ParallelPotatoes
@parallelpotatoes.bsky.social
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I hope yall are having a wonderful day, because I certainly am right now
It’s my birthday. Worship me.
I really wish @dropout.tv would post the recipes used on the gastronaut show
I feel this so hard. People really gotta be more honest, it would save a lot of heartache
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I hate how this post comes back and goes viral every couple months when it's such obvious misinformation. Like if your voicemail is still working, you can call 911.
Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
@misslapis.bsky.social I AM SHOUTING AT YOU. Do you wanna form a cult with me
Relateable. I loved Slay the Princess, idk something about how it tells its love story really pulls at me
God it’s fucked up how Ive been dragged into the stupid horse game AND IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN
Bad news everyone. Ive been diagnosed with bigbuttitis. Please pray for me on my healing journey
Submitting my 2 week notice today!
Personally Im a Hushery fan. I love the aesthetics of winter, endings, and quiet
Do you have the tier list website for this?
Fucked up that when I play Monster Prom games I can’t win even when I use a guide but its also possible to win by trying to lose
Wtf metal you’re not allowed to go to the beach!

The sign CLEARLY says “no cool people allowed!”
Me: Wow these cooking show contestants are doing terribly
Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today
Is there a way to immigrate to Lapisland?
Imagine how many more and higher quality games we would get if CEO salary was instead spent on hiring more designers for current and future games
I’m mad. I’m watching a cooking competition where the judges are doing a blind taste test where they don’t see the dishes. AND THE CONTESTANTS ARE MAKING DISHES WHERE PRESENTATION IS A KEY PART OF THE DISH! THAT THE JUDGES WONT SEE! screaming
Oh Im pretty sure there will be a 6th history after the trip
I would drink the encaustum terminales
Who up martialing their edicts
I think there needs to be a version of “Hellfire” from Hunchback of Notre Dame but Frollo sings about the temptations of cheese instead of Esmerelda. And I’d be Frollo in this version.