Pepe Mapache 🏳️‍🌈
@pepemapache.com
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Main star of the movie "Racaccoonie". Friendly raccoon and sometimes a skunk too! Love to meet people and laugh at a good joke! 🇲🇽 | 🇺🇸 SPA / ENG - I Live in sunny San José, California.
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #650,335! It’s amazing how it went from 400k to 600k in less than a month!
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Lol is that a tabasco hot sauce bottle on that belt? - Like "Emergency Portable Spiciness"?
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I had to go watch that whole scene, it's insanely good
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It's been a strange day today. I'm more cynical, kinda in a weird mood, laughing at stuff I used to find indifferent and overall, not my normal self.

Also, since I'm on temp disability, I'm going to bed at 3 or 4 am. My sleep pattern is very different, I wake up at noon.

Am I 22 years old again?
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La fila de confuror cuando llevas 10 horas formado
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I bet it looked the same 12 hours ago!
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Any rando can now go to Spencer's, buy one of these and then call themselves a "Furry". It means they either don't know real furry artists or how to get real original furry apparel from them.

It's like walking to a Walmart and buy a $12, US MARINE CORPS T-shirt and then call yourself a "Marine" FFS
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Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀
Gross furry shirts at Spencer's. s: @R0rek (X)
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I would hold on to your job if I were you, unless you get a great offer somewhere else.

Things are very uncertain right now and all the signs point to a... hmmm, how to say it and not create panic?

"Less than stellar economy and job market in 2026"
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It's kinda interesting when you're about to announce the most prestigious award any human can get, and the setup feels like something from a dorm or living room and you just push the cables out of the way
The Nobel Peace Prize room
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I think the guys in Portland already took care of all of those
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Aguacate in Mexican Spanish is correct.

But it is widely called "Palta" in South-American Spanish
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Yeah, it's very interesting because I grew up calling them "Ajolotes" and later I learned the correct Nahuatl pronunciation, but everyone just keeps calling them ajolotes, just like how we call "chocolatl or xocolatl: chocolate", or "ahuacatl: aguacate (avocado)"
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Yes, I got it about a month ago. It sucks! The first couple days are the worse, the lingering cough lasts a little bit longer but you'll be fine in a few more days. It took me 6 days to test negative. Hope you feel better soon
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I like the old Winamp visualizer plugin, it’s such a visual treat. Especially with old trance tracks like this one.
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Narrated by Sir David Attenborough:

"The mischievous and partially inebriated raccoon, is playfully and willingly handling an obsolete electronic device that can deliver a potentially deadly electric shock through a metal screwdriver."

Unless, of course, the device were to be unplugged
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OMG I was just watching that Youtube video of the RGB projector!

Also, yay, Pliny!
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Badly broken toe. Dr sent me home for 4 weeks since I can’t do my job properly. So I have to get temp disability
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Well, about to find out if AFLAC really works
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Hola! Me encanta apoyar nuevos talentos! Me interesa una comm! Pero soy mapache, no muy felino que digamos
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OMG OMG OMG! It's happening!
Ken Ishii - jelly tones. This is it! The LP!
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Heating it up a little bit can help loosen it
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I used the redline before, but the synchromesh is the same thing, fully synthetic and doesn’t destroy the brass synchros. If anything my gearbox shifts better with the pennzoil one