"Why didn't they tell me this when I made the reservation?"
Well, they respected your intelligence. Far beyond what was warranted, evidently.
Well, they respected your intelligence. Far beyond what was warranted, evidently.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Why didn't they tell me this when I made the reservation?"
Well, they respected your intelligence. Far beyond what was warranted, evidently.
Well, they respected your intelligence. Far beyond what was warranted, evidently.
me: Woo, I got off work early! That nearly never happens!
my car: HEY GUESS WHAT
my car: HEY GUESS WHAT
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
me: Woo, I got off work early! That nearly never happens!
my car: HEY GUESS WHAT
my car: HEY GUESS WHAT
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shut the fuck up ai overview
nobody likes you
nobody likes you
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
shut the fuck up ai overview
nobody likes you
nobody likes you
Intensely glad I didn't pay full price for these incredible shrinking bedsheets.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Intensely glad I didn't pay full price for these incredible shrinking bedsheets.
That grocery bagger having a quick game of rock-paper-scissors with someone across the store :3
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
That grocery bagger having a quick game of rock-paper-scissors with someone across the store :3
Critters that came out to play in the road after the rain, just on my commute home tonight:
grey fox
frogs, too many
deer, too many
rat
skunk
grey fox
frogs, too many
deer, too many
rat
skunk
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Critters that came out to play in the road after the rain, just on my commute home tonight:
grey fox
frogs, too many
deer, too many
rat
skunk
grey fox
frogs, too many
deer, too many
rat
skunk
I am Californian, & accustomed to unseasonable extensions of warm weather, but this is the second week of November. Seriously, now, it's getting weird
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I am Californian, & accustomed to unseasonable extensions of warm weather, but this is the second week of November. Seriously, now, it's getting weird
Today at work we'll learn who would actually notice if I became a vampire. 🧛♀️
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today at work we'll learn who would actually notice if I became a vampire. 🧛♀️
Polish tourist: Why fee?
me: The security deposit is--
other Polish tourist: He's asking about the internet connection.
me: The security deposit is--
other Polish tourist: He's asking about the internet connection.
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Polish tourist: Why fee?
me: The security deposit is--
other Polish tourist: He's asking about the internet connection.
me: The security deposit is--
other Polish tourist: He's asking about the internet connection.
Expect the media to sit hard on the cessation of SNAP benefits until -after- election day.
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Expect the media to sit hard on the cessation of SNAP benefits until -after- election day.
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Possum jar in progress
October 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Possum jar in progress
It's not emphasized enough in this article that 996 will kill you, & "available 24/7 but with free housing" is slavery.
www.axios.com/2025/10/26/o...
www.axios.com/2025/10/26/o...
The hottest number in tech these days is 996: Working 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week
AI may be coming for our jobs, but in the meantime its pushing human workers in Silicon Valley into overdrive.
www.axios.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's not emphasized enough in this article that 996 will kill you, & "available 24/7 but with free housing" is slavery.
www.axios.com/2025/10/26/o...
www.axios.com/2025/10/26/o...
Regression/time-looping needs to be a manhwa genre tag already
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Regression/time-looping needs to be a manhwa genre tag already
me: Huh, I feel a little delicate today, I should maybe have tea on my last break instead of decaf.
green tea: ROOM GO ROUND NOW
green tea: ROOM GO ROUND NOW
October 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
me: Huh, I feel a little delicate today, I should maybe have tea on my last break instead of decaf.
green tea: ROOM GO ROUND NOW
green tea: ROOM GO ROUND NOW
Seize the day. Sink your teeth into it. Consume the screaming, writhing day mercilessly, as the other days look on in horror, and let that be a lesson to the rest of the week.
October 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Seize the day. Sink your teeth into it. Consume the screaming, writhing day mercilessly, as the other days look on in horror, and let that be a lesson to the rest of the week.
brain: hey, write smut. here's a new plot
me: I HAVE WORK TODAY ASDFKJ;LADFJ
me: I HAVE WORK TODAY ASDFKJ;LADFJ
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
brain: hey, write smut. here's a new plot
me: I HAVE WORK TODAY ASDFKJ;LADFJ
me: I HAVE WORK TODAY ASDFKJ;LADFJ
The cheesecakes I made yesterday came out uncommonly well. homg 🤤
September 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The cheesecakes I made yesterday came out uncommonly well. homg 🤤
Well you see, stevia is an "artificial sweetener" because it's extracted from the plant & refined, unlike sugar which is squeezed directly from the cane
September 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Well you see, stevia is an "artificial sweetener" because it's extracted from the plant & refined, unlike sugar which is squeezed directly from the cane
Article: This was debunked, but we won't link to those studies
www.sciencealert.com/we-emit-a-vi...
www.sciencealert.com/we-emit-a-vi...
We Emit a Visible Light That Vanishes When We Die, Says Surprising Study
Life truly is radiant, according to an experiment conducted by researchers from the University of Calgary and the National Research Council of Canada.
www.sciencealert.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Article: This was debunked, but we won't link to those studies
www.sciencealert.com/we-emit-a-vi...
www.sciencealert.com/we-emit-a-vi...
Yes, but how about some paranormal instigators
September 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yes, but how about some paranormal instigators
Absently considering my car the mechanical pet....
September 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Absently considering my car the mechanical pet....
What I learned from the +Delta Anomaly season is that the next time #Niantic dangles a medal in front of me, to sit down & do math first, to see if it's even worth attempting. Never before have I worked so hard to repeat a campaign for fuck-all.
September 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
What I learned from the +Delta Anomaly season is that the next time #Niantic dangles a medal in front of me, to sit down & do math first, to see if it's even worth attempting. Never before have I worked so hard to repeat a campaign for fuck-all.
Brought to you by a joint effort between Captain Obvious & No-shit Sherlock
gizmodo.com/chronic-inso...
gizmodo.com/chronic-inso...
Chronic Insomnia Is Bad for the Brain. Like, Really Bad
A new study sheds light on how insomnia might be impacting your noggin's health.
gizmodo.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Brought to you by a joint effort between Captain Obvious & No-shit Sherlock
gizmodo.com/chronic-inso...
gizmodo.com/chronic-inso...
Friends, please remember that too much salt can be hard on the kidneys, so remember to dilute those fascist tears with margaritas, daiquiri, champagne, and/or good old water.
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Friends, please remember that too much salt can be hard on the kidneys, so remember to dilute those fascist tears with margaritas, daiquiri, champagne, and/or good old water.
No, sir, I agree with you: anything other than instant gratification for free is unfair. That's why you must immediately throw yourself down an elevator shaft, it's only fair.
September 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
No, sir, I agree with you: anything other than instant gratification for free is unfair. That's why you must immediately throw yourself down an elevator shaft, it's only fair.