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You're allowed to buy three packs and split into two meals...
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
You're allowed to buy three packs and split into two meals...
Shampour??? No human spells it like that.
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Shampour??? No human spells it like that.
Not for me either, I find them all just a bit smug.
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Not for me either, I find them all just a bit smug.
It is what it is.
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
It is what it is.
Nonce Andrew would do.
Also, why Harry, William etc.??
Also, why Harry, William etc.??
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Nonce Andrew would do.
Also, why Harry, William etc.??
Also, why Harry, William etc.??
I'd tell them that a sentence should have a beginning, a middle and an end.
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'd tell them that a sentence should have a beginning, a middle and an end.
I had a burrito made of 3 big feet. I didn't get it in a restaurant or a store.
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I had a burrito made of 3 big feet. I didn't get it in a restaurant or a store.
I think you may have been mistaken. The outside has no corners; dark or otherwise.
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I think you may have been mistaken. The outside has no corners; dark or otherwise.
Sneaking a peep.
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Sneaking a peep.
Not me. I'll be gambolling like a normal person.
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Not me. I'll be gambolling like a normal person.
Yes, a basket is fine for a shrimp farmer, but inadequate for an egg farmer.
December 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yes, a basket is fine for a shrimp farmer, but inadequate for an egg farmer.
I'd take that over this we got last month...
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'd take that over this we got last month...
Wherever you are, someone is behind you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wherever you are, someone is behind you.
We don't talk enough about male giant fly mental health.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We don't talk enough about male giant fly mental health.
And there's 7 of them. One is 3 guys in a trenchcoat.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And there's 7 of them. One is 3 guys in a trenchcoat.
No, I was busy being raptured.
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
No, I was busy being raptured.
My council told me I can just put used pods in the recycling. I don't even have to bag them up.
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My council told me I can just put used pods in the recycling. I don't even have to bag them up.
I have a brand new cool one that's a bit like an autistic frog doing an impression of a motor scooter!
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I have a brand new cool one that's a bit like an autistic frog doing an impression of a motor scooter!
Friends and family: Now stop pretending to be Harry Potter!
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Friends and family: Now stop pretending to be Harry Potter!
Checked on my buddy and he's screaming. Good job I put him in space or he'd be annoying.
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Checked on my buddy and he's screaming. Good job I put him in space or he'd be annoying.