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CHARLOTTE
@patheticdoll.bsky.social
【 SOL DIMENSION DOUCHEBAG 🎀 】21+ writer. MDNI.

" i'm usually 𝐒𝐇𝐘. come in for the 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵 like i'm ready to 𝐷𝐼𝐸, @turmoildarkness.bsky.social‬ "

the pathetic hedgehog of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊۝
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Reposted by CHARLOTTE
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"my name's charlotte. . . well. it's a nickname. me and my variants never share our real names," she explained, glancing at him with a shy smile as he hugged her.

"may i know your name? or a nickname, if you happen to use one. i don't believe i have asked your name either. my apologies."
𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴.

“You're—

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the sol hedgehog wasn't expecting that question. her gentle features and genuine smile turned flushed from a blush. she nodded, but didn't make any sudden movements. just staring up at him.

"y -- yes. i would . . . i would like a hug," she shyly murmured.
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the sol hedgehog wasn't expecting that question. her gentle features and genuine smile turned flushed from a blush. she nodded, but didn't make any sudden movements. just staring up at him.

"y -- yes. i would . . . i would like a hug," she shyly murmured.
“Mmmyyeah-.. I'm.. not too sure..”

𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘮 - 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺..

“Can I give you... a hug?..”
"i do have time for you. what did you need," she inquired, a very light voice and gentle touch as she adjusted her jean jacket sleeves.

"did you want me to stay and make you food? i'm not the best .. . at cooking, but i think you need something to eat."
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by CHARLOTTE
@patheticdoll.bsky.social

“I'm sorry, it was an accident. You scared me.”
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"i do have time for you. what did you need," she inquired, a very light voice and gentle touch as she adjusted her jean jacket sleeves.

"did you want me to stay and make you food? i'm not the best .. . at cooking, but i think you need something to eat."
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

“Mmmm..”

𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘱, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳.

“You got time.. for me?”
she was very concerned about him. charlotte grabbed a hand towel and gently rubbed at his chin, and anywhere else water may have spilled, before placing it aside.

"thank you-- . . ..are you alright? did you need anything else," she stammered, shy but willing to overcome that to help him.
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
she was very concerned about him. charlotte grabbed a hand towel and gently rubbed at his chin, and anywhere else water may have spilled, before placing it aside.

"thank you-- . . ..are you alright? did you need anything else," she stammered, shy but willing to overcome that to help him.
𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯, 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘨 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

“I.. I'm so fine.”

𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘱, 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰.

“You're so fuckin' sweet...”
"i . . . . it wasn't," she faltered, not really wanting to reveal her teleportation powers yet, if at all.

charlotte opened the fridge, grabbed a water, and slowly uncapped the bottle before handing it over.

"are you alright? if you have trouble holding the water bottle, i can hold it for you."
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
charlotte opened her fridge, grabbed a bottle of water, and handed it over before moving to the oven and preparing the food.

"alright. so now i need to make the dough and put fries in it. then we place it in the oven."
“Sure water sounds nice”
charlotte nodded and poured some of the fries into the air fryer basket, closing it, and pressing the correct button and time that is recommended. she slowly turns to sue.

"while we are waiting; did you want anything else? some water?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"i . . . . it wasn't," she faltered, not really wanting to reveal her teleportation powers yet, if at all.

charlotte opened the fridge, grabbed a water, and slowly uncapped the bottle before handing it over.

"are you alright? if you have trouble holding the water bottle, i can hold it for you."
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵, 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬.

“..Fridge...”

𝘏𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥, 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.

“My door.. was open?”

𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘯, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩.
noticing the state of him and quietly taking his hand, the sleeve of her jean jacket covering their connected hands. she quickly sidestepped the weapon on the ground and brought him to a chair to sit down while she pondered.

"i need to get you something to drink. water. where are the cups?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"you're welcome. if you change your mind, i'll be more than happy to get you something. . . because the cookies i make can be a bit dry," charlotte replied, finally allowing herself to relax and pick up a cookie.

"i actually haven't really tried one yet. . . hm."
〝 Oh, I’m fine, but thank you. 〞

She gave a warm smile back at the thoughtfulness. It was nice, someone being so considerate.
charlotte turned, grabbed a freshly baked cookie, and made sure it wasn't too hot before handing it over with a little smile. she was pleased to be sharing her cookies.

"did you need anything else? did you want something to drink with it?"
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
charlotte nodded and poured some of the fries into the air fryer basket, closing it, and pressing the correct button and time that is recommended. she slowly turns to sue.

"while we are waiting; did you want anything else? some water?"
“That sounds like it could work”
"sure! let me see," she replied while rummaging through her freezer for fries, finally removing the bag and glancing at her air fryer.

"i could always cook them for a sec in the air fryer and THEN place them in the cookie dough. . . "
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
noticing the state of him and quietly taking his hand, the sleeve of her jean jacket covering their connected hands. she quickly sidestepped the weapon on the ground and brought him to a chair to sit down while she pondered.

"i need to get you something to drink. water. where are the cups?"
𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 - 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳.

“Mm..”

𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘚𝘰𝘭

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charlotte has seen guns before. has had them pointed at her before, but the immortal didn't like weapons. so she quickly grabbed the canine's arm and lowered it with surprising force. not enough to hurt, at least.

"no! put that down right now, please! you're gonna get hurt!"
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
charlotte turned, grabbed a freshly baked cookie, and made sure it wasn't too hot before handing it over with a little smile. she was pleased to be sharing her cookies.

"did you need anything else? did you want something to drink with it?"
〝 I’d love another. 〞

And said without much hesitation, she’d reach out a hand, waiting to be given one.
"would you like another cookie," charlotte timidly offered, turning and pulling more cookies from the oven before placing the cookies on a cooling rack.

"i have a fresh batch right here, but they need to cool down first."
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
". . . . LIKEWISE! you -- you meanie! if you don't leave sonic and his friends alone, i'm gonna do something! that you won't like!"

she falters a bit. she isn't resourceful like every other DB and struggles with protecting herself. maybe this is a bad idea.
Sheesh ⸻ I oughta put cotton buds in my ears when you are snooping around ⸻ I'd rather have Omochao spout nonsense twenty-four seven than hearing your voice․
"you're a rotten, mean man, mister eggman! you're not nice, and i hope one day you realize the error of your ways," she replied quietly, clutching at both sleeves of her jean jacket.
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"sure! let me see," she replied while rummaging through her freezer for fries, finally removing the bag and glancing at her air fryer.

"i could always cook them for a sec in the air fryer and THEN place them in the cookie dough. . . "
“Let’s try it!”
a pause. charlotte didn't know how that would work out, but she figured placing frozen french fries in the cookie dough might work out.

"that would be very good-- maybe if we put pre-cooked fries in the cookie dough. . .perhaps."
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"you're a rotten, mean man, mister eggman! you're not nice, and i hope one day you realize the error of your ways," she replied quietly, clutching at both sleeves of her jean jacket.
Whomever turned that miserable blue annoyance into a human being ⸻ I applaud your efforts․

Although․
I have one key question to this individual :
WHY LIMIT TO HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THESE VERMIN❓
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a pause. charlotte didn't know how that would work out, but she figured placing frozen french fries in the cookie dough might work out.

"that would be very good-- maybe if we put pre-cooked fries in the cookie dough. . .perhaps."
“Like fry stuffed cookies? That sounds tasty”
"that's very true. . . . i often dip fries in milkshakes, but that's because i think it tastes good. cookies and fries would be an interesting combination."

charlotte quickly removes the rest of the cookies from the oven and places them on the cooling rack with a spatula.
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"oh-- alright! don't get injured or anything, please! stay safe--"

the sol hedgehog knows he's capable of protecting himself, but she often worries about everybody and if they were safe.
“ I do actually, so I’ll get around to figuring it out later.

I’m gonna go cause Eggface some trouble. “
"i'm very sorry to hear that, sonic. maybe you'll go back to being a hedgehog if you eat a chili dog? or maybe you need to find that guy! do you still have super speed?"
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"would you like another cookie," charlotte timidly offered, turning and pulling more cookies from the oven before placing the cookies on a cooling rack.

"i have a fresh batch right here, but they need to cool down first."
〝 I understand. 〞

She chose not to judge, but try to encourage her, and last crunch was done!

〝 You’ve got this! 〞
charlotte had confidence, but little mistakes always became a big deal; often she thought long about each problem and mistake she made until she was so sad she didn't want to do anything else.

"i'll only get more experience if i make more cookies," she replied happily.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"that's very true. . . . i often dip fries in milkshakes, but that's because i think it tastes good. cookies and fries would be an interesting combination."

charlotte quickly removes the rest of the cookies from the oven and places them on the cooling rack with a spatula.
“Yeah that is true kinda like how ketchup adds flavor to fries”
"oh! that's when you grab chocolate milk or plain milk. dunking cookies in milk makes them taste better. . . .or you can add frosting to the sugar cookies."

charlotte already was thinking her next batch of cookies should be sugar cookies with frosting and sprinkles.
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"i'm very sorry to hear that, sonic. maybe you'll go back to being a hedgehog if you eat a chili dog? or maybe you need to find that guy! do you still have super speed?"
“ Yeah some dude in a lab coat shot me with a laser and here I am. “
"is that what you got at the dollar store? turned into a human?"
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"is that what you got at the dollar store? turned into a human?"
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"oh! that's when you grab chocolate milk or plain milk. dunking cookies in milk makes them taste better. . . .or you can add frosting to the sugar cookies."

charlotte already was thinking her next batch of cookies should be sugar cookies with frosting and sprinkles.
“My girlfriend and I get a 10 pack and split it. They are a bit dry sometimes”
"sugar cookies are my favorite! they're really good! the store bought ones come out very well when they're prepared the right way."
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
charlotte had confidence, but little mistakes always became a big deal; often she thought long about each problem and mistake she made until she was so sad she didn't want to do anything else.

"i'll only get more experience if i make more cookies," she replied happily.
〝 I like that answer. 〞

If anything, she knows the newly-found confidence should help a ton in everyday life.
nodding and almost fidgeting with happiness. she was trying to maintain her composure but couldn't help the little hand flutter at her sides.

"I won't be hard on myself anymore. I will be more confident."
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"sugar cookies are my favorite! they're really good! the store bought ones come out very well when they're prepared the right way."
“I like soft ones too like sugar cookies”
the blonde hedgehog perked up a bit and nodded happily. it was good to know she was improving.

"thank you so much. I really enjoy crunchy and crispy cookies as well."
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
charlotte has seen guns before. has had them pointed at her before, but the immortal didn't like weapons. so she quickly grabbed the canine's arm and lowered it with surprising force. not enough to hurt, at least.

"no! put that down right now, please! you're gonna get hurt!"
𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘨, 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘭 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.

“I'm.. playing.”

𝘉𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦.
the hedgehog glances at him, eyes wide and a frown on her features. she looks distressed.

"what are you doing?"
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM