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I did not know they have dog shelters for specific breeds
Going to a white rabbit Christmas party at Grace Slick’s house
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Going to a white rabbit Christmas party at Grace Slick’s house
People started hugging each other hello right around the same time bottled water took off. Is this enough of a premise to make a crappy documentary about?
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
People started hugging each other hello right around the same time bottled water took off. Is this enough of a premise to make a crappy documentary about?
A day that will live in inflatulencemy
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A day that will live in inflatulencemy
There should be a moving service for people going back to their home towns called Tail Between Your Legs
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
There should be a moving service for people going back to their home towns called Tail Between Your Legs
You guys enjoying those disgusting leftovers right now? A way too hot bite of slop followed by an ice cold one? Wish I could be a dolt also so that I could enjoy this ritual with you, but I was cursed with not being born a bumpkin
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You guys enjoying those disgusting leftovers right now? A way too hot bite of slop followed by an ice cold one? Wish I could be a dolt also so that I could enjoy this ritual with you, but I was cursed with not being born a bumpkin
Getting back into gum in 2026
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Getting back into gum in 2026
It turns out if you’re an elementary school teacher the district looks down on you having a poster for The Matrix in your office
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It turns out if you’re an elementary school teacher the district looks down on you having a poster for The Matrix in your office
Your uncle telling you there are lots of leftovers, take whatever you want
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Your uncle telling you there are lots of leftovers, take whatever you want
Us Beatle Anthology heads are beating up the Ken Burns nerds in the unfuckable section at the game tonight
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Us Beatle Anthology heads are beating up the Ken Burns nerds in the unfuckable section at the game tonight
They should rename Costco The Bottled Water Store
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They should rename Costco The Bottled Water Store
My smoke detector goes off if I cook anything in my oven 400 degrees or abkve. Trying to figure out a way to blame this on Big Air Fryer
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My smoke detector goes off if I cook anything in my oven 400 degrees or abkve. Trying to figure out a way to blame this on Big Air Fryer
Would like to see more people go on sprees that don't involve murder or shopping
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Would like to see more people go on sprees that don't involve murder or shopping
This is what bipartisanship is all about
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is what bipartisanship is all about
My Danger Mouse inspired George Gershwin/Sonic Youth mashup Rhapsody In Goo is being met with what critics are calling “fury” and “disdain”
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My Danger Mouse inspired George Gershwin/Sonic Youth mashup Rhapsody In Goo is being met with what critics are calling “fury” and “disdain”
Gatsby Welles > Marty Supreme
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Gatsby Welles > Marty Supreme
Not only is the hemming strong in my family but I would also have to say the hawing
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not only is the hemming strong in my family but I would also have to say the hawing
Saw someone in line at Wendy’s with an In-n-Out bumper sticker on their car. Doing some reconnaissance I see. Don’t worry, I’m following them home.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Saw someone in line at Wendy’s with an In-n-Out bumper sticker on their car. Doing some reconnaissance I see. Don’t worry, I’m following them home.
Would've thought at least one of those e-mails would be one of those list of quotations from George Carlin that were made up and said things about pulling up your damn pants or whatever
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Would've thought at least one of those e-mails would be one of those list of quotations from George Carlin that were made up and said things about pulling up your damn pants or whatever
Uhhh has anyone else noticed how creepy the Christmas song “Grandma Got Ran Over By A Motorcycle Gang” really is?
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Uhhh has anyone else noticed how creepy the Christmas song “Grandma Got Ran Over By A Motorcycle Gang” really is?
I don't want to say the electric versions of the Nebraska songs are inert, but they started to refer to the album at one point as Argon
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't want to say the electric versions of the Nebraska songs are inert, but they started to refer to the album at one point as Argon
With all of the beautifully ornate language delivered in Deadwood the line I think about the most and often repeat to myself for no reason at all is when George Hearst is walking into his hotel and Seth Bullock just yells, "How's the fuckin' ear?"
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
With all of the beautifully ornate language delivered in Deadwood the line I think about the most and often repeat to myself for no reason at all is when George Hearst is walking into his hotel and Seth Bullock just yells, "How's the fuckin' ear?"
Just found out there was a new Arcade Fire album that came out this year. Saw nor heard one thing about it. Might check it out just to see what they're up to these days.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just found out there was a new Arcade Fire album that came out this year. Saw nor heard one thing about it. Might check it out just to see what they're up to these days.
Pouring Rockstar Energy into a glass before testifying before congress
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Pouring Rockstar Energy into a glass before testifying before congress
Why did we never get Dick Van Dyke a decongestant?
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Why did we never get Dick Van Dyke a decongestant?
I wonder if the performers from the Riyadh Comedy Festival saw all the anti-Mamdani ads this week showing planes crash into the twin towers and started to miss the royal family
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wonder if the performers from the Riyadh Comedy Festival saw all the anti-Mamdani ads this week showing planes crash into the twin towers and started to miss the royal family