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i’d imagine he cuts his hair initially out of sheer necessity, honestly? he doesn’t know how to tend to it on his own (and he can’t be bothered to deal with the matting) so, away it goes!

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 7

sometimes i feel like i'm becoming a seavbo lovechild irl and it's terrifying. like for some reason i've had the urge to start running recently. i don't know why. i thnk evbo is taking over my soul.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 7

the look of horror i gave myself in the mirror when i realised i can tie my hair back is the most akin to seawatt i've ever felt in my life.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 7

that man doesn't grow out his hair on purpose, he's just too lazy (read: he's too depressed) to actually bother getting it cut. so he just lets it get longer. doesn't matter much anyway, does it?

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 7

i understand long hair seawatt personally now.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 7

rereading something i wrote with my ex like 🫢… in shock tbh. i forgot it was good lol.

parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 6

i am so brainrotted i typed 'seawatt' instead of 'seawater'. my life is over.

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · Dec 6

Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 6

i am in pain so now oomfs have to be in pain too. sorry.

parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 6

evbo is only truly free from the clutches of civilization in those scarce moments before he enters the pro civilization properly; not even godhood can release him. what would he give, to be able to have iron boots on his feet again? what would evbo do to just run, without ever having to stop? (4/4)

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 6

for those few fleeting hours he is well and truly free. no terrible hunger, no fear of death. nothing. not a single thing can keep him from the joy of the wind in his hair and the solid thumping of his feet against grass. he doesn’t know that he will be chained again, now to responsibility. (3/4)

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 6

does he go as far as he can, as long as he can? he has as much food as he could ever want and all the time in the world. he has no friends or obligations. he knows nobody and nobody knows him. he’s free to run into the horizon forever, ceaselessly. he doesn’t know of the struggles ahead. (2/4)

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 6

when evbo gets to the pro level, does he just… jump? does he jump as far as his legs can take him, feel the raw burn in his lungs as he fights to breathe? there is no hunger in the cavity of his stomach for the first time in his life. there are no weights keeping him from sprinting any longer. (1/4)

parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 6

anyway, don’t abruptly start running after being mostly constrained to your bed for a while. this is clearly a bad idea but apparently i am not a smart person.

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parker civilization @parkercivilization.bsky.social · Dec 6

anyway, don’t abruptly start running after being mostly constrained to your bed for a while. this is clearly a bad idea but apparently i am not a smart person.