Parody Nigel Farage
@parodypm.bsky.social
Parody account, originally set up to take the piss out of Boris Johnson. After several regenerations, now inhabiting the baccy-stained git who would be Fuhrer. I survive on coffee:
https://ko-fi.com/:parody_pm
https://ko-fi.com/:parody_pm
Congratulations to the Oswald Mosley and Diana Mitford of our age on their engagement.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Congratulations to the Oswald Mosley and Diana Mitford of our age on their engagement.
We thought it best to avoid being scrutinised on our policies, since we don't have any.
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January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
We thought it best to avoid being scrutinised on our policies, since we don't have any.
nation.cymru/news/reform-...
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Excellent bit of journalism to avoid mentioning that there are now 12 more private schools than there were in 2024.
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Excellent bit of journalism to avoid mentioning that there are now 12 more private schools than there were in 2024.
Tommy Robinson is a traitor for asking Trump to invade the UK. Any real patriot would be asking Putin.
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Tommy Robinson is a traitor for asking Trump to invade the UK. Any real patriot would be asking Putin.
Donald Trump confirms that US companies will look after Venezuela's oil for them and hand control back just as soon as it has all been safely extracted and sold.
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Donald Trump confirms that US companies will look after Venezuela's oil for them and hand control back just as soon as it has all been safely extracted and sold.
"So Mr Trump, what was it that first attracted you to the country with the world's largest oil reserves?"
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM
"So Mr Trump, what was it that first attracted you to the country with the world's largest oil reserves?"
Who better to lecture people on pariotism than the lazy, incompetent, compulsive liar who partied while people died, agreed the worst Brexit deal possible, lied to Parliament, ignored the Ministerial Code and promoted sex pests?
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Who better to lecture people on pariotism than the lazy, incompetent, compulsive liar who partied while people died, agreed the worst Brexit deal possible, lied to Parliament, ignored the Ministerial Code and promoted sex pests?
Everything is so easy when you are as thick as a brick and know fuck all about the British Constitution.
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Everything is so easy when you are as thick as a brick and know fuck all about the British Constitution.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a twat who lives in Dubai who withdrew £3m from his company before liquidating it while owing £1.25m in unpaid tax.
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a twat who lives in Dubai who withdrew £3m from his company before liquidating it while owing £1.25m in unpaid tax.
I'm quietly confident about being able to keep my New Year resolutions:
-demonise immigrants
-find a 13th job
-don't go to Clacton
-visit the US at least 6 times
-make no actual policies
-sell more junk to gullible dimwits
-demonise immigrants
-find a 13th job
-don't go to Clacton
-visit the US at least 6 times
-make no actual policies
-sell more junk to gullible dimwits
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I'm quietly confident about being able to keep my New Year resolutions:
-demonise immigrants
-find a 13th job
-don't go to Clacton
-visit the US at least 6 times
-make no actual policies
-sell more junk to gullible dimwits
-demonise immigrants
-find a 13th job
-don't go to Clacton
-visit the US at least 6 times
-make no actual policies
-sell more junk to gullible dimwits
Man who supported governments that cut public services for fourteen years complains about cuts to police, schools and healthcare.
December 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Man who supported governments that cut public services for fourteen years complains about cuts to police, schools and healthcare.
In my New Year message I will apologise for being a racist bully at school, launch an inquiry into Russian influence in Reform, publish my tax returns and details of the purchase of my house in Frinton.
Just kidding!! I'll talk a load of shit-stirring old bollocks as usual.
Just kidding!! I'll talk a load of shit-stirring old bollocks as usual.
December 31, 2025 at 9:23 AM
In my New Year message I will apologise for being a racist bully at school, launch an inquiry into Russian influence in Reform, publish my tax returns and details of the purchase of my house in Frinton.
Just kidding!! I'll talk a load of shit-stirring old bollocks as usual.
Just kidding!! I'll talk a load of shit-stirring old bollocks as usual.
Isn't it fantastic to be a sovereign nation once again, able to make our own rules and not bend to the demands of foreign politicians?
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Isn't it fantastic to be a sovereign nation once again, able to make our own rules and not bend to the demands of foreign politicians?
This is disgraceful! Which idiot encouraged people to vote for the Brexit that made this inevitable?
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
This is disgraceful! Which idiot encouraged people to vote for the Brexit that made this inevitable?
Lee Anderson has just got his test results back.
December 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Lee Anderson has just got his test results back.
I'll strip civil servants of their pensions, but I'm keeping my £73,000 EU pension, despite my attendance record being the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs.
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I'll strip civil servants of their pensions, but I'm keeping my £73,000 EU pension, despite my attendance record being the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs.
"Dear Diary,
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"Dear Diary,
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
Yes, but no problem if you're an MP who was sent to prison for beating up his girlfriend.
December 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yes, but no problem if you're an MP who was sent to prison for beating up his girlfriend.
Man who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax and moved his business to Singapore after the Brexit he voted for wants your sympathy.
December 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Man who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax and moved his business to Singapore after the Brexit he voted for wants your sympathy.
We in Reform will safeguard important traditions like cheering on rich toffs as they set out to rip animals to pieces.
Oiks - know your place.
Oiks - know your place.
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
We in Reform will safeguard important traditions like cheering on rich toffs as they set out to rip animals to pieces.
Oiks - know your place.
Oiks - know your place.
This festive season spare a thought for those who are locked up for taking bribes from the world leader I admire most.
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
This festive season spare a thought for those who are locked up for taking bribes from the world leader I admire most.
Here I am pretending I drink beer, doing my 'man of the people' act to fool the gullible dimwits into thinking I give a shit about them
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Here I am pretending I drink beer, doing my 'man of the people' act to fool the gullible dimwits into thinking I give a shit about them
I'm deeply honoured to have had a beer named after me.
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I'm deeply honoured to have had a beer named after me.
"Christmas is a time of peace, humility, love, compassion, selflessness and charity. So naturally I fucking hate it."
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Christmas is a time of peace, humility, love, compassion, selflessness and charity. So naturally I fucking hate it."