
8: Daaad....
Me: You want me to pretend I don't know you?
8: Yes!
1/2
School District of Philadelphia not really giving victory vibes here. C'mon SDP, parents need to hit Broad Street!
#FlyEaglesFly
#FlyEaglesFly
February 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
School District of Philadelphia not really giving victory vibes here. C'mon SDP, parents need to hit Broad Street!
#FlyEaglesFly
#FlyEaglesFly
Pretty! Thank you
February 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Pretty! Thank you
I braved it. It's fine in West Philly
February 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I braved it. It's fine in West Philly