Paul “the amazing” Armstrong
@paul24fps.bsky.social
Just a gigalo, puttin’ on the Ritz.
Stranger Things should be called Stranger Noses
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Stranger Things should be called Stranger Noses
I fucking hate my fucking printer—-and it’s the best printer I’ve ever owned.
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I fucking hate my fucking printer—-and it’s the best printer I’ve ever owned.
When you order a drink at a cat cafe, does one say “put it on my tabby?”
#Cats #CatCafe #UrbanPhilosophy
#Cats #CatCafe #UrbanPhilosophy
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When you order a drink at a cat cafe, does one say “put it on my tabby?”
#Cats #CatCafe #UrbanPhilosophy
#Cats #CatCafe #UrbanPhilosophy
The Martians in War of the Worlds were vaccine hesitant.
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Martians in War of the Worlds were vaccine hesitant.
I've said it before and I’ll say it again: it.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I've said it before and I’ll say it again: it.
Fuck this shit, I’m gonna read a book.
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Fuck this shit, I’m gonna read a book.
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Life is like being a boy dog in the winter: no matter how snuggly and warm they have you bundled up, your penis is still hanging out.
#Life #Dogs #Winter #Philosophy #ModesOfThought
#Life #Dogs #Winter #Philosophy #ModesOfThought
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Life is like being a boy dog in the winter: no matter how snuggly and warm they have you bundled up, your penis is still hanging out.
#Life #Dogs #Winter #Philosophy #ModesOfThought
#Life #Dogs #Winter #Philosophy #ModesOfThought
Your dad may be cool—but he’s not novelty monster Christmas song released on a Motown label cool.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWgy...
#Christmas #Motown #godAwful #MonsterSong #NoveltySong
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWgy...
#Christmas #Motown #godAwful #MonsterSong #NoveltySong
Brice Armstrong & the All American Ghouls - Happy Ghoul Tide
YouTube video by Cheeseknee Hawkes 'Mr. Pastry'
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December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Your dad may be cool—but he’s not novelty monster Christmas song released on a Motown label cool.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWgy...
#Christmas #Motown #godAwful #MonsterSong #NoveltySong
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWgy...
#Christmas #Motown #godAwful #MonsterSong #NoveltySong
Tell you what, Tommie, let’s change “Uncle Dave“ to “Santa Claus“ and “Blowing” to “Kissing” and I think we have a hit on our hands.
#ChristmasSpirit #ChristmasSongs #Christmas
#ChristmasSpirit #ChristmasSongs #Christmas
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tell you what, Tommie, let’s change “Uncle Dave“ to “Santa Claus“ and “Blowing” to “Kissing” and I think we have a hit on our hands.
#ChristmasSpirit #ChristmasSongs #Christmas
#ChristmasSpirit #ChristmasSongs #Christmas
Looking for investors in my new magazine BARELY LEGAL TENDER, featuring lavish photo spreads of torn and mutilated currency. Not for the little old lady from Dubuque.
#Magazine #periodicals
#Magazine #periodicals
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Looking for investors in my new magazine BARELY LEGAL TENDER, featuring lavish photo spreads of torn and mutilated currency. Not for the little old lady from Dubuque.
#Magazine #periodicals
#Magazine #periodicals
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me on a date with a sociopathic, psychopathic, porn actress with a rap sheet full of assault and grievous bodily harm convictions, and a mouth full of herpes:
“Smoking is a real turn off For me.”
#Standards #Dating #life
“Smoking is a real turn off For me.”
#Standards #Dating #life
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me on a date with a sociopathic, psychopathic, porn actress with a rap sheet full of assault and grievous bodily harm convictions, and a mouth full of herpes:
“Smoking is a real turn off For me.”
#Standards #Dating #life
“Smoking is a real turn off For me.”
#Standards #Dating #life
Part of the fun of watching a true crime movie is figuring out how you’d get away with it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Part of the fun of watching a true crime movie is figuring out how you’d get away with it.
A Touching Tribute: When Minnie Pearl died, the medical examiner put the toe tag on her hat.
#MinniePearl #Tribute #obit #Trivia #Heartfelt
#MinniePearl #Tribute #obit #Trivia #Heartfelt
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A Touching Tribute: When Minnie Pearl died, the medical examiner put the toe tag on her hat.
#MinniePearl #Tribute #obit #Trivia #Heartfelt
#MinniePearl #Tribute #obit #Trivia #Heartfelt
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Little Drummer Boy performed by The Sutcliffes
YouTube video by ReverendBrando
m.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
ART BITCHES!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ART BITCHES!!