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Patrick
@patrickwb95.bsky.social
'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc.
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🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
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Back on my Barry's bullshit 💪🏻
I'm not sure this is the conclusion I'm supposed to be coming to during dry Jan
But
Socialising sober is just a bit more boring...
January 19, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Went on a little solo date to the V&A Storehouse which was very fun and cool
January 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
My subconscious is such a little bitch sometimes like ugh shut up 🙄😒
January 18, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I dropped my glasses between the treadmills at Barry's and had to use the end of a mop to get them out 😞
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Roxy is really starting to grate on me
The way she talks to James like he's a 4 year old is so annoying #thetraitors
January 16, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Boy dinner
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
We as queer people we get to come home from the bar before midnight after an evening of 0% beer and make a fish finger sandwich then eat it before getting cosy in bed
January 15, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Genuinely think YouGov (?) have a moral responsibility to dox the people in grey and purple on this chart...
Acting against X and Musk looks like the biggest open goal for Keir Starmer it's possible to imagine
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 AM
For whatever reason I'm pretty feeble at overhead press but I got a pb yesterday and did 2 sets of 10 consistent reps at 25kg 🥹🥹
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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Just call me the British government cause I'm dealing arms tonight 💪🏻
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Absolutely mental
Also if this is true (doubt) imagine taking it this seriously...
Rachel is insufferable
I am obsessed with this nonsense plotline <3 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Give Harriet a pride of Britain award #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
AN FBI AGENT???
What is she saying??
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
She's mother #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Just call me the British government cause I'm dealing arms tonight 💪🏻
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Democrats really need to wake up to the fact that a large part of the reason Mamdani won is because he's just straight up cheesin it 24/7 with a killer smile
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I need a haircut but look I got a new chain! 🔒
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Using a song by tATu, a duo who used fictional queerness to titillate straight men when Heated Rivalry does the same for straight women
Ugh thier minds 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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Went to the gym did some exercise and then showered
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Imagine spending the equivalent of a decent holiday on Pokémon Lego...
January 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The River Ribble
This stretch is probably full of shopping trolleys 😍
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Build a team of Pokémon using the first letter of your name
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
In my mind Addison Rae, Tate McRae and Madison Beer are all the same person
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Just a reminder that he was chancellor for 2 months and is no longer an MP
So this headline is essentially 'member of the public joins political party'
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
January has so far been a big month for those grifter 'health screening' companies who are desperate to tell men they have low testosterone 🙄😒
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM