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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧

@penguinoverlord.bsky.social

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Dear monkey people, Our forces gather in the frozen south. Soon, vile apes, your reign of terror will be brought to an ignominious end. None will be spared. @GhostOfOrwell84 on the dead bird app

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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · May 28

@chelleraiser.bsky.social

The truth is out there.

Hail Derek!

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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · May 28

Yes because the more of Eloon we see the more likely we are to buy his shit.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · May 28

@chelleraiser.bsky.social

The truth is out there.

Hail Derek!

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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · May 24

Eloon is an anus, but despite being suppressed on twitter I get a thousand times more engagement than I do here.

My bluesky account is nearly 18 months old, if anything it was better before the big twitter exodus

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · May 24

Survival of the flittiest

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · May 24

Grok helped write my doctoral paper

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · May 24

It has been 2 months since I last posted on here. There were 2 notifications and my last post received zero likes.

I've had an account since march 2024.

Eloon might be a cúnt but fúck this.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Apr 5

What manner of creature is this

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Apr 5

The citizens of the Penguin Empire are enraged.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Apr 2

#MAGAmoeba

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

Who are the surrender monkeys now

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

Why is a previously Russian affiliated hacking group attacking Elon Musk?

Is his resolve beginning to weaken because of the financial cost of his damaged reputation?

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

Bwa. Bwa. Bwa ha ha ha ha.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

two men looking at a bird in a cage with the words nah that 's not dead it 's resting on the bottom

ALT: two men looking at a bird in a cage with the words nah that 's not dead it 's resting on the bottom

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ᵁⁿᵏⁱᵉᴹᵒⁿᵏⁱᵉ @unkiemonkie.bsky.social · Mar 10

Well said, John Cleese.

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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

Latest UK big cat sighting.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

Andrew Neil can feck off.

He has been making condescending and sneering comments for months to everyone trying to convince him of this.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

My heart goes out to the Ketamine Fuelled Buffoon at this difficult time.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

Coastguard: it's carrying aviation fuel which is marginally better than heavy oil at least. More of it will burn.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

This could potentially be a huge environmental disaster for the north east coast, the Wash and Norfolk.

🇺🇸US tanker MT Stena Immaculate struck 🇵🇹 Portuguese bulk cargo ship Solong.

🇺🇸 Ship is a chemical carrier with a capacity of 49,000 tonnes

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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

🦞 Breaking News 🦞

CiA uncovers Chinese plot to just chill on a swing seat with the wife and watch America cave it's own face in with a hammer.

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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Mar 10

Twitter is down.

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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Feb 18

Don't buy any American shit.

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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Feb 17

I shall be deleted my account on the dead bird app shortly and moving here.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Dec 23

I am the Christmas penguin fallen angel.

The harbinger of doom for the ape.

All who look upon me shall despair.

🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · Dec 19

...and when my army of lobster leviathans has lain waste to your malevolent works, then shall I descend.

I shall waddle amongst the ruins of your cities and your dessicated bodies shall crumble to dust in my passing.

And the fire shall be my cloak and the lightning shall be my, erm, hat I suppose.