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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 14h

loving the beatles is a curse bestowed upon me by my dad and the biopic cast announcement is very important to me!!

thank you for your attention to this matter

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 15h

“i hate the internet”

okay well have you tried “I HATE HOW MUCH I LOVE THE INTERNET”

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 1d

my new hobby just dropped

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 1d

i hate when two comedians/funny people are interacting and they don’t laugh at each other

I WANT TO SEE AND HEAR LAUGHTER!! i don’t want to see you just thinking about your next bit while the other person is talking!!

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 2d

“maybe joe wrote more on folklore than we thought” okay now don’t piss me off

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 2d

harry styles pop music fans need you!! come back!!!

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 3d

new game: ring around the couch

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 3d

“ugh i have to create a tribute to jane goodall and then a video essay about internet ghost towns” now who said all that??

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 3d

john you do not have to match him. you can be normal.

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 3d

if i was john i would be fuming while watching hank’s video

what do you mean we are posting every other day and you’re doing ESSAYS??

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 3d

people obsessed with taylor swift who think she can do nothing wrong and people who hate taylor swift and think she is “as bad as elon musk” could be friends

same genre of person!! incapable of rational thought when it comes to a POP STAR.

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 4d

he simply doesn’t! he is ignoring her

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 4d

good morning!!

black poodle puppy with purple bows on her head and a pink collar

a black poodle puppy and a red merle border collie standing together

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 5d

she’s a standard poodle and also angel

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 5d

everyone say hi Posie!!

she’s 4.5 months old and 27 pounds of black fluff

black poodle puppy in a gray car hammock

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 5d

don’t talk about it hank you’ll invite discourse

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We're Here @wereherenews.bsky.social · 6d

There’s a brand new We’re Here newsletter in your inbox!

Hank talks about the joy of Pizzamas and, of course, there is beautiful Pizza John art.

Read it: werehere.beehiiv.com

Pizza Rachel 🍕👨🏻 @dftbarachel.dftba.social · 9d

And baby, that’s pizza business for you
🍕👨🏻❤️‍🔥
#pizzamas #thelifeofashowgirl

drawing of the cover of taylor swifts album dropping friday, The Life Of A Showgirl, only the text is changed to The Life Of A Pizza John” and Taylor is a cartoon John in a red bedazzled apron and a white tshirt holding a pizza slicer.

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 6d

he has no idea that his life is about to be turned upside down🤪

red merle border collie looking at the camera, a dog kennel, pink bag, and small dog food bag in the background

a purple puppy dog toy, corner of a puppy food bag, and a collar with a tag that says “Posie” hanging from the strap of a pink bag

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 6d

second listen thoughts!!

top 3-
the fate of ophelia
opalite
ruin the friendship

bottom 3-
wish list
honey
cancelled

i like it more overall upon second listen, but it’s not a fave.

payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 7d

🕯️this album will grow on me🕯️

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 7d

🕯️this album will grow on me🕯️

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 7d

okay i’m clocking in for swiftie duty!!

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 8d

WE’RE SO BACK

Project for Awesome @projectforawesome.bsky.social · 8d

Nerdfighter Art submissions are open until October 29th!

Every year for the Project for Awesome, we collect physical artwork that is sold to raise money for charity.🎨❤️ Your art could get sent to nerdfighters all over the world!

Click here to learn more: projectforawesome.com/physicalart

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 9d

i’m about to become a dan and phil stan account again idc

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 9d

i came here for lion king and we’re doing HAMLET??

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 10d

i just got back from vacation, i’m sick, and im anxious

is now a good time to cut bangs??

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