payton mitchell
@paytmitch.bsky.social
social media manager, newsletter editor, fan of things
📍texas🤠
📍texas🤠
“this is a crazy commercial”
*paid for by MAHA*
“oh”
*paid for by MAHA*
“oh”
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
“this is a crazy commercial”
*paid for by MAHA*
“oh”
*paid for by MAHA*
“oh”
wealthy influencers who promote sports betting to their young fans will not see the gates of heaven
February 8, 2026 at 10:22 PM
wealthy influencers who promote sports betting to their young fans will not see the gates of heaven
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You can check out the P4A livestream schedule here: projectforawesome.com/schedule
Because P4A is live, there may be changes right before or during the stream. #P4A2026
Because P4A is live, there may be changes right before or during the stream. #P4A2026
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
You can check out the P4A livestream schedule here: projectforawesome.com/schedule
Because P4A is live, there may be changes right before or during the stream. #P4A2026
Because P4A is live, there may be changes right before or during the stream. #P4A2026
“Olivia Dean makes tradwife music”
y’all will just say anything
y’all will just say anything
February 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
“Olivia Dean makes tradwife music”
y’all will just say anything
y’all will just say anything
imagine everyone finding out that you were begging a pedophile to pretty please invite you to his ~crazy parties~ so you post this
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
imagine everyone finding out that you were begging a pedophile to pretty please invite you to his ~crazy parties~ so you post this
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sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
a pop culture commentator called harry styles’ music pretentious
i have NEVER been told something i like is pretentious before… LOVING THIS!!!
i have NEVER been told something i like is pretentious before… LOVING THIS!!!
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
a pop culture commentator called harry styles’ music pretentious
i have NEVER been told something i like is pretentious before… LOVING THIS!!!
i have NEVER been told something i like is pretentious before… LOVING THIS!!!
i accidentally cured my puppy’s separation anxiety by telling her she was doing a good job through the security camera when she finally relaxed while i was out of the house a few days ago
i have tested this several times and she acts completely unbothered when i leave her alone now??
i have tested this several times and she acts completely unbothered when i leave her alone now??
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i accidentally cured my puppy’s separation anxiety by telling her she was doing a good job through the security camera when she finally relaxed while i was out of the house a few days ago
i have tested this several times and she acts completely unbothered when i leave her alone now??
i have tested this several times and she acts completely unbothered when i leave her alone now??
i hope the driver who rated me 1 star on uber knows that i am having a crisis over it
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i hope the driver who rated me 1 star on uber knows that i am having a crisis over it
ticket resellers have ruined concerts
February 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
ticket resellers have ruined concerts
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Reply with your favorite food, least favorite food, and most recent thing you've eaten.
SURPRISE: That's your banana loca challenge!🥴 #P4A2026
SURPRISE: That's your banana loca challenge!🥴 #P4A2026
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Reply with your favorite food, least favorite food, and most recent thing you've eaten.
SURPRISE: That's your banana loca challenge!🥴 #P4A2026
SURPRISE: That's your banana loca challenge!🥴 #P4A2026
i was so excited for noah kahan’s tour until i saw that he will be outdoors in texas in late July
im not strong enough
im not strong enough
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
i was so excited for noah kahan’s tour until i saw that he will be outdoors in texas in late July
im not strong enough
im not strong enough
elon’s proof that he couldn’t have possibly
been to epstein’s island is *checks notes* that he works weekends so he simply wouldn’t have had time
he tells us this in his 200th tweet of his demanding weekend workday
been to epstein’s island is *checks notes* that he works weekends so he simply wouldn’t have had time
he tells us this in his 200th tweet of his demanding weekend workday
February 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
elon’s proof that he couldn’t have possibly
been to epstein’s island is *checks notes* that he works weekends so he simply wouldn’t have had time
he tells us this in his 200th tweet of his demanding weekend workday
been to epstein’s island is *checks notes* that he works weekends so he simply wouldn’t have had time
he tells us this in his 200th tweet of his demanding weekend workday
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Will you be our valentine? Don't forget to add the P4A livestream to your Valentine’s Day plans!
Now is the perfect time to start swapping P4A-themed valentines💌
#P4A2026
Now is the perfect time to start swapping P4A-themed valentines💌
#P4A2026
February 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Will you be our valentine? Don't forget to add the P4A livestream to your Valentine’s Day plans!
Now is the perfect time to start swapping P4A-themed valentines💌
#P4A2026
Now is the perfect time to start swapping P4A-themed valentines💌
#P4A2026
i love having access to my childhood email address so i can be reminded that i was harassing my dad and grandpa with emails like this EVERY DAY when i was 10
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
i love having access to my childhood email address so i can be reminded that i was harassing my dad and grandpa with emails like this EVERY DAY when i was 10
STOP SAYING “UNDERAGE WOMEN”
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
STOP SAYING “UNDERAGE WOMEN”
i hate the internet, actually
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 AM
i hate the internet, actually
we gotta start ignoring people
January 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
we gotta start ignoring people
the worst part about being a social media manager is constantly getting notifications from other peoples’ accounts FOR SOME REASON?? LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
the worst part about being a social media manager is constantly getting notifications from other peoples’ accounts FOR SOME REASON?? LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!
how it feels to share political things to my instagram story
January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
how it feels to share political things to my instagram story
i can’t believe i even have to know who stephen miller is. i should have him blocked on instagram for sending me “hey…” 27 times but instead i have to see him on the news. unfortunate.
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i can’t believe i even have to know who stephen miller is. i should have him blocked on instagram for sending me “hey…” 27 times but instead i have to see him on the news. unfortunate.
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BREAKING: Federal agents just shot and killed a man in Minneapolis after brutally beating him in front of witnesses.
We condemn this killing and demand ICE and CBP agents withdraw from Minneapolis immediately.
We condemn this killing and demand ICE and CBP agents withdraw from Minneapolis immediately.
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
BREAKING: Federal agents just shot and killed a man in Minneapolis after brutally beating him in front of witnesses.
We condemn this killing and demand ICE and CBP agents withdraw from Minneapolis immediately.
We condemn this killing and demand ICE and CBP agents withdraw from Minneapolis immediately.
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Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs
Turn it off, now.
Turn it off, now.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs
Turn it off, now.
Turn it off, now.