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Rose

@pandorathevolva.bsky.social

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Lesbian. Norse Pagan. NJ Devils fan. 10b Gardener. Home baker. So many pets. Democrat. Leather woman

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Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 1d

Bratter how I’ve missed you! #njdevils

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 1d

I’m behind on gardening but the overgrown skeleton trellis has its charm

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 3d

The Rangers scored the same amount of goals they would have if no one showed up

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 8d

Welcome back, Cotter! #njdevils

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 8d

Carolina should be the Devils biggest rival since they keep knocking us out of the playoffs but it’s just so hard to care about Carolina #njdevils

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 9d

If it’s any consolation I think the camps will be more like the POW camps and less like the concentration camps. Also we can annoy gen z with Hogan’s Heroes references

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 9d

The Luke Hughes contract is tall privilege #njdevils

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 10d

It’s nice that the generals didn’t clap or cheer but I still I wanna know if they’re gonna order troops to kill us all in trumps civil war on cities that he’s been very open about

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 21d

So we’re all gonna celebrate George Floyd’s birthday on October 14th, right?

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 21d

Building statues of ugly people is kinda mean

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 22d

Jimmy Fallon can win the internet if he wears this on his next show

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 22d

Everybody gangsta until the Hat Man shows up

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 22d

Melania does sound like an Elden Ring character

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 22d

Nancy Mace is definitely at the congressional GOP cocaine orgies

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 22d

My only copium is that the gop is alienating older audiences when they target late night. People who are generally not affected by trumps policies will not stand for being forced to watch Fallon

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 23d

Breaking: John Oliver has been deported to South Sudan

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · 25d

If this FBI came across a single left wing social media post from Tyler Robinson it would be plastered all over the media 24/7

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · Sep 10

Don’t stop now, Etsy witches; you gotta try it again! Do it for science 🧪

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · Sep 10

Show no mercy, South Park

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · Sep 4

I think the best path forward with Israel is to stop sending them any aid but still allow them to buy defensive weapons from us. I think we need to let go of any grand delusions of saving mass murdering religious fanatics from themselves; we can’t even save Florida

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · Sep 2

You’re not fooling anyone

a group of people are laying on the ground and one of them is saying `` i 'm getting better! ''

ALT: a group of people are laying on the ground and one of them is saying `` i 'm getting better! ''

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Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · Sep 2

I hope Newsom keeps up the trolling after trump dies; maximum petty

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · Aug 30

Inshallah

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · Aug 29

Don’t worry about the CDC purge and walkout! Chris Pratt says RFK jr is saving the kids

Rose @pandorathevolva.bsky.social · Aug 28

If he lives long enough I think there’s a good chance that trump will crash Taylor’s wedding. I wonder if polymarket has the action on this