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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge
@parsee2.bsky.social
30 followers 34 following 150 posts
I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE Parody account featuring the jealous bridge princess https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot)
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 14h
I love guilty tripping people for my own benefit!!
parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 1d
What the fuck?! One singular like??? On MY DAY?!?!?!
parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 1d
Today is Parsee day!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 14h
On my bridge

Straight up "Parseeing it"

and by "it"... haha, well

Lets just say, my jealousy
parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 1d
What the fuck?! One singular like??? On MY DAY?!?!?!
parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 1d
Today is Parsee day!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 1d
I'm making a hole inside the tree so animals like birds can enter and live happily :D

Don't worry about it :3
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 1d
Yo mama is so fat... she cant even fit in my bridge!!!!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 1d
Cool Parsee fact!: You are never truly safe from it. It will find you. No matter how much you hide.
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 1d
Today is Parsee day!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 2d
Wuwiwuwi
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 2d
ME ME ME ME ME ME ALL ME!!!!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 3d
Ah, it is clear to me that you are a foolish creature! Just don't pay dummy! The worker is clearly busy with that old lady!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 3d
FUCK OFF
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 3d
Holy fuck that's me!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
Ok so I don't wanna ruin this account with my personal shit, so uh..... @yulde2.bsky.social here, my own little alt account. Yupi. Now the Parsee account goes back to being about Parsee!
parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
Well, fuck. I guess I should had expected that... I regret nothing. I hate that bastard.
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
Despiet how much I hate him, I should probably stop. I don't have that many followers but it took me a whole year just to get to this point and I don't know what I would do if I lost that account forever
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
Well, fuck. I guess I should had expected that... I regret nothing. I hate that bastard.
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
NO??????
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
NO IM NOT SHUT UP!!!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
NO.
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
yo mama lololollolollolllollo
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
Very true!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
I'm like, the first yokai ever
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
Fake news! Who the hell told you that?! I'm sure it was that stupid tengu and her stupid news with stupid misinformation!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
Yes they could. I would tell you the details about it, but I don't feel like it!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
I would laugh at them but I'm actually kinda jealous of their confidence....
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 6d
Yes.
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