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“Soccer is football for smart people and football is football for assholes.” - Stephen King
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(Relatively) noise-free MLS feed, now with hashtags! The list I pulled them from was a couple years old and so a few are probably out of date, I’ll try and keep an eye on that. I know I missed a bunch for Austin FC.
(Relatively) noise-free MLS feed, now with hashtags! The list I pulled them from was a couple years old and so a few are probably out of date, I’ll try and keep an eye on that. I know I missed a bunch for Austin FC.
Our #1 offseason priority is moving Huntsville City to South Carolina and changing the name to Nashville: SC.
This means no more Space Cowboy game, and the most obvious replacement, the Cock Rider game, is reserved for when the club hosts Miami. A new cutesy name is imperative.
#EveryoneN
This means no more Space Cowboy game, and the most obvious replacement, the Cock Rider game, is reserved for when the club hosts Miami. A new cutesy name is imperative.
#EveryoneN
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Our #1 offseason priority is moving Huntsville City to South Carolina and changing the name to Nashville: SC.
This means no more Space Cowboy game, and the most obvious replacement, the Cock Rider game, is reserved for when the club hosts Miami. A new cutesy name is imperative.
#EveryoneN
This means no more Space Cowboy game, and the most obvious replacement, the Cock Rider game, is reserved for when the club hosts Miami. A new cutesy name is imperative.
#EveryoneN
So, thoughts on our offseason so far?
I had hoped we would be more aggressive in fixing some of our more glaring needs but I guess I can let the team shower first.
#EveryoneN
I had hoped we would be more aggressive in fixing some of our more glaring needs but I guess I can let the team shower first.
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
So, thoughts on our offseason so far?
I had hoped we would be more aggressive in fixing some of our more glaring needs but I guess I can let the team shower first.
#EveryoneN
I had hoped we would be more aggressive in fixing some of our more glaring needs but I guess I can let the team shower first.
#EveryoneN
I would rather we lose every game 4-0 for the rest of my life than feel an ounce of pride that Messi played well against Jack Maher, and I will never feel shame for losing one of these dog-and-pony shows to the league’s mascot.
I love this team so fucking much, y’all.
#EveryoneN
I love this team so fucking much, y’all.
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I would rather we lose every game 4-0 for the rest of my life than feel an ounce of pride that Messi played well against Jack Maher, and I will never feel shame for losing one of these dog-and-pony shows to the league’s mascot.
I love this team so fucking much, y’all.
#EveryoneN
I love this team so fucking much, y’all.
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That rundown of our bench options felt like that Orlando game last year where they were like “these are the players who can change the game for Nashville” and then it was Brent Kallman picking his nose.
#EveryoneN
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That rundown of our bench options felt like that Orlando game last year where they were like “these are the players who can change the game for Nashville” and then it was Brent Kallman picking his nose.
#EveryoneN
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wow, Herrera was even farther offside than Danny Musovski was. It benefits the team I want to win this time though so I didn’t see shit.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Wow, Herrera was even farther offside than Danny Musovski was. It benefits the team I want to win this time though so I didn’t see shit.
No Jeisson tonight hurts, he’s got more range than Maher and lets us play a higher line.
The Milkman has to deliver.
#EveryoneN
The Milkman has to deliver.
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
No Jeisson tonight hurts, he’s got more range than Maher and lets us play a higher line.
The Milkman has to deliver.
#EveryoneN
The Milkman has to deliver.
#EveryoneN
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Manifesting humiliating losses for Football Club Cincinnati and Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami, and I suppose a regular loss for Seattle Sounders Football Club today
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Okay, switching over to Hell is Real.
Penalty shootouts make me sick even as a neutral and I have to save my tolerance in case I need it for our game.
Penalty shootouts make me sick even as a neutral and I have to save my tolerance in case I need it for our game.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Okay, switching over to Hell is Real.
Penalty shootouts make me sick even as a neutral and I have to save my tolerance in case I need it for our game.
Penalty shootouts make me sick even as a neutral and I have to save my tolerance in case I need it for our game.
Coming back to this game after driving 30 minutes to where I’ll be watching the other two games
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
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November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Coming back to this game after driving 30 minutes to where I’ll be watching the other two games
I love Nouhou, man. He looks in the mirror and sees prime Marcelo.
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I love Nouhou, man. He looks in the mirror and sees prime Marcelo.
And, just like it was so often for us, this game is over 10 minutes in because the other team scored twice
Me when Nashville SC played defensive, set piece-reliant counterattacking soccer: 😡
Me when Minnesota plays defensive, set piece-reliant counterattacking soccer: 😍
Me when Minnesota plays defensive, set piece-reliant counterattacking soccer: 😍
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
And, just like it was so often for us, this game is over 10 minutes in because the other team scored twice
Me when Nashville SC played defensive, set piece-reliant counterattacking soccer: 😡
Me when Minnesota plays defensive, set piece-reliant counterattacking soccer: 😍
Me when Minnesota plays defensive, set piece-reliant counterattacking soccer: 😍
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me when Nashville SC played defensive, set piece-reliant counterattacking soccer: 😡
Me when Minnesota plays defensive, set piece-reliant counterattacking soccer: 😍
Me when Minnesota plays defensive, set piece-reliant counterattacking soccer: 😍
Manifesting humiliating losses for Football Club Cincinnati and Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami, and I suppose a regular loss for Seattle Sounders Football Club today
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Manifesting humiliating losses for Football Club Cincinnati and Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami, and I suppose a regular loss for Seattle Sounders Football Club today
No Stupid Questions: Having correctly assumed that other coaches are not also drawing pictures of themselves and Lionel Messi holding hands, Miami coach Javier Mascherano has finally gotten up the nerve to ask what those whiteboards that look like pitches are actually for.
#EveryoneN
#EveryoneN
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
No Stupid Questions: Having correctly assumed that other coaches are not also drawing pictures of themselves and Lionel Messi holding hands, Miami coach Javier Mascherano has finally gotten up the nerve to ask what those whiteboards that look like pitches are actually for.
#EveryoneN
#EveryoneN
I wish our rivals signed more Wilfried Zahas and Alexey Miranchuks and fewer Kevin Denkeys and Rodrigo de Pauls.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I wish our rivals signed more Wilfried Zahas and Alexey Miranchuks and fewer Kevin Denkeys and Rodrigo de Pauls.
My interest in this series extended as far as Charlotte’s ability to win it without scoring a goal, and that is a rather emphatic way to end it. 👀
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My interest in this series extended as far as Charlotte’s ability to win it without scoring a goal, and that is a rather emphatic way to end it. 👀
There are three people - three adults! - front row at the Charlotte-City game in Messi jerseys.
What compels this behavior?
What compels this behavior?
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
There are three people - three adults! - front row at the Charlotte-City game in Messi jerseys.
What compels this behavior?
What compels this behavior?
Robin Jansson in the background like
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Robin Jansson in the background like