I drink my coffee with a plastic straw to give it a polyethylene taste (and because its healthy)

I asked my lab instructor to draw a gnome while we were waiting for a reflux to finish, and he asked "gnome?? Like a tiny man?"

Metaphor refantazio is what happens when companies dont sit outside their devs offices ij giant baby outfits begging and crying and pooping their pants for a new sequel for their 300 ips

I Only park in the home depot pro parking spot, i camt find any other parking in my city, i have to walk so far

Bullets are expensive but goblins are cheap - robert j oppenheimer