Patchie Deth
@patchiedeth.bsky.social
On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be. What is will be no more.
Trying not to waste too much time thinking about all the places I can never go back to.
September 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Trying not to waste too much time thinking about all the places I can never go back to.
I moved so many fucking times in my life that I forget what I sold and what I kept.
But look who was hiding in storage since 2003
#thrash #vinyl #murderofrosaluxemburg #punk #posthardcore
But look who was hiding in storage since 2003
#thrash #vinyl #murderofrosaluxemburg #punk #posthardcore
September 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I moved so many fucking times in my life that I forget what I sold and what I kept.
But look who was hiding in storage since 2003
#thrash #vinyl #murderofrosaluxemburg #punk #posthardcore
But look who was hiding in storage since 2003
#thrash #vinyl #murderofrosaluxemburg #punk #posthardcore
The litanies about will power in Dune absolutely played a huge role on my stupid ability to endure shit I should not be subjected to.
What movie has had the most impact on your actual literal life? Not necessarily your favorite, but the one that’s most influenced or shaped something in your trajectory?
August 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The litanies about will power in Dune absolutely played a huge role on my stupid ability to endure shit I should not be subjected to.
Fast lanes at amusement parks have killed amusement parks.
Not worth shit now.
Fuck this shit.
Support public pools.
Not worth shit now.
Fuck this shit.
Support public pools.
August 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fast lanes at amusement parks have killed amusement parks.
Not worth shit now.
Fuck this shit.
Support public pools.
Not worth shit now.
Fuck this shit.
Support public pools.
Philly. Car batteries.
No it's not culinary but we have traditions.
No it's not culinary but we have traditions.
Every city choose your anti-fascist culinary projectile challenge.
And they want to try this in Chicago?
Taking a sub to the chest is nothing compared to catching a 60-pound deep dish pizza.
There's going to be a lot of feds with giant circles punched clean through their stomachs, standing there all confused like Wile E. Coyote.
Taking a sub to the chest is nothing compared to catching a 60-pound deep dish pizza.
There's going to be a lot of feds with giant circles punched clean through their stomachs, standing there all confused like Wile E. Coyote.
August 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Philly. Car batteries.
No it's not culinary but we have traditions.
No it's not culinary but we have traditions.
My home will be stupid as shit. Nothing "smart" in it. Physical knobs and buttons. Nothing will sing.
The fridge? No mother board. The lights? No wifi. The stove? No error codes.
Just rawdog beepboop dumbitch garbage.
Even the people.
#luddite
The fridge? No mother board. The lights? No wifi. The stove? No error codes.
Just rawdog beepboop dumbitch garbage.
Even the people.
#luddite
August 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My home will be stupid as shit. Nothing "smart" in it. Physical knobs and buttons. Nothing will sing.
The fridge? No mother board. The lights? No wifi. The stove? No error codes.
Just rawdog beepboop dumbitch garbage.
Even the people.
#luddite
The fridge? No mother board. The lights? No wifi. The stove? No error codes.
Just rawdog beepboop dumbitch garbage.
Even the people.
#luddite
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
I sat on the floor of my school library and poured over decades worth of National Geographics all thru grade school. And My moms medical anomaly textbooks.
I also really loved this book way too much.
I sat on the floor of my school library and poured over decades worth of National Geographics all thru grade school. And My moms medical anomaly textbooks.
I also really loved this book way too much.
August 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
I sat on the floor of my school library and poured over decades worth of National Geographics all thru grade school. And My moms medical anomaly textbooks.
I also really loved this book way too much.
I sat on the floor of my school library and poured over decades worth of National Geographics all thru grade school. And My moms medical anomaly textbooks.
I also really loved this book way too much.
That one dude you knew from 20 years ago? who used to challenge you to name 15 songs from an obscure punk bands with names like "The American Heritage Death Cult"?
To prove you are not a poser?
Yeah, that guy.
Anyway, he is upset that music is too political right now.
To prove you are not a poser?
Yeah, that guy.
Anyway, he is upset that music is too political right now.
August 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That one dude you knew from 20 years ago? who used to challenge you to name 15 songs from an obscure punk bands with names like "The American Heritage Death Cult"?
To prove you are not a poser?
Yeah, that guy.
Anyway, he is upset that music is too political right now.
To prove you are not a poser?
Yeah, that guy.
Anyway, he is upset that music is too political right now.
Re: ai slop
You know you are a real artist when you agonize for hours over a creative endeavor that everyone will like but you will hate.
If it's the other way around, you aren't a creator. You are a shit slinger.
You know you are a real artist when you agonize for hours over a creative endeavor that everyone will like but you will hate.
If it's the other way around, you aren't a creator. You are a shit slinger.
August 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Re: ai slop
You know you are a real artist when you agonize for hours over a creative endeavor that everyone will like but you will hate.
If it's the other way around, you aren't a creator. You are a shit slinger.
You know you are a real artist when you agonize for hours over a creative endeavor that everyone will like but you will hate.
If it's the other way around, you aren't a creator. You are a shit slinger.
I was one of those 80s kids who weren't told they were loved as a child.
At the memorial for a long time friend, I was told I was loved too many times by too many people in too little time.
My nervous system is still overwhelmed by it.
This must be growth.
I'll be a normal person, any day now.
At the memorial for a long time friend, I was told I was loved too many times by too many people in too little time.
My nervous system is still overwhelmed by it.
This must be growth.
I'll be a normal person, any day now.
a man with a bandage on his nose is sitting at a table eating food .
ALT: a man with a bandage on his nose is sitting at a table eating food .
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August 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I was one of those 80s kids who weren't told they were loved as a child.
At the memorial for a long time friend, I was told I was loved too many times by too many people in too little time.
My nervous system is still overwhelmed by it.
This must be growth.
I'll be a normal person, any day now.
At the memorial for a long time friend, I was told I was loved too many times by too many people in too little time.
My nervous system is still overwhelmed by it.
This must be growth.
I'll be a normal person, any day now.
Evry morning iy wake up to a world w/o Timmy hits me in the face like a bag of bricks.
I'm so lucky to have been close w/this gentle manic weirdo who got into your head like a new song.
Kick a few over to Gorham bros, keep the next gen of musicians playing.
www.gorhambrothersmusic.com/tlmf
I'm so lucky to have been close w/this gentle manic weirdo who got into your head like a new song.
Kick a few over to Gorham bros, keep the next gen of musicians playing.
www.gorhambrothersmusic.com/tlmf
August 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Evry morning iy wake up to a world w/o Timmy hits me in the face like a bag of bricks.
I'm so lucky to have been close w/this gentle manic weirdo who got into your head like a new song.
Kick a few over to Gorham bros, keep the next gen of musicians playing.
www.gorhambrothersmusic.com/tlmf
I'm so lucky to have been close w/this gentle manic weirdo who got into your head like a new song.
Kick a few over to Gorham bros, keep the next gen of musicians playing.
www.gorhambrothersmusic.com/tlmf
My grandparents had cable and were heavy sleepers.
I watched a lot of late night movies looking for the real fucked up shit.
Watching The Thing, alone, after midnight, in the attic?
I dunno. Might have done something to my brain.
I watched a lot of late night movies looking for the real fucked up shit.
Watching The Thing, alone, after midnight, in the attic?
I dunno. Might have done something to my brain.
August 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My grandparents had cable and were heavy sleepers.
I watched a lot of late night movies looking for the real fucked up shit.
Watching The Thing, alone, after midnight, in the attic?
I dunno. Might have done something to my brain.
I watched a lot of late night movies looking for the real fucked up shit.
Watching The Thing, alone, after midnight, in the attic?
I dunno. Might have done something to my brain.
The worst part of my job is when a customer shows me a room in their house and says ".... But there's been no activity in there"
Because if I reply "What a crime....." i could lose my job.
Because if I reply "What a crime....." i could lose my job.
July 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The worst part of my job is when a customer shows me a room in their house and says ".... But there's been no activity in there"
Because if I reply "What a crime....." i could lose my job.
Because if I reply "What a crime....." i could lose my job.
In my day, emo came out of the DC scene & post-hxc. We had plain tees, jeans & needed haircuts. Some started wearing sweatervests & backpacks. we don't talk about that. Now we just call it 'midwest'. We'd tie a onion to our wallet chains-which was the style at the time. what did you need help with?
July 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
In my day, emo came out of the DC scene & post-hxc. We had plain tees, jeans & needed haircuts. Some started wearing sweatervests & backpacks. we don't talk about that. Now we just call it 'midwest'. We'd tie a onion to our wallet chains-which was the style at the time. what did you need help with?
Yall ever zone out while reading and catch yourself asking an empty room if anyone remembers Zao?
And does it take a minute to realize that the silence is the empty room and not other 40 year Olds drawing blank?
And does it take a minute to realize that the silence is the empty room and not other 40 year Olds drawing blank?
July 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Yall ever zone out while reading and catch yourself asking an empty room if anyone remembers Zao?
And does it take a minute to realize that the silence is the empty room and not other 40 year Olds drawing blank?
And does it take a minute to realize that the silence is the empty room and not other 40 year Olds drawing blank?
Old folk music album covers that go hard
June 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Old folk music album covers that go hard
I had an elderly bedbound client who could not afford to pay someone to remove a hornet nest from her room because her SocSecurity became not-so-secure and her rent went up.
Anyway, here is what the rich are doing with her money, and the money of millions of other Americans like her.
Anyway, here is what the rich are doing with her money, and the money of millions of other Americans like her.
June 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I had an elderly bedbound client who could not afford to pay someone to remove a hornet nest from her room because her SocSecurity became not-so-secure and her rent went up.
Anyway, here is what the rich are doing with her money, and the money of millions of other Americans like her.
Anyway, here is what the rich are doing with her money, and the money of millions of other Americans like her.
What's great about west Philly is that neighbors will just leave music instruments on their porch and invite each other to come play it.
What's terrible about West Philly is that there could be random people trying to play a thermin at any hour of the day.
What's terrible about West Philly is that there could be random people trying to play a thermin at any hour of the day.
June 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What's great about west Philly is that neighbors will just leave music instruments on their porch and invite each other to come play it.
What's terrible about West Philly is that there could be random people trying to play a thermin at any hour of the day.
What's terrible about West Philly is that there could be random people trying to play a thermin at any hour of the day.
Mother fucking wormrot
June 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Mother fucking wormrot
Reposted by Patchie Deth
Scientists Concerned After Discovering New Strain of Hulkamania in Livestock
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Scientists Concerned After Discovering New Strain of Hulkamania in Livestock
Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control raised warning flags about a new strain of Hulkamania found in livestock that, if left untreated, could spread and cause an epidemic of unbridled pride in...
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April 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Scientists Concerned After Discovering New Strain of Hulkamania in Livestock
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Money saving PSA:
-Stop lining shit up against the exterior walls of your home unless you got that good fix-moisture-damage and repair-the-foundation-money during tariff season.
-Stop lining shit up against the exterior walls of your home unless you got that good fix-moisture-damage and repair-the-foundation-money during tariff season.
April 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Money saving PSA:
-Stop lining shit up against the exterior walls of your home unless you got that good fix-moisture-damage and repair-the-foundation-money during tariff season.
-Stop lining shit up against the exterior walls of your home unless you got that good fix-moisture-damage and repair-the-foundation-money during tariff season.
Been riding public transit just fine for over 20 years.
It ain't regular people who are scared.
Just the usual rich pussies.
It ain't regular people who are scared.
Just the usual rich pussies.
Sean Duffy: "The truth is, transit across America is dangerous. And these liberals -- liberal mayors -- they want everybody out of cars and into trains but they made the trains unsafe so nobody really wants to ride them ... even big men don't want to ride the subway at those times of night."
April 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Been riding public transit just fine for over 20 years.
It ain't regular people who are scared.
Just the usual rich pussies.
It ain't regular people who are scared.
Just the usual rich pussies.
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
April 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think of all he stupid shit I've seen people fired for between retail, labor, and academia...
And none of them amounted to the damage created in one day by one stupid rich white dude who is unqualified for any job and will still keep it.
And none of them amounted to the damage created in one day by one stupid rich white dude who is unqualified for any job and will still keep it.
March 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think of all he stupid shit I've seen people fired for between retail, labor, and academia...
And none of them amounted to the damage created in one day by one stupid rich white dude who is unqualified for any job and will still keep it.
And none of them amounted to the damage created in one day by one stupid rich white dude who is unqualified for any job and will still keep it.