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Paynocha
@paynocha.bsky.social
Baker, Twitch Streamer & Professional Muppet
I can not believe Japanese baby hitler from Japanese baby racing made my boyfriend in debt
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
¿ Remember when those peanut ppl crumped in the proud family movie ?
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
In a sense you could say I still Have the squishy part of a babies brain, if u count my permanent head dent
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Showed my bf my permanent head wound, (cut and dented my head by slamming it into a open pc) & he proceeds to touch it and yell “SQUISHY HEAD SQUISHY HEAD”
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
As gay ppl, my friends and I don’t show ass Enough especially to each other
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I think I finally understand the women that come in to my work to buy a single orange spice tea, I need a Vietnamese lemonade so bad.
January 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I hate a lot of commercials
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I wish I was the twin that eats it’s twin in the womb.
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I just said ‘I’m naked, covered in soup and oiley’ & before I could say ‘pls get my clothes’ my bf responded w ‘just the way I like u’
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Lunch time. Salad with big lettuce. Still worried.

MOOD=Buggin’ 😔
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Weed is my Zoloft so if u comment on me showing up to the function high as a kite, u r ableist.
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Netflix owning the sopranos is actually the most evil thing I’ve heard this year.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bombaclat
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Women always think with they’re boobs
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What would possess u to buy ur dying mother Christmas shoes. Would u simply not just stay by her side ? Why would u buy her the one item she won’t be able to take w her ?
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Do u think all the judges on chopped have explored each others body’s or is that just me ?
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Sysco needs to step up they’re A game. Restaurants just aren’t tasting good this week.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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italian fujoshi who uses a pizza peel as a yaoi paddle at an anime convention
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Damn do I hate ai. But those goddamn chihuahuas & cats making tacos for roses on TikTok r killing me.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Thank you Mexican superstar John Quinones
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me: I need to get rid of my chubby thighs
My bf: HELL NO
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Gender is so funny bcus wdym i forgot to curl my bangs up today so that means im a girl ?? 💀
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
R u rlly gAy if u didn’t have a buddhIst phase
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m funny bot from South Park
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM