Patricia Taxxon
Patricia Taxxon
@patriciataxxon.bsky.social
it's really me, just not using this acc yet until tumblr users become the death of me
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
main channel
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
im gonna make a video about it
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
it's a good show, transfems are capable of liking shows for the same reasons u do and if that makes you uncomfortable look inwards
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
it's on sight for anyone who thought it was sus that i like numberblocks a lot
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
what? let me see
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
in 3 it is unrealistic that a confluence of like 5 different unlikely events would lead to you being trapped & burned alive in a tanning salon, in 4 it is unrealistic that people would be so stupid as to have a puree button lying in the open at a public pool
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I think that's the difference, the deaths have to be so unlikely that they're inescapable. 4 is just wall to wall OSHA violations. that pool should be killing someone every day
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
patricia taxxon mold spore
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
me when it's fucking baby time
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
the best thing i got out of being harassed on tumblr for a year is this immaculate depiction of me in a strawman comic. #babytime
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the pool death has to be the dumbest one. like you can just elbow the lever and puree a guy
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
does no one work at this car wash.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
ok i feel silly calling a final destination movie "contrived" but the deaths in the first 3 movies felt more or less inescapable even if it was the difference between putting a drink in a specific spot or somewhere else. in 4 it's like, is no one manning the "drain pool" lever? really
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
you heard me
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I like them! it's in the post scream era so I think there was some passive awareness that killing the bimbos with a tanning bed was a little misogynistic so they made them seem like genuinely nice friends to compensate
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
why cow poop smell nice but human poop smell bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
getting actually properly revolted by a death was refreshing for me, personally, cus the silliness of 2 made me feel falsely secure.
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
guhhhh let me write more characters. it's sensory discomfort and tension for its own sake but there's also craft in getting me to like the people before they r brutalized by rube goldberg machines and also craft in making me uncomfortable and stressed out
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
yes I do, like in a slasher u have to appreciate simpler things. all 3 movies I've seen so far have had the same premise but the third one wins because it gives u 2 misogyny bimbo stereotypes who die first but makes them likable so it just feels unfair and cruel instead of indulgent
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
my mom is a final destination fan and is ride or die for the fifth one, no spoilers but is that a hot take
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
final destination
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
it's just like, oh u thought you were safe and detatched because the deaths were conceptually silly? hold my tanning bed
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i think this is a popular take. 1 was self serious and tense, 2 was mostly just really stupid and I was worried that the slapstick would keep me from feeling scared, 3 was even stupider but also so stressful it made me sick to my stomach
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
3 is obviously the best one so far
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM