Patrick-ed: For Good
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'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc.
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🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
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Insta: patrickoo95
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Spotify wrapped top 5 artist predictions:
CMAT
Lily Allen
Chappell Roan
Charli xcx
Ariana Grande/Cynthia Erivo
I really think my Wicked hyperfixation at the start of the year is going to skew things
CMAT
Lily Allen
Chappell Roan
Charli xcx
Ariana Grande/Cynthia Erivo
I really think my Wicked hyperfixation at the start of the year is going to skew things
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Spotify wrapped top 5 artist predictions:
CMAT
Lily Allen
Chappell Roan
Charli xcx
Ariana Grande/Cynthia Erivo
I really think my Wicked hyperfixation at the start of the year is going to skew things
CMAT
Lily Allen
Chappell Roan
Charli xcx
Ariana Grande/Cynthia Erivo
I really think my Wicked hyperfixation at the start of the year is going to skew things
Look at my hot beefy boyfriend with his big arms and whatnot 😍🤩
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Look at my hot beefy boyfriend with his big arms and whatnot 😍🤩
I realise there's probably a hefty dollop of hypocrisy in me posting this
But...
Must we complain about everything 😮💨
But...
Must we complain about everything 😮💨
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I realise there's probably a hefty dollop of hypocrisy in me posting this
But...
Must we complain about everything 😮💨
But...
Must we complain about everything 😮💨
Wicked For Good should've ended with Glinda talking to the munchkins and then the credits roll
Then a black screen
Jonathan Bailey and Samuel L Jackson enter the turret where Elphaba melted
Knock on the trap door
She comes out
"Elphaba, we're putting together a team"
Then a black screen
Jonathan Bailey and Samuel L Jackson enter the turret where Elphaba melted
Knock on the trap door
She comes out
"Elphaba, we're putting together a team"
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Wicked For Good should've ended with Glinda talking to the munchkins and then the credits roll
Then a black screen
Jonathan Bailey and Samuel L Jackson enter the turret where Elphaba melted
Knock on the trap door
She comes out
"Elphaba, we're putting together a team"
Then a black screen
Jonathan Bailey and Samuel L Jackson enter the turret where Elphaba melted
Knock on the trap door
She comes out
"Elphaba, we're putting together a team"
Reece's taste like actual faeces I'm so sorry for everyone's taste buds who enjoys them
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Reece's taste like actual faeces I'm so sorry for everyone's taste buds who enjoys them
Another bad episode of Drag Race UK Series 7?
It's more likely than you think 😮💨
It's more likely than you think 😮💨
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Another bad episode of Drag Race UK Series 7?
It's more likely than you think 😮💨
It's more likely than you think 😮💨
Wow I have a lot of football associated trauma which reared it's head today
Going to the football today
Probably going to get hate crimed
Probably going to get hate crimed
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wow I have a lot of football associated trauma which reared it's head today
While at a cocktail bar last night I ordered a drink but asked if the grapefruit could be subbed out for something else and the waitress said 'oh I can't have grapefruit either' and we just looked at each other like
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
While at a cocktail bar last night I ordered a drink but asked if the grapefruit could be subbed out for something else and the waitress said 'oh I can't have grapefruit either' and we just looked at each other like
Going to the football today
Probably going to get hate crimed
Probably going to get hate crimed
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Going to the football today
Probably going to get hate crimed
Probably going to get hate crimed
And while we're on the topic
Why is your umbrella so big?? You're on the Northern line not watching the Ryder Cup!!!
Why is your umbrella so big?? You're on the Northern line not watching the Ryder Cup!!!
Why are you carrying your massive fuck off umbrella horizontally???? The handle is on the end specifically so you don't do that and whack it into the people behind you!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
And while we're on the topic
Why is your umbrella so big?? You're on the Northern line not watching the Ryder Cup!!!
Why is your umbrella so big?? You're on the Northern line not watching the Ryder Cup!!!
Why are you carrying your massive fuck off umbrella horizontally???? The handle is on the end specifically so you don't do that and whack it into the people behind you!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Why are you carrying your massive fuck off umbrella horizontally???? The handle is on the end specifically so you don't do that and whack it into the people behind you!!!!
We as a society need to do something about the epidemic of people sitting on the floor at standing gigs
If you don't have the stamina, buy a seated ticket
If you don't have the stamina, buy a seated ticket
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We as a society need to do something about the epidemic of people sitting on the floor at standing gigs
If you don't have the stamina, buy a seated ticket
If you don't have the stamina, buy a seated ticket
Maths is orange
And it always has been
And it always has been
A bit of lighthearted fun. What colour would you put as a book cover for mathematics?
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Maths is orange
And it always has been
And it always has been
Of all the 'm' words in the world how did we settle on 'monochrome' Monday
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Of all the 'm' words in the world how did we settle on 'monochrome' Monday
Mirror? I hardly know her!
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Mirror? I hardly know her!
I need to stop getting a bit drunk and buying things online
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I need to stop getting a bit drunk and buying things online
Landlords threatening to sell up now that renters have been given more rights and protections is really (as the kids say) saying the quiet part out loud.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Landlords threatening to sell up now that renters have been given more rights and protections is really (as the kids say) saying the quiet part out loud.
Close friends saw it but posting for the bloomfs too 🥥🥥
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Close friends saw it but posting for the bloomfs too 🥥🥥
Lily Allen if she were performing a song about a woman who she's just met who's a middle aged long jumper:
"Who the fuck is Rosalind"
"Who the fuck is Rosalind"
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Lily Allen if she were performing a song about a woman who she's just met who's a middle aged long jumper:
"Who the fuck is Rosalind"
"Who the fuck is Rosalind"
They really were like "Anya Chalotra get your tits out" at every opportunity
Rewatching The Witcher with jack and the opening episode of series one actually really does slap
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They really were like "Anya Chalotra get your tits out" at every opportunity
It's a loose end weekend and I'm climbing up the walls a bit
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's a loose end weekend and I'm climbing up the walls a bit
I'm really over this series of Drag race UK
It's just poo
It's just poo
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm really over this series of Drag race UK
It's just poo
It's just poo
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with a kitchen implement used for slicing vegetables very thin:
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with a kitchen implement used for slicing vegetables very thin:
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"