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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 1h

THANKEEEE! They are insane and they make us all insane, idk 😩🤌

Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 1h

YOU GET MEEEE

Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 1h

You get me so much 🤌🤌🤌

Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 1h

THOU SHALL...COME RIGHT INTO KY ARMS 💖💖💖💖💖

Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 3h

It's still spring in the south hemisphere tho, which is still optimal sappy time to start posting...

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 3h

thought abt reposting seasons au at some point and realized I forgot which was the first comic in that au, so I reread the whole thing.. My feels 🥹 always bittersweet (but more sweet than bitter ofc)

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 8h

exactlyyy

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 8h

ssajrjkn it's true! 🤣 it's there in full glory [as well as a bunch of other comics lmao]

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 8h

sjsjkajkjkna

Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 8h

jhjkrkjans thanks!! Only the best for sqh hehehehe

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 8h

Haha thank you! That is a very long comic [20pg+] that I've yet to repost, but will probably be on my main acc since it's not explicit (and only when I have the energy to alt text that behemoth haha)

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 8h

that is so real. He is a walking threat to sqh's heart and also his (REDACTED) 🤣🤣🤣

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 8h

asjhahljkrjkalskakn the hand kink is all ours- /slapped
fr tho sqh also has kink on mbj's hands 100%......... He has kink in everything abt mbj tbh....He rly only wins urghh

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 9h

ikr🤌🤌

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 9h

Can you believe a golden core can do all that?? Truly great stuff, 10/10 he should've studied hard before to get something like this sooner! 🤣🤣

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 9h

Also, @hazey.bsky.social made a lil fic based on it that you can read here: archiveofourown.org/works/325044... (as well as other amazing fics too 😌💖)!!

cannot be anything else - Chapter 15 - haysel - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 9h

Mouth
post canon, L>R
cw: mouth kink/oral fixation
#svsss #moshang #comic

ah, the domestic bliss..

(panels are described as "P(panel's number)"
[One night, Northern Fortress' Royal quarters]
p1:
sqh: Mobei, what are you doing with your hand?
mbj: didn't you want me to use it?
sqh: yes, but- (mumbling) that's for later!
mbj: look at me.
p2:
mbj: if not here...Where do you want me to take it?
sqh: you know very well where (whisper) because you want it, too..
p3-5, mbj: Hmm. My little qinghua. So greedy..Wanting to befilled all the time (sqh, protesting: and who's calling me spoiled again??)

p1, mbj: Open.
p2, mbj: Hmm Lookat you.
p3, mbj: So relaxed, now that this place isn't lonely anymore...
p4-6, mbj: See? I can get in easily. Inside of you is always so hot and tight. But unlike your OTHER precious delicious little mouth, this one is always wet and ready for me. Oh? You throat tightened.

p1, mbj: What did it? Thinking about me wetting your OTHER mouth so you can swallow me with it?
p2, mbj: Or thinking about me using THIS tight hole like the other one? No matter, you're always so eager to devour me, but I am also always eager to feed you, too. (whispering) I know.. Just one finger is not enough, right?
p3, mbj: Shh. You're doing so well, beloved. Breathe for me. Now relax your throat more, I know you can take me.
p4, mbj: Swallow me. Yes. Just like that.
p5, mbj: My qinghua. So beautiful.

p1, mbj: See how well you're taking me now? Everything is soft. Qinghua, seeing you like this,
p2, mbj: So good, just for me.. It makes me greedy, too.
p3, mbj: It makes me desperate for your taste.
p4:
sqh (whispering): 'bei...
mbj: Shh.. It makes me want to ruin you, just like you ruined me for anything that isn't you. (thinking) but in my desperation, I'll devour you instead, so that only I can have you always.

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 11h

it permeates his dreams and torments his moments awake kjnsaaljkrkjlajnsa

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 11h

He is a diligent prince, suffering in silence 🤣🤣

sjkajkrakls the hair comic!! I love that one as well 🤣🤣
mbj filing his nails: It's just so I don't hurt him..
mbj, finding out what else short nails allow him: I'm never growing those back ever again-

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 11h

Mbj went through SO MUCH tbh nsajklrajksn the things that man had to survive to finally become an item with sqh knsanklknjklnams

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you momo! Those two are the whole circus frfr hahaha

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 12h

🔞3/3
(they are the whole circus)

p1, sqh (waking up): Hmm...
p3, sqh: Huh? It's morning? (thinking) an I'm changed...
p4, sqh (thinking): so a core does make all the difference, huh...Even though I don't remember,
p5, sqh (thinking): I did everything in my sleep?? Great job, me!! Now for more important things- Last night's fantasy....!
p6, sqh (thinking, while mbj quietly materializes):HEHEHE I was definitely IN THE ZONE! Some of it felt SO REAL that I-
p7, mbj: Shang Qinghua.
p8, sqh (thinking while shivering): Huh? What is this body response?

p1:
sqh (looking well rested and glowing): M-My king! Good morning!
mbj (looking like he didn't get to sleep at all): ...
sqh: what brings you
p2:
sqh: to this humble one's HWOM-HUH???
mbj (pinching sqh's cheeks): You...
p3:
sqh (thinking): Eh???
mbj: Better behave yourself.
p4, sqh (dumbfolded while mbj goes away): What the FUCK was that for??
p5, sqh (shocked): AND WHY DO I SUDENLY HAVE A BONER!?

[An Ding disciples quickly learned that the new peak lord sure was energetic in the mornings.]

Bonus
[Mobei Jun, arriving on the scene]
mbj (having a brief meltdown while materializing right behind sqh): ...
sqh (moaning): ahn ahn mobei~💖

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 12h

2/3
🔞cw: ambiguous situation (might or might not have happened), light choking, posessiveness

p1, sqh (moaning): Argh- fuck. Just- A bit more.. I want to...
p2, sqh: Urgh, Mobei... (thinking) if only our fates were different...
p3-4, sqh (coming): Aarhnn!! (thinking) If you wanted me, then-
p5, sqh: It's good, but... Not enough. Every time.
p6, sqh: Every time- It's just-

p1:
sqh (thinking): Just-
mbj: So pitiful.
p2, mbj: Do you feel empty, qinghua? Fear not.
p3, mbj (whispering): You have been good. Obedient. Wearing my gifts.
p4, mbj: opening yoursel to me.
p5, sqh: Haa. There..!
p6, mbj: This lord will provide for you.
p7, sqh: Haa-Fu-!!!

p1:
mbj: So soft in all the right places.
sqh: Wha- Big-Hn
mbj: Hot and wet and wanting.
p2:
sqh: Argn! Mobe-
mbj: Shaped just for me. Inside and out.
p3:
mbj: So honest under my touch.
Sqh: Haa- Yes-! Yes- Pl-
p4:
mbj: It suits you. Pliable and melting like butter.
sqh: Yes- Yes-
mbj: Because you are mine, Qinghua.
sqh: YES!!
mbj: Don't ever forget: All you do.
p5:
mbj: You do for me.
Sqh: I'm Gon!
p6, sqh (thinking): ..Shit. That was...
p7-8, sqh (thinking while falling asleep): So good... But I'm beat...I gotta clean, and change... Argh. I'll do it..In just a bit...

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 12h

Starting this nsfw acc with a fave...

Sweet Dreams🔞~ 1/3
Pre-canon, recently appointed Peak Lord SQH. Read L>R
Disclaimer: yes, sqh agrees to his own fantasies as he told me so himself :>
#svsss #moshang #comic

(panels are described as "P(panel's number)"
[One Night, An Ding Peak (Peak Lord's Leisure House)]
p1, sqh: Why is it that as peak lord
p2, sqh: I have even more work than before!
p3, sqh:What are all these disciples for, ah!? Aaargh!! Am I the ONLY ONE WORKING!?
p4, sqh: And this place. It's too big and too empty! (mumbling)What is all that space for? Stacking paper? Sigh.
p5, sqh (thinking): Even this beg.
p6, sqh (thinking): It's too big for just one person.

p1, sqh (thinking): Or at least it looks like it when there's just me here to fill it.
p2, sqh (thinking of mobei jun): So big
p3, sqh (thinking of mobei jun): and so cold...
p4, sqh: Well I deserve a little treat for all the work I did today. (thinking) I know that you could make it better.
p5, sqh: Right? (thinking) If only you wanted to.

p1, sqh: My king...
p2, mbj (as his shadows raise up): Hua-no.
p3, mbj (disolving into shadows): It's "Qinghua" now.
p4, mbj: are you in trouble again?

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