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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · Jan 25

definitely did not see that cumming 😳

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 13h

haha i’m not too sure. been using ball weights for years but i had hernia surgery as a kid and i think scar tissue is preventing my left nut from descending 😭

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 13h

i’ve used ball stretchers/weights for years! but i think the hernia surgery i had as a kid is the reason my left nut never seems to make any progress. i assume thick scar tissue or something is preventing a good stretch. the right one has become looser tho

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 14h

really wish i had fucking massive saggy balls that i could put in my asshole but instead i got average nuts & a tight scrotum

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 22h

oh he’s def not AI lmao! i’ve followed for a while, he’s so hottttt

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 1d

self promoted under his post 😌 i saw other people do it so i thought he wouldn’t care but apparently sucking one’s own cock was the last straw 🧍🏻‍♂️

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Maddy Maxx @maddymaxx.bsky.social · 5d

Who's horny with me?

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 1d

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Big Bro @itbigbro.bsky.social · Aug 31

Hey bro 🍌

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 1d

Haha i feel that but unfortunately better vibes don’t pay my bills. As far as my income goes, i have to keep active on my biggest platform to promote content & funnel new subscribers.

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 2d

i feel like such a working girlie tbh 😅 i’ve been keeping BUSY with so much going on & im loving itttttt. and if you haven’t yet—go grab a PWX cumrag! (or 7 💦 )

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 5d

Sooooo i finally opened up my cumrag shop & I’m so excited to share with y’all!! Follow my shop at @pwxhub.com, and shop current designs at pwxhub.com. 🤍 💦

PWX @pwxhub.com · 5d

PWX cumrag shop is now LIVE. Choose from 13 fun designs and choose your thread color on select products.

30% off with code WELCUM.
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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 2d

thanks 🫶🏻

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 2d

pls jakipz is sooooo heart eyes ugh. he blocked me on twitter (i deserved it)

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 2d

99 more to go! 😜

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 2d

LOL. Not at the moment 😝 I have to do more research on the legality of shipping semen before i can commit to that 😅

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 2d

i need to be better at logging in here 😭 i have the worst habit of mindlessly checking twitter bc thats where i get most engagement (and my fav creators are there) but honestly my bluesky girlies make me more comfortable idk im sorry i neglect y’all 😭

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 5d

thanks so much for purchasing!! 😀 🫶🏻 i’m planning to do some holiday inspired designs too so def keep an eye out 😜

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 5d

Sooooo i finally opened up my cumrag shop & I’m so excited to share with y’all!! Follow my shop at @pwxhub.com, and shop current designs at pwxhub.com. 🤍 💦

PWX @pwxhub.com · 5d

PWX cumrag shop is now LIVE. Choose from 13 fun designs and choose your thread color on select products.

30% off with code WELCUM.
pwxhub.com

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PWX @pwxhub.com · 5d

PWX cumrag shop is now LIVE. Choose from 13 fun designs and choose your thread color on select products.

30% off with code WELCUM.
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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 5d

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 5d

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Daddy pounder 8X5 @daddypounder8by5.bsky.social · 6d

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · Jul 26

this view of me self milking 😵‍💫

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NSNS (NOSOXNOSEX) @nsns.bsky.social · 5d

FUMETTI SEXY 👻
2023
A collage inspired by the cover art of italian erotic horror comics from the 70s/80s and giallo movies.

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RT if you like!
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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

u ever wonder if guys didn’t have hairy asses wtf would we jerk off to???

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