Performingbear
@performingbear.bsky.social
A few degrees cooler at the coast
A fan of Newcastle United FC and Chicago Bears from Whitley Bay UK.
A fan of Newcastle United FC and Chicago Bears from Whitley Bay UK.
#dabears need to find a way of slowing McCaffrey and putting some heat on Purdy. I can't see us going TD for TD with this offense all night.
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
#dabears need to find a way of slowing McCaffrey and putting some heat on Purdy. I can't see us going TD for TD with this offense all night.
Garbage once again from #nufc. Unfathomably bad first half against a very poor side. Some dismal individual performances out there. If the opposition shows a tiny bit of fight, our passing turns to shit.
December 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Garbage once again from #nufc. Unfathomably bad first half against a very poor side. Some dismal individual performances out there. If the opposition shows a tiny bit of fight, our passing turns to shit.
Stop me if you've heard this one before...
Poor passing
Two yards off the pace
Lacking ideas in final third
Not winning any second ball
Awful defending
Getting outplayed by a shite team
#nufc 25/26 vintage
Poor passing
Two yards off the pace
Lacking ideas in final third
Not winning any second ball
Awful defending
Getting outplayed by a shite team
#nufc 25/26 vintage
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one before...
Poor passing
Two yards off the pace
Lacking ideas in final third
Not winning any second ball
Awful defending
Getting outplayed by a shite team
#nufc 25/26 vintage
Poor passing
Two yards off the pace
Lacking ideas in final third
Not winning any second ball
Awful defending
Getting outplayed by a shite team
#nufc 25/26 vintage
#nufc let down by poor officiating today, but Bruno was looking tired and maybe should have been hooked in the second half. Eddie looked crest-fallen in the post match interview. Feels like a loss.
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
#nufc let down by poor officiating today, but Bruno was looking tired and maybe should have been hooked in the second half. Eddie looked crest-fallen in the post match interview. Feels like a loss.
I'm sure Elanga is a lovely lad, but I think Stéphane Guivarc'h or Frank Pingel were more impactful signings for #nufc. Either his confidence is shot, or he is just not a footballer. What did we pay again?
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm sure Elanga is a lovely lad, but I think Stéphane Guivarc'h or Frank Pingel were more impactful signings for #nufc. Either his confidence is shot, or he is just not a footballer. What did we pay again?
The hooved idiots down the road will obviously be making all sorts of claims about how good they are, but in reality they are shite. Two shite teams out there today separated by a ludicrous own goal. Few shots on goal and a lack of quality all over the pitch. #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The hooved idiots down the road will obviously be making all sorts of claims about how good they are, but in reality they are shite. Two shite teams out there today separated by a ludicrous own goal. Few shots on goal and a lack of quality all over the pitch. #nufc
That is as abject performance as I've seen this season from #nufc. Inexcusable for a derby game. Timid, toothless and downright embarrassing. A bad game plan poorly executed.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
That is as abject performance as I've seen this season from #nufc. Inexcusable for a derby game. Timid, toothless and downright embarrassing. A bad game plan poorly executed.
Gordon and Elanga have offered literally nothing for #nufc in that first half. Eddie needs to change something here. With Mukiele being on a yellow somebody should be getting at him.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Gordon and Elanga have offered literally nothing for #nufc in that first half. Eddie needs to change something here. With Mukiele being on a yellow somebody should be getting at him.
Miley was a revelation when he came on, and surely he deserves more minutes going forward. A bright spot in an otherwise poor away performance from #nufc. What has happened to the form of Tonali, Joey and Burn? All three looking off-colour of late.
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Miley was a revelation when he came on, and surely he deserves more minutes going forward. A bright spot in an otherwise poor away performance from #nufc. What has happened to the form of Tonali, Joey and Burn? All three looking off-colour of late.
Such a limp performance here from #nufc. Like with recent games, we've seen none of their signature effervescence. Poor in the press and lacking quality all over the pitch. This looked like a strong team on paper, but Leverkusen the more assured side.
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Such a limp performance here from #nufc. Like with recent games, we've seen none of their signature effervescence. Poor in the press and lacking quality all over the pitch. This looked like a strong team on paper, but Leverkusen the more assured side.
Terrible terrible terrible defending from #nufc again. Stood like statues for the second goal that was shinned by Romero. Fucks sakes.
Spurs are awful and we couldn't put them away. Bitterly disappointing after all the optimism at the weekend.
Spurs are awful and we couldn't put them away. Bitterly disappointing after all the optimism at the weekend.
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Terrible terrible terrible defending from #nufc again. Stood like statues for the second goal that was shinned by Romero. Fucks sakes.
Spurs are awful and we couldn't put them away. Bitterly disappointing after all the optimism at the weekend.
Spurs are awful and we couldn't put them away. Bitterly disappointing after all the optimism at the weekend.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Happy #Thanksgiving to our American cousins. Unless you're a Cheesehead. #dabears
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Happy #Thanksgiving to our American cousins. Unless you're a Cheesehead. #dabears
I didn't like the Elanga signing and I still don't understand why #nufc have bought somebody less capable than Almiron. He belongs on a track team, not a football team. Ramsay not exactly pulling up trees either.
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I didn't like the Elanga signing and I still don't understand why #nufc have bought somebody less capable than Almiron. He belongs on a track team, not a football team. Ramsay not exactly pulling up trees either.
I'd love to know what was said in the dressing room at half time for #nufc to come out and play THIS badly. Aubameyang is approaching pension age FFS.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'd love to know what was said in the dressing room at half time for #nufc to come out and play THIS badly. Aubameyang is approaching pension age FFS.