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PAR
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Does funny stuff I guess he/him, twenty threee
Bluesky search sucks
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Wordle 1697 4/6

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February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Spin me a tale whiteboy
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
@discord.com fuck off I’ve had my account for 8 years, you need to be 13 to have a discord account so id literally have to be baseline 21. Im not a teen im never ai verifying my account
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
did a patriot just get spitroasted by two seahawks?
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Two potatoes have USB ports. They hate eachother.
February 8, 2026 at 8:24 AM
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This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
La roach pussay
February 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
#LastFourWatched lots of different stuff this week. Iron Lung was cool but Abel’s Island was amazing see that please
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Humans aren’t effected as horrors as much as you’d think, eventually you just kinda learn to live with it/fall back to what you already know. It’s easy. Lovecraft was just a lil bitch
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
aw shit they banned dril whats next you ban the 2000 people funnier than me? AND THEN ME? I'M... next #freedril
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
people are like "why did epstein and co. take so many photos of the terrible things they're doing?" and like sometimes people just take photos idk. we all have cameras in our pockets.
February 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Just use google image search it takes like2 seconds GOD!
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 PM
God I just want good electronic radio wtf
January 28, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Imagine you famous online, like if you walk outside your house nobody know who your ass is; Like old Mrs. McGillicuddy don’t know bout roblox mei overwatch ai slop funny moments #14 getting 100k views in 2 hours bro
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 AM
My friends keep saying I own things no one else does, eventually I’ll buy a pepto bismol and prove them wrong
January 26, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Penny, good name. Percival, good name. Prancer, reindeer name.
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Up late thinking about Azerbaijan, again
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Won 3 plushies at a claw machine today about to be really good gave 2 to some kids, they’d didn’t want this hello kitty tho, who wouldn’t want this lil sailor #28yearslaterthebonetemple
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Yeah Jeff goldblum just walked onto set in his own costume and makeup, he’s dressed as a bunny rabbit but he’s trying to punch the cast. Seems like he’s playing a tenacious hare sort of character
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
For gundam: princess sorcery diaries they’re making Anne Hathaway sing SZA songs while walking around in a circle
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Was reading something I wrote when I was a kid; a superhero just called “Satan” who had all the powers of Satan cuz Satan got really weak because people were too good (written during the Obama administration) and so hell was super empty or something. Was just a normal dude other than the Satan stuff
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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Yesterday began that time of the year for me (I take hormonal birth control continuously to prevent a monthly cycle, but I have to do it 1-2 times a year) but I mentally projected my period pains onto Scott Adams. Interesting news to wake up to today!!!
January 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Bro tried converting to Christianity at the last moment to get into heaven but do you really think god that stupid? You think he’s playing peekaboo? Nah, he sees all
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM