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Paula Dixon

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Comedy Writer | Photographer Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome | Dx 2010 🦓 USC Cinema & Spéos Paris grad DC ✈️ LA

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Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 4d

New account... NEW IDEA! So excited to get back to 35mm! Please follow on IG @pauladixonphoto 💗

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 58m

Who taught him the word "campus?"

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 1d

Democracy Dies In This Newsroom

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Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 1d

Can you blame it??

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Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 1d

See ya in DC!! 💕

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Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 4d

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 4d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 4d

New account... NEW IDEA! So excited to get back to 35mm! Please follow on IG @pauladixonphoto 💗

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 4d

OMG NOTHING IS REAL

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 4d

Hey ChatGPT, thanks for explaining to me that Curtis Yarvin and Peter Thiel - as they puppeteer the Republican government - are planning to turn Washington, D.C. into a technocratic fiefdom:

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 5d

Baltimore - April, 2025

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Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 6d

Meta's AI disabled by IG account of 14 years w/ no explanation or recourse. I've had to start from scratch. Please follow @pauladixonphoto on IG - and like, comment & share - to help me build things up again. For more info, watch the pinned video. Put in the effort... And I WILL make out with you. 💗

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 6d

a bald child with the words there is no spoon written below him

ALT: a bald child with the words there is no spoon written below him

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Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 6d

Those are Proud Boys if I've ever seen 'em. We need to start finding out who exactly is getting hired for these jobs.

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 7d

WHERE IS THE GEORGE MICHAEL SAMPLE IN THE TOTALLY UNRELATED SONG "FATHER FIGURE"???

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 8d

The first time I saw his dad onscreen was on a flight back from Ireland in 1989. The slightly-horrifying images from "My Left Foot" - hanging, as they were, above the heads of passengers in every third row - were burned into my 10yo brain forever.

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 8d

Cool, so Weebly - which hosts BOTH of my photography portfolio sites - just announced that it's killing its mobile app... That can't be a good sign, right?

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 8d

Omg why is it never "Take a girl with big boobs and no butt out on a date" Day??

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 9d

Today is my birthday. How old am I?

I'm "when someone says President Bush, I still assume they're talking about H.W." years old.

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Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 10d

l have a small collection of antique cameras. One, from around 1900, literally disintegrated. So the one in this photo, with its retractable bellows, is now my oldest. On one of my loner hotel stays, I got the idea to shoot a self portrait as if I were shooting it with the ancient camera...

Me on a dark red couch with an early-1900s camera

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 10d

If I did that, my real dead father would rise up out of his grave and throw my phone into traffic.

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 11d

You give oligarchs and massive corporations keys to the castle, and they're GOING to burn down the castle.

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 12d

What?! You mean the man who made the rapiest song of 1968??

Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation (Official Lyric Video)

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Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 12d

It's not working.

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 13d

The NY Times is pushing Charlie Kirk as a great debater. Anyone who fit that description would've debated students at Ivy Leagues, where the average SAT score is 1520. Instead, Kirk traveled to colleges where the average SAT score is below 1100. That's not the flex the media wants us to think it is.

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 13d

Trump is worried about war-torn Portland, while ignoring the fact that we may soon see war-torn Poland.

Paula Dixon @peoplepaula.bsky.social · 13d

Zach Woods coached my sketch group when he was just 20 years old. Even then, as pretty much a kid, he was easily one of the best improvisers I've ever seen. He's also one of the kindest guys in comedy. It tracks that he'd call out the shameful work of other comedians at this insane Saudi laughfest.

Marc Maron, Shane Gillis, Zach Woods Rip Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival Performers: “You Don’t 9/11 Your Friends”

Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, and Louis C.K. are among the big names playing the festival.