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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦

@pavlovsburrito.bsky.social

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I’m an old punk rock kid. Until life becomes LESS dystopian, I follow news, politics & entertainment + sometimes I’m funny. photography. music. #resist fascism

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Mar 10

—ya hear a lot about the damzels in distress, but what about the dudes in distress!?

w e o u t h e r e .

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Apr 18

I get Cranberries’ ‘Zombie’ stuck in my head A LOT…except it’s always the Andy Bernard version. 🥴 #theOffice

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and the words `` nailed it '' .

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Apr 3

—maybe let OTHER people call you, “a brand.”

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Mar 21

I’m walking around here singing, to the theme of JAWS:

Dunning-Kruger

Dunning-Kruger

…aaaand nobody gets it.

I guess maybe that’s…irony? Is it?

🤔🦈🤣

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Mar 10

—ya hear a lot about the damzels in distress, but what about the dudes in distress!?

w e o u t h e r e .

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Mar 1

yes. yes, we are.

a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Mar 1

what a shameful day yesterday was—never saw anything like that on television before

there are no adults in charge of anything

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Feb 23

stop dunking on people for who they voted for because you’re bitter—it’s loser shit.

start thinking about how we’ll need EVERYONE to make ANYTHING better for ANYONE

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Feb 23

slow. quiet. gentle.

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Feb 20

spring training, babes⚾️

feel THAT vibe

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Feb 20

youtu.be/W3ybk3kkukE?...

Disintegration

YouTube video by Jimmy Eat World - Topic

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Feb 20

mood

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Feb 20

really clear words from across the ether lately:

“I don’t wait.”

& (seperately)

“—but soften your heart, anyway.”

messages from me to me for me by me

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Feb 19

i am not my pain .

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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · Feb 7

'I don't know, man': CNN panelists baffled by Netanyahu's 'head scratching' Trump gift: Panelists on "CNN This Morning" were puzzled on Friday over the morbid gift offered to president Donald Trump by Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

The foreign leader gave Trump a golden pager, an…

'I don't know, man': CNN panelists baffled by Netanyahu's 'head scratching' Trump gift

Panelists on "CNN This Morning" were puzzled on Friday over the morbid gift offered to president Donald Trump by Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu. The foreign leader gave Trump a golden pager, an allusion to a deadly September operation carried…

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Feb 7

When should we start organizing a #DeleteXDay? Now?

Now, right?

Now would be good.

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Jan 30

—sorry for sounding like I’m asking from under a rock, but: what threat, exactly?

(I need to put my imagination at rest about this!)

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Jan 27

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Jan 27

#nostalgia is dead.

i’m pretty sure this is just what it feels like to be in your #forties.

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Jan 26

—come to find out, I’ve been #NAFO this WHOLE time!!

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Jan 17

I never finished Season 1 of Severance until this morning because Season 1 of #Severance feels like a sinus headache. This is actually a compliment. new ep slaps

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Jan 6

LFG #LIONS!

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Jan 1

2024 is dead.

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Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Jan 1

I’m watching Gladiator II & I’m reserving judgment until it’s finished…but there’s growing list in my head of things that made the first movie work which are either (a) sorely lacking or (b) wholly absent from this sequel.

Interesting…if disappointing.

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Dec 30

Yeah—heads-up to anyone I ever blocked: it was because you are stupid.🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · Dec 30

Anytime someone says "I was blocked by [so-and-so] because..." you can safely stop reading at that point.

When people block us, we have no way of knowing why it happened, or sometimes even when, unless or until they tell us.

So tales of what led to a block are just comfort food we serve ourselves.

Pavlov’s Burrito™️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pavlovsburrito.bsky.social · Dec 30

the clock is constantly moving on, but it stays in the same place

…

I wonder what Marcus Aurelius would have to say about that.

🤔