The family's 2nd child: GOATED. They know THEY are the best. They're gonna manifest it 24/7 till their very last breath. No one will keep them down. Who cares?
#family #2ndchild #GOAT #goated #best #motivational #affirmations #Manifestation #motivate #affirm #manifest #relatable
#family #2ndchild #GOAT #goated #best #motivational #affirmations #Manifestation #motivate #affirm #manifest #relatable
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The family's 2nd child: GOATED. They know THEY are the best. They're gonna manifest it 24/7 till their very last breath. No one will keep them down. Who cares?
#family #2ndchild #GOAT #goated #best #motivational #affirmations #Manifestation #motivate #affirm #manifest #relatable
#family #2ndchild #GOAT #goated #best #motivational #affirmations #Manifestation #motivate #affirm #manifest #relatable
Us brown people like to listen to music from various decades, from the 1950s to the 2020s. So it's no surprise Spotify's listening age section caught us out first. Zero personal takes. Just admit it.
#Brown #SouthAsian #music #SpotifyWrapped #Spotify #age #relatable #RelatableAF
#Brown #SouthAsian #music #SpotifyWrapped #Spotify #age #relatable #RelatableAF
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Us brown people like to listen to music from various decades, from the 1950s to the 2020s. So it's no surprise Spotify's listening age section caught us out first. Zero personal takes. Just admit it.
#Brown #SouthAsian #music #SpotifyWrapped #Spotify #age #relatable #RelatableAF
#Brown #SouthAsian #music #SpotifyWrapped #Spotify #age #relatable #RelatableAF
Hear Me Out: Santa Claus is real. He's in cities' names across the world, with his full name in 2 cities in Indiana & Georgia respectively.
#Christmas #Xmas #SantaClaus #Indiana #Georgia #Santa #cities #world #Geography #location #relatable #HearMeOut #Controversy #controversial
#Christmas #Xmas #SantaClaus #Indiana #Georgia #Santa #cities #world #Geography #location #relatable #HearMeOut #Controversy #controversial
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hear Me Out: Santa Claus is real. He's in cities' names across the world, with his full name in 2 cities in Indiana & Georgia respectively.
#Christmas #Xmas #SantaClaus #Indiana #Georgia #Santa #cities #world #Geography #location #relatable #HearMeOut #Controversy #controversial
#Christmas #Xmas #SantaClaus #Indiana #Georgia #Santa #cities #world #Geography #location #relatable #HearMeOut #Controversy #controversial
Rudolph's red nose is due to other reindeer quickly punching its nose until it turns red. THAT conspiracy theory will RUIN Christmas.
#ruin #Christmas #Xmas #Rudolph #Reindeers #rednose #punching #conspiracytheory #conspiracytheorist #Dark #daft #stupid #ridiculous #idea #concept
#ruin #Christmas #Xmas #Rudolph #Reindeers #rednose #punching #conspiracytheory #conspiracytheorist #Dark #daft #stupid #ridiculous #idea #concept
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Rudolph's red nose is due to other reindeer quickly punching its nose until it turns red. THAT conspiracy theory will RUIN Christmas.
#ruin #Christmas #Xmas #Rudolph #Reindeers #rednose #punching #conspiracytheory #conspiracytheorist #Dark #daft #stupid #ridiculous #idea #concept
#ruin #Christmas #Xmas #Rudolph #Reindeers #rednose #punching #conspiracytheory #conspiracytheorist #Dark #daft #stupid #ridiculous #idea #concept
December 1st is quite possibly THE BEST time for anyone feeling the festive spirit to set up the Christmas tree. Not too late, not too early, just right. Mistiming it could be ridiculous.
#December #December1st #FestiveSeason #Spirit #ChristmasTree #xmas #holidayseason #relatable
#December #December1st #FestiveSeason #Spirit #ChristmasTree #xmas #holidayseason #relatable
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
December 1st is quite possibly THE BEST time for anyone feeling the festive spirit to set up the Christmas tree. Not too late, not too early, just right. Mistiming it could be ridiculous.
#December #December1st #FestiveSeason #Spirit #ChristmasTree #xmas #holidayseason #relatable
#December #December1st #FestiveSeason #Spirit #ChristmasTree #xmas #holidayseason #relatable
I feel sorry for the most cringiest people born on June 7th or 6th July at 6:07am/pm. It's sad but fateful - not sure who & when their birthday and time is.
#sorry #empathy #SYMPATHY #june7th #6thjuly #birthday #time #sixseven #genalpha #brainrot #sad #fateful #MYSTERY #relatable
#sorry #empathy #SYMPATHY #june7th #6thjuly #birthday #time #sixseven #genalpha #brainrot #sad #fateful #MYSTERY #relatable
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Counting from 0 to 10 sucks. You cannot say the 2 numbers between 5 & 8 next to Gen Alphas AND people following the trend. Luckily, this is brief - no need to wait forever then.
#counting #numbers #genalpha #Brainrot #Trending #Trends #trend #sixseven #cringe #cringey #relatable
#counting #numbers #genalpha #Brainrot #Trending #Trends #trend #sixseven #cringe #cringey #relatable
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A standard die has 6 faces. But if, on my life, a pair of dice has an extra face & Gen Alphas play a board game with me, I WILL END THE GAME & THE HANGOUT! IYKYK.
#boardgames #games #dice #die #hangout #friendship #friends #genalpha #cringe #cringey #Brainrot #sixseven #relatable
#boardgames #games #dice #die #hangout #friendship #friends #genalpha #cringe #cringey #Brainrot #sixseven #relatable
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A standard die has 6 faces. But if, on my life, a pair of dice has an extra face & Gen Alphas play a board game with me, I WILL END THE GAME & THE HANGOUT! IYKYK.
#boardgames #games #dice #die #hangout #friendship #friends #genalpha #cringe #cringey #Brainrot #sixseven #relatable
#boardgames #games #dice #die #hangout #friendship #friends #genalpha #cringe #cringey #Brainrot #sixseven #relatable
I like how Apple's tablet is called the iPad as it only belongs to 1 person. There's no such thing as a uPad, hePad, shePad, wePad & theyPad. Just an iPad: selfish but memorable.
#Apple #technology #tablet #ipad #upad #hepad #shepad #wepad #theypad #selfish #memorable #relatable
#Apple #technology #tablet #ipad #upad #hepad #shepad #wepad #theypad #selfish #memorable #relatable
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I like how Apple's tablet is called the iPad as it only belongs to 1 person. There's no such thing as a uPad, hePad, shePad, wePad & theyPad. Just an iPad: selfish but memorable.
#Apple #technology #tablet #ipad #upad #hepad #shepad #wepad #theypad #selfish #memorable #relatable
#Apple #technology #tablet #ipad #upad #hepad #shepad #wepad #theypad #selfish #memorable #relatable
To make Mario Kart Indian, just replace items in item boxes with item songs. Let's be honest, Indian cinema is notorious for making these kinds of songs. True.
#videogames #Nintendo #MarioKart #Mario #supermario #Racing #music #SONGS #itemboxes #itemsongs #IndianCinema #relatable
#videogames #Nintendo #MarioKart #Mario #supermario #Racing #music #SONGS #itemboxes #itemsongs #IndianCinema #relatable
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
To make Mario Kart Indian, just replace items in item boxes with item songs. Let's be honest, Indian cinema is notorious for making these kinds of songs. True.
#videogames #Nintendo #MarioKart #Mario #supermario #Racing #music #SONGS #itemboxes #itemsongs #IndianCinema #relatable
#videogames #Nintendo #MarioKart #Mario #supermario #Racing #music #SONGS #itemboxes #itemsongs #IndianCinema #relatable
Hyrule using Rupees must be a South Asian country. Or maybe an employee working on The Legend of Zelda loved South Asia SO MUCH that its popular currency IS the game's currency.
#Hyrule #Nintendo #Zelda #TheLegendOfZelda #videogames #SouthAsia #Currency #money #rupees #relatable
#Hyrule #Nintendo #Zelda #TheLegendOfZelda #videogames #SouthAsia #Currency #money #rupees #relatable
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hyrule using Rupees must be a South Asian country. Or maybe an employee working on The Legend of Zelda loved South Asia SO MUCH that its popular currency IS the game's currency.
#Hyrule #Nintendo #Zelda #TheLegendOfZelda #videogames #SouthAsia #Currency #money #rupees #relatable
#Hyrule #Nintendo #Zelda #TheLegendOfZelda #videogames #SouthAsia #Currency #money #rupees #relatable
2025 marks 20 years of Smosh on YouTube. Those born in 2005, does it feel odd to be born on the same year as the veteran YouTube channel? Anyway, happy 20th anniversary, Smosh!
#Smosh #YouTube #20thAnniversary #History #milestone #achievement #celebration #PopCulture #relatable
#Smosh #YouTube #20thAnniversary #History #milestone #achievement #celebration #PopCulture #relatable
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
2025 marks 20 years of Smosh on YouTube. Those born in 2005, does it feel odd to be born on the same year as the veteran YouTube channel? Anyway, happy 20th anniversary, Smosh!
#Smosh #YouTube #20thAnniversary #History #milestone #achievement #celebration #PopCulture #relatable
#Smosh #YouTube #20thAnniversary #History #milestone #achievement #celebration #PopCulture #relatable
My ideal New York combo would be to go to any comedy show & have Shah's Halal Food after the show. You don't believe me? FORGET ABOUT IT!
#view #Opinion #POV #ideal #NewYork #America #USA #combo #combination #comedy #show #comedyshow #shahshalalfood #shahs #halal #food #relatable
#view #Opinion #POV #ideal #NewYork #America #USA #combo #combination #comedy #show #comedyshow #shahshalalfood #shahs #halal #food #relatable
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My ideal New York combo would be to go to any comedy show & have Shah's Halal Food after the show. You don't believe me? FORGET ABOUT IT!
#view #Opinion #POV #ideal #NewYork #America #USA #combo #combination #comedy #show #comedyshow #shahshalalfood #shahs #halal #food #relatable
#view #Opinion #POV #ideal #NewYork #America #USA #combo #combination #comedy #show #comedyshow #shahshalalfood #shahs #halal #food #relatable
Your dad's a waiter at an Indian restaurant...
You: I would like chutney, please.
Dad: Sure!
(He cues chutney music on the speakers.)
Dad: Et voilá, your chutney.
You: 🤦♂️
#dad #jokes #dadjokes #cringe #cringey #daft #restaurant #food #Indian #chutney #music #Caribbean #relatable
You: I would like chutney, please.
Dad: Sure!
(He cues chutney music on the speakers.)
Dad: Et voilá, your chutney.
You: 🤦♂️
#dad #jokes #dadjokes #cringe #cringey #daft #restaurant #food #Indian #chutney #music #Caribbean #relatable
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Your dad's a waiter at an Indian restaurant...
You: I would like chutney, please.
Dad: Sure!
(He cues chutney music on the speakers.)
Dad: Et voilá, your chutney.
You: 🤦♂️
#dad #jokes #dadjokes #cringe #cringey #daft #restaurant #food #Indian #chutney #music #Caribbean #relatable
You: I would like chutney, please.
Dad: Sure!
(He cues chutney music on the speakers.)
Dad: Et voilá, your chutney.
You: 🤦♂️
#dad #jokes #dadjokes #cringe #cringey #daft #restaurant #food #Indian #chutney #music #Caribbean #relatable
A Rememberance Sunday comedy show is oxymoronic. Like, why have a laugh for an hour or 2 when Rememberance Day is fast approaching? Yes, it's for charity - but still, departed souls aren't with the audience. They're elsewhere, numpty.
#comedy #rememberancesunday #oxymoronic #rant
#comedy #rememberancesunday #oxymoronic #rant
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A Rememberance Sunday comedy show is oxymoronic. Like, why have a laugh for an hour or 2 when Rememberance Day is fast approaching? Yes, it's for charity - but still, departed souls aren't with the audience. They're elsewhere, numpty.
#comedy #rememberancesunday #oxymoronic #rant
#comedy #rememberancesunday #oxymoronic #rant
To make milk more organic for attracting customers:
Just say "the cow kicked down the bucket of milk", spilling all over the grass for a fresh, green taste.
#milk #organic #cow #animal #bucket #chutney #music #Caribbean #cringe #cringey #joke #IDEA #concept #excuses #relatable
Just say "the cow kicked down the bucket of milk", spilling all over the grass for a fresh, green taste.
#milk #organic #cow #animal #bucket #chutney #music #Caribbean #cringe #cringey #joke #IDEA #concept #excuses #relatable
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
🎵Let's gather 'round the bonfire and sing our bonfire song.
Our B-O-N-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G bonfire song.🎵 The OG version's equal.
#bonfirenight #SpongeBobSquarepants #spongebob #campfire #song #music #cartoon #Nickelodeon #fiction #fictional #character #uk #parody #spoof #relatable
Our B-O-N-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G bonfire song.🎵 The OG version's equal.
#bonfirenight #SpongeBobSquarepants #spongebob #campfire #song #music #cartoon #Nickelodeon #fiction #fictional #character #uk #parody #spoof #relatable
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
🎵Let's gather 'round the bonfire and sing our bonfire song.
Our B-O-N-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G bonfire song.🎵 The OG version's equal.
#bonfirenight #SpongeBobSquarepants #spongebob #campfire #song #music #cartoon #Nickelodeon #fiction #fictional #character #uk #parody #spoof #relatable
Our B-O-N-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G bonfire song.🎵 The OG version's equal.
#bonfirenight #SpongeBobSquarepants #spongebob #campfire #song #music #cartoon #Nickelodeon #fiction #fictional #character #uk #parody #spoof #relatable
Passion fruit exists. I mean, why's this fruit so passionate? Looks? Taste? Flavour? I wanna know why this fruit's called a passion fruit & what make this fruit so passionate!
#passionfruit #Passion #passionate #fruit #food #looks #TASTE #flavour #questions #confusion #relatable
#passionfruit #Passion #passionate #fruit #food #looks #TASTE #flavour #questions #confusion #relatable
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Passion fruit exists. I mean, why's this fruit so passionate? Looks? Taste? Flavour? I wanna know why this fruit's called a passion fruit & what make this fruit so passionate!
#passionfruit #Passion #passionate #fruit #food #looks #TASTE #flavour #questions #confusion #relatable
#passionfruit #Passion #passionate #fruit #food #looks #TASTE #flavour #questions #confusion #relatable
@samreich.bsky.social 's @dropout.tv show Game Changer doing Baller League would have the same theme tune as Baller League's Game Changer theme tune. Seriousness over comedy.
#SamReich #Dropout #GameChanger #BallerLeague #football #soccer #sports #themetune #music #SERIOUS #comedic #comedy
#SamReich #Dropout #GameChanger #BallerLeague #football #soccer #sports #themetune #music #SERIOUS #comedic #comedy
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@samreich.bsky.social 's @dropout.tv show Game Changer doing Baller League would have the same theme tune as Baller League's Game Changer theme tune. Seriousness over comedy.
#SamReich #Dropout #GameChanger #BallerLeague #football #soccer #sports #themetune #music #SERIOUS #comedic #comedy
#SamReich #Dropout #GameChanger #BallerLeague #football #soccer #sports #themetune #music #SERIOUS #comedic #comedy
'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is a METAPHORICAL phrase, NOT LITERAL. If someone ACTUALLY set fire to a liar's pants, that person's well & truly arrested.
#lies #Liar #pants #clothes #FIRE #phrase #liarliarpantsonfire #metaphorical #literal #ARREST #arrested #jail #prison #relatable
#lies #Liar #pants #clothes #FIRE #phrase #liarliarpantsonfire #metaphorical #literal #ARREST #arrested #jail #prison #relatable
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is a METAPHORICAL phrase, NOT LITERAL. If someone ACTUALLY set fire to a liar's pants, that person's well & truly arrested.
#lies #Liar #pants #clothes #FIRE #phrase #liarliarpantsonfire #metaphorical #literal #ARREST #arrested #jail #prison #relatable
#lies #Liar #pants #clothes #FIRE #phrase #liarliarpantsonfire #metaphorical #literal #ARREST #arrested #jail #prison #relatable
Pen pals chat via letters, emails & social media. They're NOT pens who are friends with each other & NOT friends liking pens, albeit likely. NEVER take it LITERALLY.
#penpals #pen #pals #chat #Letters #emails #socialmedia #friends #friendship #likes #literal #literally #relatable
#penpals #pen #pals #chat #Letters #emails #socialmedia #friends #friendship #likes #literal #literally #relatable
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Pen pals chat via letters, emails & social media. They're NOT pens who are friends with each other & NOT friends liking pens, albeit likely. NEVER take it LITERALLY.
#penpals #pen #pals #chat #Letters #emails #socialmedia #friends #friendship #likes #literal #literally #relatable
#penpals #pen #pals #chat #Letters #emails #socialmedia #friends #friendship #likes #literal #literally #relatable
Trick or Treat! If trick, 1 friend can be a magician who trick & scam sweets & money from victims. Hard, but try it!
#Halloween #Halloween2025 #TrickOrTreat #trick #treat #magic #magician #Scam #victim #Sweets #money #hard #try #relatable #daft #idea #concept #friends #friendship
#Halloween #Halloween2025 #TrickOrTreat #trick #treat #magic #magician #Scam #victim #Sweets #money #hard #try #relatable #daft #idea #concept #friends #friendship
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Trick or Treat! If trick, 1 friend can be a magician who trick & scam sweets & money from victims. Hard, but try it!
#Halloween #Halloween2025 #TrickOrTreat #trick #treat #magic #magician #Scam #victim #Sweets #money #hard #try #relatable #daft #idea #concept #friends #friendship
#Halloween #Halloween2025 #TrickOrTreat #trick #treat #magic #magician #Scam #victim #Sweets #money #hard #try #relatable #daft #idea #concept #friends #friendship
History on Biting the Thumb...
21st Century: Unfazed.
Tudor England: TRIGGERED!
Swearing gestures changing historically & geographically? Wow.
#History #geography #bite #biting #thumb #swear #swearing #gestures #MODERN #21stcentury #tudor #England #niche #unfazed #Triggered #Wow
21st Century: Unfazed.
Tudor England: TRIGGERED!
Swearing gestures changing historically & geographically? Wow.
#History #geography #bite #biting #thumb #swear #swearing #gestures #MODERN #21stcentury #tudor #England #niche #unfazed #Triggered #Wow
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Gandalf teaching would be horror Misbehave too often & he'll say: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" near exam time. Oof.
#Gandalf #LordOfTheRings #teacher #school #Education #horror #Students #misbehave #misbehaviour #fail #fails #failure #Exams #oof #relatable #IDEA #concept #iconic #quote
#Gandalf #LordOfTheRings #teacher #school #Education #horror #Students #misbehave #misbehaviour #fail #fails #failure #Exams #oof #relatable #IDEA #concept #iconic #quote
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Gandalf teaching would be horror Misbehave too often & he'll say: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" near exam time. Oof.
#Gandalf #LordOfTheRings #teacher #school #Education #horror #Students #misbehave #misbehaviour #fail #fails #failure #Exams #oof #relatable #IDEA #concept #iconic #quote
#Gandalf #LordOfTheRings #teacher #school #Education #horror #Students #misbehave #misbehaviour #fail #fails #failure #Exams #oof #relatable #IDEA #concept #iconic #quote
Not all Monicas wear a red dress & not all red dress lovers are Monicas. As a Tamil, saying this might wind someone up.
#Monica #red #dress #reddress #clothing #clothes #Coolie #Rajinikanth #PoojaHegde #Tamil #Kollywood #film #movies #cinema #windup #name #Irony #ironic #opposite
#Monica #red #dress #reddress #clothing #clothes #Coolie #Rajinikanth #PoojaHegde #Tamil #Kollywood #film #movies #cinema #windup #name #Irony #ironic #opposite
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM