first red line i've been on in months that didn't stink of cigarettes 🥳
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
first red line i've been on in months that didn't stink of cigarettes 🥳
amelia has one of those bottles with the nozzle that makes it really easy to pour olive oil out of and it makes cooking anything twice as fun
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
amelia has one of those bottles with the nozzle that makes it really easy to pour olive oil out of and it makes cooking anything twice as fun
i need to gather the nation's top scientists to figure out wtf i am supposed to do with the inside arm when cuddling
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i need to gather the nation's top scientists to figure out wtf i am supposed to do with the inside arm when cuddling
oomf is on a crazy reposting me streak
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
oomf is on a crazy reposting me streak
im addicted to chipping my nails in crazy ways that look impossible
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
im addicted to chipping my nails in crazy ways that look impossible
why does my ventra say insufficient fare but then work when i transfer it to my phone? fuck this
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
why does my ventra say insufficient fare but then work when i transfer it to my phone? fuck this
(listening to geese) holy shittttt
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
(listening to geese) holy shittttt
john is the best beatle i changed my mind. i don't remember which one i was on before but it's john now
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
john is the best beatle i changed my mind. i don't remember which one i was on before but it's john now
the only time of the year i regret not being a spotify user... i miss it. the other 364 days you people can take back your shit audio
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the only time of the year i regret not being a spotify user... i miss it. the other 364 days you people can take back your shit audio
had a dream where i was really good at butchering a chicken when i awoke i was sad that i didnt have any well-butchered chicken
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
had a dream where i was really good at butchering a chicken when i awoke i was sad that i didnt have any well-butchered chicken
it's finally time to bandwagon geese i'm ready
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
it's finally time to bandwagon geese i'm ready
guy in front of me on the blue line talking on the phone about 6 7 "i don't know what it is but i can tell it's demonic"
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
guy in front of me on the blue line talking on the phone about 6 7 "i don't know what it is but i can tell it's demonic"
my ass is not a member of the clean plate club
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
my ass is not a member of the clean plate club
the beatles instrumentals are so good for hanging out
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
the beatles instrumentals are so good for hanging out
i'm going to be on here more it's gotten more chill since the last time
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i'm going to be on here more it's gotten more chill since the last time
i don't smoke weed but i like to be able to joke about it with people who do. "everyone can tell you're high" always kills. i feel like they accept me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i don't smoke weed but i like to be able to joke about it with people who do. "everyone can tell you're high" always kills. i feel like they accept me.
there's this youtuber who gives vegan recipes but it's always just normal recipes with vegan ingredients. like it will just be a normal recipe but instead of having butter he'll say "now add vegan butter" idk why but it pisses me off so much
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
there's this youtuber who gives vegan recipes but it's always just normal recipes with vegan ingredients. like it will just be a normal recipe but instead of having butter he'll say "now add vegan butter" idk why but it pisses me off so much
there will never be a "leftist andrew tate" or a "leftist joe rogan" for a simple reason: there's no leftist mma. mma culture is basically the biggest feeder into far right bigotry in the usa btw
November 7, 2024 at 7:50 PM
there will never be a "leftist andrew tate" or a "leftist joe rogan" for a simple reason: there's no leftist mma. mma culture is basically the biggest feeder into far right bigotry in the usa btw
i'm convinced the sweet caroline "bum bum bum" thing didn't exist before that one car commercial
October 24, 2024 at 6:34 PM
i'm convinced the sweet caroline "bum bum bum" thing didn't exist before that one car commercial
i want a job designing wacky new shapes for rock climbing walls
October 23, 2024 at 12:07 AM
i want a job designing wacky new shapes for rock climbing walls
the demon that lives in my head and tells me to go get food after work is strong today
October 22, 2024 at 10:09 PM
the demon that lives in my head and tells me to go get food after work is strong today
my loaded baked potato game is abysmal. probably my biggest weakness as a person is that whenever i try to split a potato to put things inside it turns into an embarrassing, sad mess.
October 22, 2024 at 3:14 PM
my loaded baked potato game is abysmal. probably my biggest weakness as a person is that whenever i try to split a potato to put things inside it turns into an embarrassing, sad mess.
i think trump's probably gonna win the election. could be wrong but i don't really see the dems making any more gains in the suburbs than they already have with their current messaging. not that i have any skin in the game, i'll be protest voting for jill stein
October 21, 2024 at 10:09 PM
i think trump's probably gonna win the election. could be wrong but i don't really see the dems making any more gains in the suburbs than they already have with their current messaging. not that i have any skin in the game, i'll be protest voting for jill stein
i think there's a world in which i eventually get a twin fantasy tattoo. not saying i live in that world right now but it might exist
October 19, 2024 at 5:17 AM
i think there's a world in which i eventually get a twin fantasy tattoo. not saying i live in that world right now but it might exist