Of the big horror films of the 70's there always seemed to be a stink hanging over TAH,not just for its'true story'bullshit. And that stink is correct, a selection of possessions, bad air and ghosts lurch from jump scare to cats at the window. Even Kidder can't save it
Of the big horror films of the 70's there always seemed to be a stink hanging over TAH,not just for its'true story'bullshit. And that stink is correct, a selection of possessions, bad air and ghosts lurch from jump scare to cats at the window. Even Kidder can't save it
Dolph plays a DDR modern pentathlete who defects to the US at the 1988 Olympics. His family is punished and he breaks down because the Wall came down a year later.A commitment to angsty realism is thrown over for his ex coach David Soul's Neo-Nazi nonsense. Squanders a great idea
Dolph plays a DDR modern pentathlete who defects to the US at the 1988 Olympics. His family is punished and he breaks down because the Wall came down a year later.A commitment to angsty realism is thrown over for his ex coach David Soul's Neo-Nazi nonsense. Squanders a great idea
Sweet Lifetime May December romance between a Michelin starred chef and a Michelin type using uber driver. But she's only back in the US for a bit and can't commit, whilst is he going to the cordon bleu school to suck up? Good on power dynamics and menopause
Sweet Lifetime May December romance between a Michelin starred chef and a Michelin type using uber driver. But she's only back in the US for a bit and can't commit, whilst is he going to the cordon bleu school to suck up? Good on power dynamics and menopause
A rather low key Bond style crime film from Shaw Bros; it takes some time to realise the protagonist is.There's a treasure map, a femme fatale and killer poker game and they nick the music from You Only Live Twice.It's too silly to be serious,but not as serious as its title
A rather low key Bond style crime film from Shaw Bros; it takes some time to realise the protagonist is.There's a treasure map, a femme fatale and killer poker game and they nick the music from You Only Live Twice.It's too silly to be serious,but not as serious as its title
Luc Besson's take on the count seems indebted to the last 30 years of Dracs. Lumbering Caleb Landry Jones whips through the Vlad the Impaler backstory, and has the bouffant of Coppola's. A Parisian setting, gargoyle minions and Christoph Waltz instead of Van Helsing
Luc Besson's take on the count seems indebted to the last 30 years of Dracs. Lumbering Caleb Landry Jones whips through the Vlad the Impaler backstory, and has the bouffant of Coppola's. A Parisian setting, gargoyle minions and Christoph Waltz instead of Van Helsing
The best animated short Oscar winners in the 60's really weren't interested in beautiful animation. Munro is about as minimalist as a cartoon can be. Barely any backgrounds, the character design is minimal. But the story is fun,of a four year old that gets drafted. Tinkertoy Catch 22
The best animated short Oscar winners in the 60's really weren't interested in beautiful animation. Munro is about as minimalist as a cartoon can be. Barely any backgrounds, the character design is minimal. But the story is fun,of a four year old that gets drafted. Tinkertoy Catch 22
The most intriguing film I missed at Bologna last year was this three hour essay film that takes Henry Fonda's career and life and uses that to tell a history of the USA. Rambling and in places reaching, it's a wonderfully idiosyncratic and intriguing journey
The most intriguing film I missed at Bologna last year was this three hour essay film that takes Henry Fonda's career and life and uses that to tell a history of the USA. Rambling and in places reaching, it's a wonderfully idiosyncratic and intriguing journey
Apparently real things for brides to lose weight before a wedding, this frippery reinvents it as a mixture of tradwife and self esteem class, because their boot camp instructor is just a mean girl.
Apparently real things for brides to lose weight before a wedding, this frippery reinvents it as a mixture of tradwife and self esteem class, because their boot camp instructor is just a mean girl.
It's a 'trapped in a loveless marriage picture which complicates its own plot purity, but luckily Garbo is up to the task. She starts the film ending one affair because married, gets suckered into a compromising position by a kid and her husband dies.Will the court find the truth?
It's a 'trapped in a loveless marriage picture which complicates its own plot purity, but luckily Garbo is up to the task. She starts the film ending one affair because married, gets suckered into a compromising position by a kid and her husband dies.Will the court find the truth?
A scrappy emo indie action comedy set in Pfresno Texas where a zealous pig cop arrests a kid and sends him undercover to try to bust a nuke smuggling ring during a hand chopping serial killer spree. Rampant bad taste and comic gore can't hide the energy and ACAB heart in this thing
A scrappy emo indie action comedy set in Pfresno Texas where a zealous pig cop arrests a kid and sends him undercover to try to bust a nuke smuggling ring during a hand chopping serial killer spree. Rampant bad taste and comic gore can't hide the energy and ACAB heart in this thing
The poster and a helpful narrator tell us that the film-makers guarantee you a free burial if you die of fright during this Rebecca rip-off but they notably don't promise this courtesy if you die of boredom - which is a much more likely outcome.
The poster and a helpful narrator tell us that the film-makers guarantee you a free burial if you die of fright during this Rebecca rip-off but they notably don't promise this courtesy if you die of boredom - which is a much more likely outcome.
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🎵If your Hallmark lead needs marrying just call Rent-a-groom
We've got Steves and Sauls and Petes and Pauls at Rent-a-groom
You can let our actor woo you, and accidentally fall in love
'Cos we aim to please, we'll go down on our knees, that's Rent-a-groom🎶
🎵If your Hallmark lead needs marrying just call Rent-a-groom
We've got Steves and Sauls and Petes and Pauls at Rent-a-groom
You can let our actor woo you, and accidentally fall in love
'Cos we aim to please, we'll go down on our knees, that's Rent-a-groom🎶
Ashley asks Carey for a divorce so Carey stays with Paul and Julie who admit to being in an open marriage. Distraught because Ashley wants to have sex with other men, Carey has sex with Julie which infuriates Paul.Fights, partner swapping and escalation comedy ensues. Very funny
Ashley asks Carey for a divorce so Carey stays with Paul and Julie who admit to being in an open marriage. Distraught because Ashley wants to have sex with other men, Carey has sex with Julie which infuriates Paul.Fights, partner swapping and escalation comedy ensues. Very funny
The problem with films where dead people come back to life as aggressive brain damaged creatures is that no matter how much serious relationship heft you build on it, it's always going to be a zombie movie. And that comes with expectations this film doesn't fulfill
The problem with films where dead people come back to life as aggressive brain damaged creatures is that no matter how much serious relationship heft you build on it, it's always going to be a zombie movie. And that comes with expectations this film doesn't fulfill
Decent Larry Semon two reeler which really takes off when Stan Laurel turns up. A backwoods family feud that takes off when some bears get involved. The extended two bear, up and down the mountain set piece is terrific
Decent Larry Semon two reeler which really takes off when Stan Laurel turns up. A backwoods family feud that takes off when some bears get involved. The extended two bear, up and down the mountain set piece is terrific
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She's a party planner unlucky in love whi gets very specific advice from a fortune teller
He's a modern artist who is also unlucky in love who fulfills the prediction from the FT
He(2) is an insufferably handsome narcissistic nepo baby
It shouldn't take her 80 minutes
She's a party planner unlucky in love whi gets very specific advice from a fortune teller
He's a modern artist who is also unlucky in love who fulfills the prediction from the FT
He(2) is an insufferably handsome narcissistic nepo baby
It shouldn't take her 80 minutes