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pengespenge.bsky.social
Spenge
@pengespenge.bsky.social
Fun sized fluffy homo, dad to 2 deranged cats, SE London born n bred!, works in telly counting beans (not flicking)

www.spencerarcher.co.uk
Loving my bright orange chair from Ikea 🤩🤩🤩
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Wild Friday night in Ikea 🤣🤣
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I ordered a dark orange with brushed copper inside lamp shade for my dining table to replace the aging black one with homemade diffuser!, it’s hidden now the walls are a darkish blue!, so thought i would go bold! 😝
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Sat on the bed having lunch and Velma came to see me n sat right by my leg n headbutted me 😻😻, she doesn’t like it when there are other people here she doesn’t know! Bless her!
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Every time I get a document with this I always thing of F.A.G in Team America n giggle 🤣🤣
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Plastic on the wall and over stuff it’s like an episode of Dexter! 😬
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
2001 a sausage odyssey
January 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Velma is demanding fusses as decorators are in and she’s stressed, bless her she’s purring now, no meetings for her to flash her bum hole either 🤣
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Velma pinched Daphne’s spot, Daphne is staring at her and very unimpressed 🤭🤭
January 22, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Typical had literally got in the bath and my neighbour rings the doorbell for her parcel? 🤣🤣 she’s coming back tomorrow for it!
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Exciting! paint ordered for living room and stairs/landing today, just trying to work out where I can move stuff too! 😬
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
@travelbokke.bsky.social lovely to bump into you in the Welly last night ☺️☺️
January 18, 2026 at 9:44 AM
#tbt how young I look 🥺
January 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Can someone come and do my bins, it’s horrible out and my hair will get wet 😬🥺
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
2 yes 2 neighbours have had babies in the last fortnight! 🥺🥺

Do I need a kitten to feel relevant 😬😝
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Feed me hooman 😻😻
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Off to Bear 🐻 Bash, cut my hair and my head feels really cold 🥺
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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This is epic 🤩🤩🤩
Knight Rider Theme by Luke Million on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:02
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January 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
#oldschoolphoto

Surprised it’s not in sepia 🤭🤭
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Foam hurrrrr 😝😝🤭
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Had a camera shoved up my nose again today! (Feels really horrible as it goes around the corner 😬) still all inflamed so now getting allergy blood tests!, stupid sinuses!, clearly air purifiers are not good enough!
January 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Just had to clean the gunk off the drain as the patio was getting flooded, I only retched once!, was a lot of hair n fluff in the goop 😷🤢🤢 hopefully my bath later will drain properly!
January 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Double decker kitties tonight 😻😻
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM