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ix. THE HERMIT
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · Jul 27
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undertale/trash heap au spamton written by eli :^) #undertalerp #deltarunerp #rpsky
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 22d
To ALL residents of the underground,

EVERYONE BEHAVE!!! THE QUEEN IS HERE!!!

I’m Watching You,
Spamton G. Spamton
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 22d
!!!!!

( puffed up like a startled cat ) ( ….. as much as he can be, with his perpetual dampness )
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 23d
WHAT A SPECIAL KID.
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 23d
IT’D BE WRONG OF YOU NOT TO PAY ANYONE, Y’KNOW!!
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 23d
I THINK WE DESERVE A REMATCH!!
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 23d
THEY HAD TO KICK ME OFF THE NOSE NUZZLING STAGE YEARS AGO. SAID I HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
GREAT!! I KNEW YOU HAD KINGLY MONEY TUCKED AWAY SOMEWHERE!
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
IS THIS MEAN? YOU’D BE A LITTLE MEAN TOO IF YOU HAD TO WALK ACROSS THE UNDERGROUND AND BACK AGAIN JUST TO RETURN TO SENDER A LETTER EVERY COUPLE DAYS. WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA!
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
P.S. THE KING KEEPS ASKING ME TO TAKE LETTERS TO THE QUEEN AND IT’S JUST KIND OF SAD AT THIS POINT SHE DOESN’T WANT YOU BUDDY
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
SHOULD BE FINE AS LONG AS YOU PAY EM!

YOU CAN PAY EM, RIGHT?
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
I’M GONNA WORRY ABOUT YOU ANYWAY, SILLY!!

MAYBE WE OUGHTA TAKE IT EASY FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social
‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 24d
ii sure h hop ot!! !

* ( crooked antennae twitching just slightly. )

id ddon' t think kso, ,though. do ' orry about m me .
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · Sep 6
THAT’S USUALLY WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU SNEEZE OUTTA NOWHERE. THAT, OR YOU’RE GETTING SICK.

( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?

Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
ME TOO! LAST THING YOU NEED IS SOME PUNK KID BEATING ON YOU!
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
// all my accounts are multiship but i genuinely can’t see it happening on this one just because he is so married to tenna. sorry………
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
IT WOULD MAKE MY JOB A HELL OF A LOT EASIER!
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
// it’s ok… he waited for you !
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
To The Man In Charge:

GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!!

Urgently,
Spamton G. Spamton
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FRISK! @mercifulacting.bsky.social · 24d
ᶦ ᵈᵉˡᶦᵛᵉʳ ᵈᵃ ᵐᵃᶦˡ
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
// he was waiting for you castor. and you just left him hanging
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
Dear Ant:

SOUNDED LIKE SOME KIND OF BOSS BATTLE TO ME!!
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
DID YOU SEE SOMEONE COME THROUGH HERE EARLIER, OR AM I LOSING MY MARBLES?
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
// me every time castor posts on uttenna
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 24d
WOAH, WHO THE HECK ARE THOSE HANDSOME FELLOWS?
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · Sep 6
To all citizens of the Underground,

NO MAIL TODAY. PAIN’S TOO BAD.

Regretfully,
Mr. G. Spamton
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · Sep 6
THAT’S USUALLY WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU SNEEZE OUTTA NOWHERE. THAT, OR YOU’RE GETTING SICK.

( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?

Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social
‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · Aug 30
y yy'think s0mebody' sttalki out me .. . ?

* ( silly little smile. )
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · Aug 30
YOU’RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · Aug 30
YOU’RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social
‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · Aug 30
th hanks, sppam.
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · Aug 30
To the right honourable Mr. “Ant” Tenna,

BLESS YOU, HONEY!

Love, Spamton G. Spamton
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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · Aug 30
To the right honourable Mr. “Ant” Tenna,

BLESS YOU, HONEY!

Love, Spamton G. Spamton
esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social
‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · Aug 30
* ( . . . sneezing. )
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