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John Papageorgiou

@papasbasement.bsky.social

32 followers 7 following 27 posts

I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 1h

Like any gourmand, my criteria for judging good sushi are:
1. Did it get me violently ill?
And
2. Was it on sale?

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 18h

Ways to make "Love is Blind" entertaining
1. Mix in some real uglies. Not even average - butt fuggos
2. Make some contestants AI. Anyone falling for the AI has to legally marry a Fleshlight taped to a Roomba
3. Anyone who utters the phrase "trust the process" is shot into the vacuum of space

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · 15d

They keep me up all night. You’re clearly better at them than I am

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Sep 19

That’s tragic, Neal. Thank you for letting us know.

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Sep 19

I would watch them religiously uncensored

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Aug 19

It’s hard. They’re all kinda crappy in their own way. I still find Target less evil than Amazon overall, but yeah. You kinda can’t win

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Jul 8

It falls under burrito jurisdiction. So how do you categorize those?

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Jul 5

Photos of my dad before and after he assassinated the padishah of Qatar and usurped his throne.

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Jun 28

In a lifetime of misspellings of my name, this is a top three finisher.

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Jun 25

@angelamelini.bsky.social happy you migrated over here!

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Jun 20

After eight films in the series, we need to acknowledge these were very possible missions. He’s gone eight-for-eight. Even Mission: Improbable is a stretch.

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Jun 13

I know that both Chase and Truist are bursting at the seams with them.

John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · May 17

Yeah…”pretending”

Abridged2Far @abridged2far.bsky.social · May 17

@abridged2far presents “The Goat or Who is Sylvia?” by Edward Albee. I saw this show with Jonathan Pryce. It makes “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” look like “Guys and Dolls”. Big thanks to @papasbasement.bsky.social for pretending to have banged a goat! 🐐 💖

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John Papageorgiou @papasbasement.bsky.social · Jan 29

Who’s got time to bake? Just squeeze the tube like gogurt

Reposted by John Papageorgiou

Neal Augenstein @nealaugenstein.bsky.social · Jan 27

Heartbreaking news to report.

WTOP evening anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose deep, warm voice informed and kept listeners in the D.C. region company, has died at the age of 55. wtop.com/inside-wtop/...