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Pat V Pagan
@patrickvpagan.bsky.social
Audience member. Aspiring open mic comedian. Punch up obsessive.
A woman was talking about heading towards a sedentary lifestyle and I thought: this me?
January 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
@dfdubz.bsky.social wish you could swing the Road to Gilead tour toward the states. But safety could be an issue, so no pressure.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Eventually a presidential address will end with ’hit like and subscribe’
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I’m fear of an old fashioned. It’s a drink you have to be ready for, and I never am. And never will be.
December 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social I’m only now binging the Icon series and it’s fantastic. The content, our favorite guests, you’re both so good at this. V impressed
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Try substituting Sabrina Carpenter for Syd Sween and see if anyone notices.
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You are the best person in the world with your collection of attributes.
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A book is just a bunch of words you could have thought of.
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Donald is the real cherry tomato
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They always fix something that wasn’t broken in order to broke something you needed.
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My local pizza place is offering a $9 make your own pizza kit. Recession indicator?
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m guessing this is going to be the bonus show on @mostmoralpod.bsky.social
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Content is one of those ironic tech words because he replaces actual contentedness with product (?)
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What if 67 is just 69 after shrinkflation.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@katewillett.bsky.social these episodes might be fun for you and your podcast squad.

open.spotify.com/episode/4xQY...
Part One: Peter Thiel and the Anti-Christ
open.spotify.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social my hope is that you receive the right credit for your tireless advocacy for electing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social leading to last night’s exciting and liberating victory.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@coolzonemedia.bsky.social keep paying @bishonentype.bsky.social to cover esoterica. So engaging!
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What’s a cellphone game you could recommend to a police officer ?
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
@kenklippenstein.bsky.social @taylorlorenz.bsky.social your subscription fee is the bill I am most proud of.
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@samseder.bsky.social @emmavigeland.bsky.social the coverage from the mass torts conference was very relevant for this obsessive compulsive individual and MR fan.
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@bitchuationroom.bsky.social I’m bitching about a congresswomen who wins election but they don’t let her. “I know you won but no.” As The Only Robert Evans would say, “because reasons.”
October 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM