☠ Devi ☠ (Patient Zero)
@patient-zero.bsky.social
"I look surprisingly ok" says the hottest girk on the fckuign planet 🫠
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
"I look surprisingly ok" says the hottest girk on the fckuign planet 🫠
But that's my favourite queer dating app!
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
But that's my favourite queer dating app!
kind of hate there's a girl in London I'd love to hang out with and smooch a bit (you know who you are), but then I'd have to be *in London* and that's such a steep price to pay.
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
kind of hate there's a girl in London I'd love to hang out with and smooch a bit (you know who you are), but then I'd have to be *in London* and that's such a steep price to pay.
UR A VIBE 🙂
February 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
UR A VIBE 🙂
saaaame, Nioh 2 is one of my favourite games of all time (picked up at your recommendation funnily enough) but I'm gonna be holding out for a sale.
Got me to go back and play Rise of the Ronin though, so that's something I guess.
Got me to go back and play Rise of the Ronin though, so that's something I guess.
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
saaaame, Nioh 2 is one of my favourite games of all time (picked up at your recommendation funnily enough) but I'm gonna be holding out for a sale.
Got me to go back and play Rise of the Ronin though, so that's something I guess.
Got me to go back and play Rise of the Ronin though, so that's something I guess.
Reposted by ☠ Devi ☠ (Patient Zero)
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
you felt correct!
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
you felt correct!
I'm so sorry everyone, I've been dishonest with you all and I can't go on living a lie any longer
I saw my doctor last week and I got the worst news possible
I've been telling everyone I'm 5'10 but apparently I'm really only 5'9, I hope you all can forgive me
I saw my doctor last week and I got the worst news possible
I've been telling everyone I'm 5'10 but apparently I'm really only 5'9, I hope you all can forgive me
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I'm so sorry everyone, I've been dishonest with you all and I can't go on living a lie any longer
I saw my doctor last week and I got the worst news possible
I've been telling everyone I'm 5'10 but apparently I'm really only 5'9, I hope you all can forgive me
I saw my doctor last week and I got the worst news possible
I've been telling everyone I'm 5'10 but apparently I'm really only 5'9, I hope you all can forgive me
If you should know one thing about me - it's that I hate child predators so much I've dedicated a significant portion of my life to tracking them down and reporting them
I've had *terrabytes* of CSAM removed from the internet
so you can imagine the news lately has really cut into me
I've had *terrabytes* of CSAM removed from the internet
so you can imagine the news lately has really cut into me
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
If you should know one thing about me - it's that I hate child predators so much I've dedicated a significant portion of my life to tracking them down and reporting them
I've had *terrabytes* of CSAM removed from the internet
so you can imagine the news lately has really cut into me
I've had *terrabytes* of CSAM removed from the internet
so you can imagine the news lately has really cut into me
I figure if they wouldn't waste their time making it themselves then why would I waste my time playing it?
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I figure if they wouldn't waste their time making it themselves then why would I waste my time playing it?
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I SEE THOSE BOOKMARKS 👁️
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I SEE THOSE BOOKMARKS 👁️
pretty sure the only good thing AI has managed to do is convince me that I would look good in a bikini, which I don't think is what they were aiming for
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 PM
pretty sure the only good thing AI has managed to do is convince me that I would look good in a bikini, which I don't think is what they were aiming for
ftr I do not want to engage with The Horrors, I want to make noisy sexy music and flirt with pretty people on the internet, BUT HERE WE ARE
January 27, 2026 at 8:19 PM
ftr I do not want to engage with The Horrors, I want to make noisy sexy music and flirt with pretty people on the internet, BUT HERE WE ARE
Fun Fact: I actually have no idea how to use chatgpt
Like do you just go to a website? Is there an app? Do I have to download a client or something???
Trick question - I don't give a shit, that knowledge would be somehow *less* than useless to me
Like do you just go to a website? Is there an app? Do I have to download a client or something???
Trick question - I don't give a shit, that knowledge would be somehow *less* than useless to me
January 27, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Fun Fact: I actually have no idea how to use chatgpt
Like do you just go to a website? Is there an app? Do I have to download a client or something???
Trick question - I don't give a shit, that knowledge would be somehow *less* than useless to me
Like do you just go to a website? Is there an app? Do I have to download a client or something???
Trick question - I don't give a shit, that knowledge would be somehow *less* than useless to me
I like how many replies are just "he can't do that it would be illegal"
Like we're not currently watching his federal murdercircus kidnapping and killing US citizens in broad daylight with no consequences, but yeah I'm sure *this time* people are just fearmongering
Like we're not currently watching his federal murdercircus kidnapping and killing US citizens in broad daylight with no consequences, but yeah I'm sure *this time* people are just fearmongering
January 26, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I like how many replies are just "he can't do that it would be illegal"
Like we're not currently watching his federal murdercircus kidnapping and killing US citizens in broad daylight with no consequences, but yeah I'm sure *this time* people are just fearmongering
Like we're not currently watching his federal murdercircus kidnapping and killing US citizens in broad daylight with no consequences, but yeah I'm sure *this time* people are just fearmongering
I love you too, girl in the supermarket who told me you like my hair
January 26, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I love you too, girl in the supermarket who told me you like my hair
I'm not gonna say what people should do.
but at this point it would be self defence.
but at this point it would be self defence.
January 24, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I'm not gonna say what people should do.
but at this point it would be self defence.
but at this point it would be self defence.
"wow what's that smell?"
oh
uh y'know
just totally normal incense that is normal and not sexy
oh
uh y'know
just totally normal incense that is normal and not sexy
January 23, 2026 at 4:22 PM
"wow what's that smell?"
oh
uh y'know
just totally normal incense that is normal and not sexy
oh
uh y'know
just totally normal incense that is normal and not sexy
tummy ache
probably unrelated
probably unrelated
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
tummy ache
probably unrelated
probably unrelated