This is entirely too many volcanos in a place near where we are driving this needs to calm down

This bird at the airport is not excited about it’s situation at all…

If I see you break this out I'm getting the fuck out of your house

Got these babies to hang Christmas lights. Given the stucco walls - who’s taking bets on how many I get in before saying “fuck it”?

I just got in here but my husband doesn’t follow me yet. Interesting…

Didn’t think I would be in a place where a 60+ year old women (who doesn’t speak English) would be asking me (who doesn’t speak Spanish) what poppers are, but here we are