Pete-za
@peteforgets.bsky.social
Spoiler alert… I hate phish here too…
Be nice to customer service reps. We hate you as much as you hate us but you’re not gonna get anywhere acting like an asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Be nice to customer service reps. We hate you as much as you hate us but you’re not gonna get anywhere acting like an asshole.
Make sure you leave out cocaine and the Last Waltz tonight, or Robbie Robertson will come shit on your bird.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Make sure you leave out cocaine and the Last Waltz tonight, or Robbie Robertson will come shit on your bird.
Wolf gives 0 fucks. She was sleeping where he was and he just came and layed out on top of here like thanks for keeping my spot warm bitch.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wolf gives 0 fucks. She was sleeping where he was and he just came and layed out on top of here like thanks for keeping my spot warm bitch.
Love that my weed dude has it down to the minute when he’s polling up
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Love that my weed dude has it down to the minute when he’s polling up
Dad imma add myself to the family picture. Is that ok?
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dad imma add myself to the family picture. Is that ok?
Wolf is running the show today
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wolf is running the show today
Wished my friend a happy birthday and she responds with omg I missed yours 2 months ago. I’m fucking HOWLING with laughter. It’s remarkably on brand Cc @icametogetfunky.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Wished my friend a happy birthday and she responds with omg I missed yours 2 months ago. I’m fucking HOWLING with laughter. It’s remarkably on brand Cc @icametogetfunky.bsky.social
My local friends continue to ask me if I’m going to see Trey. It’s like they don’t pay attention a thing I tell them.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My local friends continue to ask me if I’m going to see Trey. It’s like they don’t pay attention a thing I tell them.
Scored some single cards for my nephew for $1 each… a few Gretzky’s, a Jagr, a Lindross, Beezer, lafontaine. He’s not gonna understand how cool those grabs are for many years but I’m excited for him
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Scored some single cards for my nephew for $1 each… a few Gretzky’s, a Jagr, a Lindross, Beezer, lafontaine. He’s not gonna understand how cool those grabs are for many years but I’m excited for him
Just saw video of a moose fighting a cop car. That moose should be president.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just saw video of a moose fighting a cop car. That moose should be president.
Her ass is in my face. Like she’s been woven into my beard
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Her ass is in my face. Like she’s been woven into my beard
Sounds like I sat on a squeaky toy…. Plot twist i would never allow a squeaky toy into my house.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Sounds like I sat on a squeaky toy…. Plot twist i would never allow a squeaky toy into my house.
Syracuse basketball has allowed 3 fewer points in regulation than the football team did on Saturday….
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Syracuse basketball has allowed 3 fewer points in regulation than the football team did on Saturday….
5 pm darkness can marinate in farts.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
5 pm darkness can marinate in farts.
Wolf was feeling left out.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wolf was feeling left out.
My brother just asked me to go skate with my nephew on Friday morning. That’s gonna be fun.
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My brother just asked me to go skate with my nephew on Friday morning. That’s gonna be fun.
I love reading Darwinian stories…. Today’s: an Ohio woman was mauled to death by a deer she was keeping as a pet. I kinda wish this dumb woman had survived and was maimed like the lady whose face the chimp ate so she’d have had to live with her dumb choices for the rest of time
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I love reading Darwinian stories…. Today’s: an Ohio woman was mauled to death by a deer she was keeping as a pet. I kinda wish this dumb woman had survived and was maimed like the lady whose face the chimp ate so she’d have had to live with her dumb choices for the rest of time
Sweet Caroline’s stuck in my heads. Please someone come over and hit me in the head with a baseball bat. I’ll let you pet Wolf and Alligator.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sweet Caroline’s stuck in my heads. Please someone come over and hit me in the head with a baseball bat. I’ll let you pet Wolf and Alligator.
I dare you to work with me in your face
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I dare you to work with me in your face
I’m not a reggae fan, but Jimmy was a pioneer and the goat. Rest easy Jimmy.
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’m not a reggae fan, but Jimmy was a pioneer and the goat. Rest easy Jimmy.
That move is absolutely filthy. The defenseman goes form licking his chops about to Scott Stevens him and ends up locking his wounds getting made a fool of.
Yeah, that's pretty damn good (via NHL)
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
That move is absolutely filthy. The defenseman goes form licking his chops about to Scott Stevens him and ends up locking his wounds getting made a fool of.
Clown tothe left of me joker to the right……
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Clown tothe left of me joker to the right……
That Sonny goal is an absolute banger
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
That Sonny goal is an absolute banger
And the cowboys co time to screw up making ice…
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
And the cowboys co time to screw up making ice…
Omg what are the eagles doing
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Omg what are the eagles doing