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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 3h

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 3h

Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 6h

Judge Perry even cites 2 of this SupCt’s agenda-driven decisions to support her decision: Loper Bright v Raimondo (2024) (courts, not executive, interpret statutes, so Chevron overruled) & Shelby County v Holder (2013) (fabricated “equal dignity of the states” doctrine).

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 6h

a cartoon of homer simpson holding a dumbbell

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 6h

Terrifying!!!

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 10h

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 15h

It would be worthwhile for people to learn about what is called ‘the unconstitutional conditions doctrine.’

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 15h

He is *threatening* people.

Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 1d

First Denmark & now Norway??? He does know he is picking a fight with Vikings, right?

Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 1d

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 1d

Downright loony.

homer simpson with a monkey in his head

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon gnome with a red hat and a beard

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 1d

Watch for the new Executive Order declaring that the word annual shall henceforth mean twice-a-year.

Any dictionary saying otherwise will be banned as Antifa propaganda.

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 1d

Are we sure he can?

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 1d

The warzone was hiding behind the frog, duh.

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 1d

OK, Creepy Speaker Moses, what were ***the dates*** on which talks were scheduled to begin?

Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 2d

Lemme guess. He got 1 inch taller & lost 10 lbs

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 2d

I seem to recall a certain president failing to protect Capitol Police and DC Metropolitan Police for hours & hours on Jan. 6th.

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 2d

Chicago would send accompaniment, but, alas, we are going to need our native unicorns in the coming days.

Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 2d

It’s an insurrection!!! 🤣😜🤪

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 2d

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 2d

Found it!

Who is the registered agent for service of process? 🤣😜🤪

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks. That is just what I was going to say. Did no one on his production team catch this???

And he had the temerity to say “Numbers don’t lie” (itself an overstatement). The 1st Century started with the year 1 CE. There was no year zero. So the 21st Century started in 2001. Numbers, Ari.

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 2d

I can think of both 14 and 88 things to say about that.

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