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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 6h

Do you think this is a joke?

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 6h

Hey.

I smell that box of salted crackers.

Give them to me, or you're going to have a really fucking bad six to eight months.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 6h

customer came in and he was so fucking big and greedy that i was in awe

Reposted by Soirée

TRAGIC CLOWN @lesserbells.bsky.social · 20h

And God,
Please let the deer on the highway get some kind of heaven.
Something with tall soft grass and sweet reunion.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 20h

Not at all!!! Eheh...

[ . . . Oh. Wait. ]

Shit. It's kinda blocking the garage door.

⠀⠀—クリス. @krismaseve.bsky.social · 1d

⠀
⠀⠀[ Another second as it sinks in, then... sudden chuckling. ]

⠀You're—pff—you're 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨!
⠀

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

You're gonna love it.

[ She's holding for a second. ]

An alignment.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 20h

fusion? like the uhhh
the ford?

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

You're gonna love it.

[ She's holding for a second. ]

An alignment.

⠀⠀—クリス. @krismaseve.bsky.social · 1d

⠀
⠀Sheesh...

⠀⠀[ A few silent seconds pass... ]

⠀...you said it caught fire 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 they were pulling in here. They say anything about what they were coming in here for?
⠀

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Well, that's for them and their insurance company to worry about now.

[ A shrug. ]

It'll probably be a write-off. I've seen this happen before a few times.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

you're not supposed to paint the interior at all!!!

[ She's snickering. ]

【 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙐𝙇𝘼𝙍 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙄𝘾𝙀𝙍】 @hometowndeputy.bsky.social · 1d

it's... not bad for a first attempt... don't be so rude to it...

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

look at it!!! it's so gloopy looking!

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

this is the sickest tool in the shop

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

look at it!!! it's so gloopy looking!

【 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙐𝙇𝘼𝙍 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙄𝘾𝙀𝙍】 @hometowndeputy.bsky.social · 1d

oh... what's so funny about that?

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

they spray painted the interior. ehehe...

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

they spray painted the interior. ehehe...

【 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙐𝙇𝘼𝙍 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙄𝘾𝙀𝙍】 @hometowndeputy.bsky.social · 1d

oh... what's so funny about this?

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

pffh...

heh...

ehehe!!!

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Well, that's for them and their insurance company to worry about now.

[ A shrug. ]

It'll probably be a write-off. I've seen this happen before a few times.

⠀⠀—クリス. @krismaseve.bsky.social · 1d

⠀
⠀...this thing's owner's not gonna like the news.
⠀

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

[ . . . She's thinking. ]

Honestly?

I'unno. Probably oil or fuel leaking where it shouldn't. Got hot. Whoomph. Fire. Could've just been a spark catching somewhere, then it just spread like hell as it ate stuff up.

This thing's just scrap metal now.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

pffh...

heh...

ehehe!!!

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

[ . . . She's thinking. ]

Honestly?

I'unno. Probably oil or fuel leaking where it shouldn't. Got hot. Whoomph. Fire. Could've just been a spark catching somewhere, then it just spread like hell as it ate stuff up.

This thing's just scrap metal now.

⠀⠀—クリス. @krismaseve.bsky.social · 1d

⠀
⠀𝘈𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺—well, shit, that explains it. No wonder everything looks melted... but what caused the fire?
⠀

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Caught fire as they drove in.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

he's the best mechanic, if he's not, it's on the mouse!

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Caught fire as they drove in.

⠀⠀—クリス. @krismaseve.bsky.social · 1d

⠀
⠀...this training program's got me trippin', how does this even happen?
⠀

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

shhhhiiiiiiiiit's fucked, man.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

shhhhiiiiiiiiit's fucked, man.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

I can fix the 7, give me a few minutes.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Customer came in and went '💣︎✡︎ 👎︎✌︎💧︎☟︎👌︎⚐︎✌︎☼︎👎︎ ✋︎💧︎ 💣︎☜︎💧︎💧︎☜︎👎︎ 🕆︎🏱︎📪︎ 🏱︎☹︎☜︎✌︎💧︎☜︎ ☞︎✋︎✠︎📬︎'.

Hit it a few times, and it's back to normal.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

As in they were driving.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Saw this driving to the store the other day.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

couldn't figure out what the burning smell was in the shop for like a hour and kicked the new guy out til i could figure it out

it's the bee smog doohickey.

the guy who owns this owns bees!!!

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 2d

holy shit

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 2d

[ yea i 'member ]

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 3d

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