Ford Prefect
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Usually with how long the occupation in Minneapolis has been you’d see a bunch of right-wing counter protests and Rittenhouse clones, but not so much now. Why? I think partially its because its so damn cold. Most of those mouthbreathers live in FL and TX and are pussies when it comes to cold.
January 26, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Usually with how long the occupation in Minneapolis has been you’d see a bunch of right-wing counter protests and Rittenhouse clones, but not so much now. Why? I think partially its because its so damn cold. Most of those mouthbreathers live in FL and TX and are pussies when it comes to cold.
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“Freedom is not free. We have to work at it. Nurture it. Protect it. Even sacrifice for it.”
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
“Freedom is not free. We have to work at it. Nurture it. Protect it. Even sacrifice for it.”
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A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
Dear ICE agent, Alex Pretti was TWICE the man you’ll ever be.
January 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Dear ICE agent, Alex Pretti was TWICE the man you’ll ever be.
In a way, the biggest problem this admin has is they forgot to censor our Internet before they started this shit
January 25, 2026 at 1:23 AM
In a way, the biggest problem this admin has is they forgot to censor our Internet before they started this shit
This isn’t immigration enforcement.
This is police state shit. This is exactly what I saw in my head when my conservative dad would describe what would happen in the End Times. Except then we were certain it would be carried out by liberals.
You are blind as fuck if you think any of this is OK.
This is police state shit. This is exactly what I saw in my head when my conservative dad would describe what would happen in the End Times. Except then we were certain it would be carried out by liberals.
You are blind as fuck if you think any of this is OK.
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This isn’t immigration enforcement.
This is police state shit. This is exactly what I saw in my head when my conservative dad would describe what would happen in the End Times. Except then we were certain it would be carried out by liberals.
You are blind as fuck if you think any of this is OK.
This is police state shit. This is exactly what I saw in my head when my conservative dad would describe what would happen in the End Times. Except then we were certain it would be carried out by liberals.
You are blind as fuck if you think any of this is OK.
Moral tit-for-tatting doesn’t work in political discourse. Its not even worth engaging. The priorities of conservatives are so fucking whacked out by false information that the only thing that will wake them up is if they wake up in a tent camp one day because Trump has fucked us.
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Moral tit-for-tatting doesn’t work in political discourse. Its not even worth engaging. The priorities of conservatives are so fucking whacked out by false information that the only thing that will wake them up is if they wake up in a tent camp one day because Trump has fucked us.
Well, if there’s one positive thing about the Trump presidency it’s that people can no longer say that having a woman as president would be bad because she’d be too emotional.
Dude is wanting to start a war because a bunch of people in Norway didn’t give him a participation trophy.
Dude is wanting to start a war because a bunch of people in Norway didn’t give him a participation trophy.
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Well, if there’s one positive thing about the Trump presidency it’s that people can no longer say that having a woman as president would be bad because she’d be too emotional.
Dude is wanting to start a war because a bunch of people in Norway didn’t give him a participation trophy.
Dude is wanting to start a war because a bunch of people in Norway didn’t give him a participation trophy.
Watching “Harry and the Hendersons”. Still peak cinema IMO.
a close up of a bigfoot with a beard and teeth
ALT: a close up of a bigfoot with a beard and teeth
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Watching “Harry and the Hendersons”. Still peak cinema IMO.
Every thing I see and hear tells me we are basically living in a cold civil war. There is a group of people that don’t see this country as belonging to every citizen. They see it as only belonging to the Trump loyalists. If you are not loyal, you are a traitor to them. This is where we’re at.
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Every thing I see and hear tells me we are basically living in a cold civil war. There is a group of people that don’t see this country as belonging to every citizen. They see it as only belonging to the Trump loyalists. If you are not loyal, you are a traitor to them. This is where we’re at.
“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety,” - Ben Franklin
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 AM
“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety,” - Ben Franklin
Who fucking cares? They keep shuffling the same five people around the top five every year. If that doesn’t show everybody we’re fucked by the rich, I don’t know what does.
The Google parent’s stock hit a new record after a new AI deal with Apple, pushing its market value above $4 trillion.
Sergey Brin Becomes World’s No. 3 Richest—Overtakes Jeff Bezos, Larry Ellison After Alphabet Hits $4 Trillion
The Google parent’s stock hit a new record after a new AI deal with Apple, pushing its market value above $4 trillion.
www.forbes.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Who fucking cares? They keep shuffling the same five people around the top five every year. If that doesn’t show everybody we’re fucked by the rich, I don’t know what does.
I asked Claude:
“I want the 100% un-biased narrative of the events of January 7th, 2025 that led up to Renee Good being shot. I want you to research why ICE and Good were both in the neighborhood and provide analysis on who was at fault in her death based on the un-biased facts of the case.” /1
“I want the 100% un-biased narrative of the events of January 7th, 2025 that led up to Renee Good being shot. I want you to research why ICE and Good were both in the neighborhood and provide analysis on who was at fault in her death based on the un-biased facts of the case.” /1
January 14, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I asked Claude:
“I want the 100% un-biased narrative of the events of January 7th, 2025 that led up to Renee Good being shot. I want you to research why ICE and Good were both in the neighborhood and provide analysis on who was at fault in her death based on the un-biased facts of the case.” /1
“I want the 100% un-biased narrative of the events of January 7th, 2025 that led up to Renee Good being shot. I want you to research why ICE and Good were both in the neighborhood and provide analysis on who was at fault in her death based on the un-biased facts of the case.” /1
Nemik’s Manifesto is now more relevant than ever:
“There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. /1
“There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. /1
January 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Nemik’s Manifesto is now more relevant than ever:
“There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. /1
“There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. /1
They want to paint us as being “deranged” for calling them Nazis, but it’s logically very simple: you act like a Nazi, you’re a fucking Nazi.
Let’s tally the evidence just in the past 60 days:
Let’s tally the evidence just in the past 60 days:
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
They want to paint us as being “deranged” for calling them Nazis, but it’s logically very simple: you act like a Nazi, you’re a fucking Nazi.
Let’s tally the evidence just in the past 60 days:
Let’s tally the evidence just in the past 60 days:
The idea that white people might be a global minority in the near future is only frightening to Christians who put their identity into their whiteness, not Christ. Nothing will convince me otherwise.
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 AM
The idea that white people might be a global minority in the near future is only frightening to Christians who put their identity into their whiteness, not Christ. Nothing will convince me otherwise.
If Iran can do it after decades of oppression, why can’t we? Stand with Iran. Depose the dictator.
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
If Iran can do it after decades of oppression, why can’t we? Stand with Iran. Depose the dictator.
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Sums it up perfectly. Hair Hitler never gave a shit about working people, affordability, inflation or any of that. It was just cynical and performative shit to get votes. And it worked to perfection. #trumpIsALiarAndAFraud #affordability
January 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Sums it up perfectly. Hair Hitler never gave a shit about working people, affordability, inflation or any of that. It was just cynical and performative shit to get votes. And it worked to perfection. #trumpIsALiarAndAFraud #affordability
He never fully released the Epstein files.
He has not stopped inflation or grown the economy.
He has not made us more free, but less free.
You know in your heart of hearts Trump is corrupt, cruel but also a horrible President. Stop defending him. Stand with us and defend freedom against him.
He has not stopped inflation or grown the economy.
He has not made us more free, but less free.
You know in your heart of hearts Trump is corrupt, cruel but also a horrible President. Stop defending him. Stand with us and defend freedom against him.
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
He never fully released the Epstein files.
He has not stopped inflation or grown the economy.
He has not made us more free, but less free.
You know in your heart of hearts Trump is corrupt, cruel but also a horrible President. Stop defending him. Stand with us and defend freedom against him.
He has not stopped inflation or grown the economy.
He has not made us more free, but less free.
You know in your heart of hearts Trump is corrupt, cruel but also a horrible President. Stop defending him. Stand with us and defend freedom against him.
Don’t tell me you support liberty or freedom and then give a fullthroated defense of jackbooted thugs terrorizing and killing unarmed people.
You are a fascist.
Plain and simple.
The US is about to go up in flames because being racist is more important than the constitution to you people.
You are a fascist.
Plain and simple.
The US is about to go up in flames because being racist is more important than the constitution to you people.
January 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Don’t tell me you support liberty or freedom and then give a fullthroated defense of jackbooted thugs terrorizing and killing unarmed people.
You are a fascist.
Plain and simple.
The US is about to go up in flames because being racist is more important than the constitution to you people.
You are a fascist.
Plain and simple.
The US is about to go up in flames because being racist is more important than the constitution to you people.
Mark my words…by 2028 Trump will proudly proclaim he is a pedophile and that he had every right to be. They are getting more brazen by the day.
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Mark my words…by 2028 Trump will proudly proclaim he is a pedophile and that he had every right to be. They are getting more brazen by the day.
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Donald Trump could say that the sky is red and that unicorns are real and by that afternoon Fox News would be running coverage with a chryon saying “Why are the Democrats hiding the truth about the sky and unicorns from us” and his followers would say “blue sky is a liberal conspiracy”.
January 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Donald Trump could say that the sky is red and that unicorns are real and by that afternoon Fox News would be running coverage with a chryon saying “Why are the Democrats hiding the truth about the sky and unicorns from us” and his followers would say “blue sky is a liberal conspiracy”.
Conservatives cite “10 million illegal immigrants” under Biden, but that’s misleading. That’s encounters (including expulsions & repeat attempts). Actual releases: ~5-6M, many awaiting deportation hearings. Border crossings fell 77% by late 2024 to historic lows. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
Migrant encounters at U.S.-Mexico border have fallen sharply in 2024
The monthly number of U.S. Border Patrol encounters with migrants crossing from Mexico has plummeted in 2024 from 2023's record high.
www.pewresearch.org
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Conservatives cite “10 million illegal immigrants” under Biden, but that’s misleading. That’s encounters (including expulsions & repeat attempts). Actual releases: ~5-6M, many awaiting deportation hearings. Border crossings fell 77% by late 2024 to historic lows. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...