payton mitchell
@paytmitch.bsky.social
social media manager, newsletter editor, fan of things
📍texas🤠
📍texas🤠
audiobook: “i’ve developed an irritating attraction to sour, controlling brunettes.”
me:
me:
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
audiobook: “i’ve developed an irritating attraction to sour, controlling brunettes.”
me:
me:
FINALLY FALL!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
FINALLY FALL!!!!!
happy dancing with the stars finale day to all who celebrate!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
happy dancing with the stars finale day to all who celebrate!!
peak technology was when i could text 40404 to tweet
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
peak technology was when i could text 40404 to tweet
my curse is owning dogs that constantly get called the wrong breed
i love my ~aussie~ (border collie) and ~doodle~ (standard poodle)💫
i love my ~aussie~ (border collie) and ~doodle~ (standard poodle)💫
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
my curse is owning dogs that constantly get called the wrong breed
i love my ~aussie~ (border collie) and ~doodle~ (standard poodle)💫
i love my ~aussie~ (border collie) and ~doodle~ (standard poodle)💫
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The home shopping channel looked different today
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The home shopping channel looked different today
that don’t impress me much by shania twain is the first song i have a memory of and tbh it has been a guiding light for me
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
that don’t impress me much by shania twain is the first song i have a memory of and tbh it has been a guiding light for me
“trump was agreeing with mamdani-“
oh you’ve never been around a hottie who made you so nervous you just started smiling and nodding??
oh you’ve never been around a hottie who made you so nervous you just started smiling and nodding??
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“trump was agreeing with mamdani-“
oh you’ve never been around a hottie who made you so nervous you just started smiling and nodding??
oh you’ve never been around a hottie who made you so nervous you just started smiling and nodding??
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I'm about to do a LIVE Ask Hank Anything, answering questions from fans and surprise guests!!
www.youtube.com/live/NMr8AOT...
www.youtube.com/live/NMr8AOT...
Ask Hank Anything Livestream
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November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm about to do a LIVE Ask Hank Anything, answering questions from fans and surprise guests!!
www.youtube.com/live/NMr8AOT...
www.youtube.com/live/NMr8AOT...
i wish i was a puppy falling asleep in a hand
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i wish i was a puppy falling asleep in a hand
family member is exhibiting stomach virus signs
i see my future and it is treacherous
i see my future and it is treacherous
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
family member is exhibiting stomach virus signs
i see my future and it is treacherous
i see my future and it is treacherous
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Tuberculosis HATES my cozy little drink habit
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Tuberculosis HATES my cozy little drink habit
a reunion that like 12 nerds will be excited to see
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
a reunion that like 12 nerds will be excited to see
LOVE when i take the trash out and there’s a fresh bag waiting at the bottom of the can
me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius
me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
LOVE when i take the trash out and there’s a fresh bag waiting at the bottom of the can
me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius
me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius
prepare to be sick of me!!
We can't wait to dive into P4A!
The Project for Awesome 2026 livestream will be February 13th-15th! #P4A2026
The Project for Awesome 2026 livestream will be February 13th-15th! #P4A2026
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
prepare to be sick of me!!
if you have a legal but unsavory scandal as a content creator, you *can* just… get a normal job
anything is possible💫
anything is possible💫
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
if you have a legal but unsavory scandal as a content creator, you *can* just… get a normal job
anything is possible💫
anything is possible💫
i would be a weird dog cloning rich person and that’s an unfortunate thing to realize about yourself
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i would be a weird dog cloning rich person and that’s an unfortunate thing to realize about yourself
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These questions didn’t fit in our header so we used the answers instead.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
These questions didn’t fit in our header so we used the answers instead.
please tell posie you like her haircut
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
please tell posie you like her haircut
stop putting things i want on the top shelf at the grocery store!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
stop putting things i want on the top shelf at the grocery store!!
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Did you hear that?
It was a brand new We’re Here arriving to your inbox!
Read it here: werehere.beehiiv.com
It was a brand new We’re Here arriving to your inbox!
Read it here: werehere.beehiiv.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Did you hear that?
It was a brand new We’re Here arriving to your inbox!
Read it here: werehere.beehiiv.com
It was a brand new We’re Here arriving to your inbox!
Read it here: werehere.beehiiv.com
why is it summer outside
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
why is it summer outside
i don’t know how i’ve ended up with two stage 5 velcro dogs but wow they do not ever leave me alone
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i don’t know how i’ve ended up with two stage 5 velcro dogs but wow they do not ever leave me alone
“gubernatorial”
sounds fake but okay
sounds fake but okay
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“gubernatorial”
sounds fake but okay
sounds fake but okay