John Papageorgiou
papasbasement.bsky.social
John Papageorgiou
@papasbasement.bsky.social
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I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
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Like any gourmand, my criteria for judging good sushi are:
1. Did it get me violently ill?
And
2. Was it on sale?
Ways to make "Love is Blind" entertaining
1. Mix in some real uglies. Not even average - butt fuggos
2. Make some contestants AI. Anyone falling for the AI has to legally marry a Fleshlight taped to a Roomba
3. Anyone who utters the phrase "trust the process" is shot into the vacuum of space
They keep me up all night. You’re clearly better at them than I am
That’s tragic, Neal. Thank you for letting us know.
I would watch them religiously uncensored
It’s hard. They’re all kinda crappy in their own way. I still find Target less evil than Amazon overall, but yeah. You kinda can’t win
It falls under burrito jurisdiction. So how do you categorize those?
Photos of my dad before and after he assassinated the padishah of Qatar and usurped his throne.
In a lifetime of misspellings of my name, this is a top three finisher.
After eight films in the series, we need to acknowledge these were very possible missions. He’s gone eight-for-eight. Even Mission: Improbable is a stretch.
I know that both Chase and Truist are bursting at the seams with them.
Yeah…”pretending”
@abridged2far presents “The Goat or Who is Sylvia?” by Edward Albee. I saw this show with Jonathan Pryce. It makes “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” look like “Guys and Dolls”. Big thanks to @papasbasement.bsky.social for pretending to have banged a goat! 🐐 💖
Who’s got time to bake? Just squeeze the tube like gogurt
Coverage making it seem like the Houston Texans want to piss gasoline on the LA wildfires
Taking bets on what color these come out tomorrow
Mollie, be the dog shit hose you want to see in the world
I’ve never identified more with a video game character.
As the CEO of my own business, I gotta admit, my ego's a little bruised that no one's tried to assassinate me.