Paris the Goat
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JUST IN: 2 school systems in MN file suit to block ICE enforcement near schools. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
#1 in Fridley Public School District, Independent School District 14 v. Noem (D. Minnesota, 0:26-cv-01023) – CourtListener.com
COMPLAINT against All Defendants (filing fee $ 405, receipt number AMNDC-12627493) filed by Education Minnesota, Duluth Public School District, Independent School District 709, Fridley Public School D...
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February 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
JUST IN: 2 school systems in MN file suit to block ICE enforcement near schools. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Goddamn I miss that place. Just making it through high school and college $7.98 at a time.
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Goddamn I miss that place. Just making it through high school and college $7.98 at a time.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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YOU MADE IT SAM
NOW FINISH THE JOB
NOW FINISH THE JOB
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 AM
YOU MADE IT SAM
NOW FINISH THE JOB
NOW FINISH THE JOB
We've been on the streets trying to keep our neighbors safe.
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
We've been on the streets trying to keep our neighbors safe.
I love you guys but I'm not sure "Foxworth and Friends" is the phrasing I'd want to use.
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I love you guys but I'm not sure "Foxworth and Friends" is the phrasing I'd want to use.
Exactly. Maybe this is the event that closes Pandora's Box.
January 19, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Exactly. Maybe this is the event that closes Pandora's Box.
I only hope it closes the Pandora's box that was opened when the Cubs won the World Series.
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I only hope it closes the Pandora's box that was opened when the Cubs won the World Series.
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I can't unsee Lutz as Barnwell for some reason.
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I can't unsee Lutz as Barnwell for some reason.
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Man what the hell these are high schoolers
January 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Man what the hell these are high schoolers
Jeez I was just there the other day dropping donations off. A couple of the businesses near there were making a big push.
January 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Jeez I was just there the other day dropping donations off. A couple of the businesses near there were making a big push.
I had that treatment for a six week headache spell once, and it was incredible how much better I felt the next day. I hope it works for you.
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I had that treatment for a six week headache spell once, and it was incredible how much better I felt the next day. I hope it works for you.
It would seem like the proper response would be to arrest the shooter on suspicion of murder and sort out justification later, no?
I get that normal citizens don't ACTUALLY get the presumption of innocence that law enforcement gets, but what the hell.
I get that normal citizens don't ACTUALLY get the presumption of innocence that law enforcement gets, but what the hell.
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
It would seem like the proper response would be to arrest the shooter on suspicion of murder and sort out justification later, no?
I get that normal citizens don't ACTUALLY get the presumption of innocence that law enforcement gets, but what the hell.
I get that normal citizens don't ACTUALLY get the presumption of innocence that law enforcement gets, but what the hell.
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While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
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got vulnerable and wrote about a recent series of professional rejections in an attempt to distil both the changing sports media landscape, and what it means to want
Engine, ballast
The push/pull of want, The Believer's Sports Issue, and how athletes are shrinking the sports media landscape.
www.basketballfeelings.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
got vulnerable and wrote about a recent series of professional rejections in an attempt to distil both the changing sports media landscape, and what it means to want
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The irony is, there actually IS one person I can think of who talks eloquently, and often, about how his faith informs him as a person and a citizen, and who does it in a way that even atheists listen to and respect. But CBS canceled his late-night show and it’s going off the air in May.
December 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The irony is, there actually IS one person I can think of who talks eloquently, and often, about how his faith informs him as a person and a citizen, and who does it in a way that even atheists listen to and respect. But CBS canceled his late-night show and it’s going off the air in May.
By that logic HS/ICE agents should all be arrested for kidnapping since there's no way to verify that their IDs (if they even give them) are valid.
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
By that logic HS/ICE agents should all be arrested for kidnapping since there's no way to verify that their IDs (if they even give them) are valid.
Watching that Allen travel in person was wild.
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Watching that Allen travel in person was wild.
Indiana is going to have this right after the Hali injury? FFS
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Indiana is going to have this right after the Hali injury? FFS
It's all jokey. Like shitting on a sibling. And at the end of the day you def want to crush your sibling at sports but that doesn't mean you hate them
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It's all jokey. Like shitting on a sibling. And at the end of the day you def want to crush your sibling at sports but that doesn't mean you hate them
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JJ McCarthy's Concussion
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jj-mcc...
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November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
JJ McCarthy's Concussion
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jj-mcc...
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jj-mcc...
That's just common sense efficiency. They don't want to run out of numbers.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That's just common sense efficiency. They don't want to run out of numbers.
He looks like if Tim Walz stuck his finger in an outlet. Also he's stances are like if Tim Walz held his finger in that socket for far too long.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
He looks like if Tim Walz stuck his finger in an outlet. Also he's stances are like if Tim Walz held his finger in that socket for far too long.