Ate brunch w/ a friend and got a plateful of gravy and biscuits and what I thought should be chicken fried steak. Told my friend everything was good but I didn’t like the chicken and she said why? And I said “probably b/c it’s real chicken and not fried mystery meat”

My phone was like “Oh hey I know you’re really depressed and angry, so we made a lil video to cheer you up!” And it’s all pics of me from 2019. Like, are you kidding me?? 2019, specifically?? Tbh that should be illegal.

Sorry about your headaches, truly. I suffer from non-migraine headaches. (POTS) But I am up because stress and it reminds me of 2020 when I couldn’t sleep and I’d get an iced coffee and be like “let’s see what Imani is talking about this am!” Lol

Cardinals fan here. Harrison Bader is so special because he seems truly happy to be playing baseball no matter what.

Deluxe Chili Mac Hamburger Helper

Just watched Zombieland to calm down and now I am asking: where did the scary clowns go that all came out that one year? We can handle your creepiness now couldn’t you come out and help?

Pretty funny cosmic joke-wise, that I finally got on a stimulant and it was all just to watch the world crumble. Hilarious. 5 Stars. No notes.

Solomon please, some of us are married!

I Notice how they’re all not falling on literal ice slop, because they’re watching where they’re going and don’t just blindly believe they’ll be okay

Lol I almost threw my phone TO break it.

So ummm, we’re in a failed state right?