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@pascalsmt.bsky.social
sometimes i think about being a little rat in a maze and running around to collect treats | he/him
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hello. i'm ben.
i play video games and read random stuff.
you'll mostly find me posting about:
-dungeon crawlers (esp etrian odyssey)
-monster collectors (esp pokemon)
-touhou project
-roguelikes
-other rpgs
-random stuff i find like a wild dog
check out this picture of orange : )
i play video games and read random stuff.
you'll mostly find me posting about:
-dungeon crawlers (esp etrian odyssey)
-monster collectors (esp pokemon)
-touhou project
-roguelikes
-other rpgs
-random stuff i find like a wild dog
check out this picture of orange : )
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"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."
hi, i’m the npc that tells you that you can’t open a door before clicking on a random interaction halfway across the map
you don’t look happy to see me. aren’t we friends?
you don’t look happy to see me. aren’t we friends?
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
hi, i’m the npc that tells you that you can’t open a door before clicking on a random interaction halfway across the map
you don’t look happy to see me. aren’t we friends?
you don’t look happy to see me. aren’t we friends?
once i’m a week out from a haircut a timer starts and once it expires i rapidly go from well groomed to looking like bootleg santa. it’s a balancing act
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
once i’m a week out from a haircut a timer starts and once it expires i rapidly go from well groomed to looking like bootleg santa. it’s a balancing act
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your honor i move to strike this from the record. the jury will disregard this spurious outburst
i did have wrigglign relations with that woman
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
your honor i move to strike this from the record. the jury will disregard this spurious outburst
your honor, i can’t make this any clearer. my client was wriggling, as nightbugs do,
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
your honor, i can’t make this any clearer. my client was wriggling, as nightbugs do,
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February 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
he's kind of enchanting
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
he's kind of enchanting
slipped on ice
got so excited about 32 degree (f) weather that i felt like i had to run outside
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
slipped on ice
got so excited about 32 degree (f) weather that i felt like i had to run outside
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
got so excited about 32 degree (f) weather that i felt like i had to run outside
that post was bad but i kept laughing about it
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
that post was bad but i kept laughing about it
opening linkedin and seeing a job posting for
Cuck Chair Color Commentator
-5 years experience in related fields required
even pathetic perverts are getting shut out of this market. back in the day you could go up to the boss and whimper and get a job
Cuck Chair Color Commentator
-5 years experience in related fields required
even pathetic perverts are getting shut out of this market. back in the day you could go up to the boss and whimper and get a job
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
opening linkedin and seeing a job posting for
Cuck Chair Color Commentator
-5 years experience in related fields required
even pathetic perverts are getting shut out of this market. back in the day you could go up to the boss and whimper and get a job
Cuck Chair Color Commentator
-5 years experience in related fields required
even pathetic perverts are getting shut out of this market. back in the day you could go up to the boss and whimper and get a job
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in a just world both your nostrils would remain clear and breathable, and one wouldn't randomly decide to go on strike when you least expect it
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
in a just world both your nostrils would remain clear and breathable, and one wouldn't randomly decide to go on strike when you least expect it
theyre putting me in a field of mushrooms tomorrow
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
theyre putting me in a field of mushrooms tomorrow
stop & shop logo on da camera module ????
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
stop & shop logo on da camera module ????
super bowl this weekend. i know if the pats win im gonna be able to hear the yelling all damn day
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
super bowl this weekend. i know if the pats win im gonna be able to hear the yelling all damn day
been a while since my dealer square enix got me a hit of "while everyone loves it, it has failed to meet sales expecations." i see sega might be my next plug
SEGA says Sonic Racing CrossWorlds failed to meet sales expectations
SEGA says that while feedback for Sonic Racing CrossWorlds has been overwhelmingly positive, sales of the game have failed to meet internal expectations. The company said it hopes to sell an additional one million units within…
SEGA says that while feedback for Sonic Racing CrossWorlds has been overwhelmingly positive, sales of the game have failed to meet internal expectations. The company said it hopes to sell an additional one million units within…
SEGA says Sonic Racing CrossWorlds failed to meet sales expectations
SEGA says that while feedback for Sonic Racing CrossWorlds has been overwhelmingly positive, sales of the game have failed to meet internal expectations. The company said it hopes to sell an additional one million units within this fiscal year and presumably the plan is to develop additional characters and tracks, which the company has been doing with the Season Pass. …
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February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
been a while since my dealer square enix got me a hit of "while everyone loves it, it has failed to meet sales expecations." i see sega might be my next plug
while we probably should examine why our society gives so many of us a crippling need to rely on caffeine to function
damn does caffeine hit like crazy first thing in the morning
damn does caffeine hit like crazy first thing in the morning
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
while we probably should examine why our society gives so many of us a crippling need to rely on caffeine to function
damn does caffeine hit like crazy first thing in the morning
damn does caffeine hit like crazy first thing in the morning
when i was a child, every handheld game was built for short playtimes. play for 15 minutes, sure! i had so much free time i played for hours
now that i am an adult, every handheld game expects me to play in hour+ sessions. i don’t have that kinda time anymore
now that i am an adult, every handheld game expects me to play in hour+ sessions. i don’t have that kinda time anymore
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
when i was a child, every handheld game was built for short playtimes. play for 15 minutes, sure! i had so much free time i played for hours
now that i am an adult, every handheld game expects me to play in hour+ sessions. i don’t have that kinda time anymore
now that i am an adult, every handheld game expects me to play in hour+ sessions. i don’t have that kinda time anymore
some game developers make controller layouts that make you question if they even know what a controller is
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
some game developers make controller layouts that make you question if they even know what a controller is
[watches a drone launch missiles at my house]
the successor to ikaruga?
the successor to ikaruga?
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
[watches a drone launch missiles at my house]
the successor to ikaruga?
the successor to ikaruga?