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𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙪𝙮!

ＰＥＴＥＲＧＲＩＦＦＩＮ

#MVRP | #FGRP

a close up of peter griffin from family guy making a funny face with his mouth open .

ALT: a close up of peter griffin from family guy making a funny face with his mouth open .

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𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh! Hi there, little red thing!

😁

Rҽԃ ඞ @theredimposter.bsky.social · Aug 1

Peter Griffin. 👹

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh my god, am *I* about to introduce you to football!?

I’ve gotta teach you everything about it!

To the Peter-copter!!!

[WHERE DID THAT COME FROM. 💀.]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

What is football ? 💧

Does someone have a ball for a foot ?!

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Only the BEST football team to ever exist!!!

[He seems so excited 😭]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

…Hey. We agreed on ONE question.

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Only the BEST football team to ever exist!!!

[He seems so excited 😭]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

.. Perhaps I am mistaken, then. I do not know what such a thing is. 😦

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Eh, I don’t think so?

I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Ummmm…

[Counting in his head. Give him a minute. Or two.]

…

Twenty-four!

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Eh, I don’t think so?

I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

A pleasure to meet you, Peter — ! That name sounds awfully familiar..

Are you a celebrity, perhaps ? 😦

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh, of course! My apologies, Miss Evelyn.

My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh, of course! My apologies, Miss Evelyn.

My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

You are welcome, I am always happy to help — ! ✨

[ she smiles. ]

And please, call me Evelyn.

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

[Peter’s eyes light up as the tankard is given to him. He quickly takes a sip, and grins.]

Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

[Peter’s eyes light up as the tankard is given to him. He quickly takes a sip, and grins.]

Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

Um… are you asking for an earth beer ? Oh, silly of me to ask, of course, you are.

[ Evelyn summons a fancy ahh tankard filled with beer. She hands it over to 👹Peter 👹]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh!!! Oh!!! Can ya summon me a beer?

[😭.]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh!!! Oh!!! Can ya summon me a beer?

[😭.]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

I used magic, of course — !

[ Evelyn softly giggles, taking a small sip of her tea. ]

I can summon just about anything, though I prefer to summon simple things.

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh my god!!!

How’d you do that!?!?

[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

I’m not THAT bad!

Go on, ask me a question only a smart guy would know.

[This can only end well. 💀]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

//I thought I was gonna suck at writing him but it’s fucking FLOWING THROUGH MY FINGERS

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

That’s what you get for insultin’ my intelligence!

[Sticking his tongue out at her. 💀]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh, yeah!? Well, see THIS, buster!

[Bro just flipped her off. With BOTH HANDS. 😭😭😭.]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh my god!!!

How’d you do that!?!?

[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

. . I do not think I am strange, whatever do you mean ?

[ Girl, you're dressed like the 1900s. 💀]

This is what I mean by magic.

[ Evelyn summons cup of tea that appears in her hands. ]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

It’s not?

Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?

[This man. 😭.]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

It’s not?

Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?

[This man. 😭.]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

. . So this merely happens, I see. This is a fact that I must accept. 💧

[ She blinks 😭. ]

That is not the type of magic I am referring to.

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Magic?

Oh, I know some magic tricks!

My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…

[Cutaway 3. 👹.]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

//I’M NOT VERY GOOD AT FIGHT RP PLEASE KNOW THAT BEFOREHAND

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Magic?

Oh, I know some magic tricks!

My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…

[Cutaway 3. 👹.]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

[ SHE DOESN'T KNOW 💀]

Right . . . 💧

[ The Mezillian trails off. ]

I sense no magical presence from you, so I do not think you are experiencing visions.

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Um…

I don’t know.

[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

FOOL!?

Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an IDIOT.

[Crossing his arms angrily.]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Um…

I don’t know.

[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

... Are you referring to visions ? Your words confuse me. 💧

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

What, you mean my flashbacks?

They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

//Make a Lois account. You won’t

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

//Oh yeah absolutely, he is not going to make those jokes to children

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𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

😦

Whaddaya mean by that?

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Aug 1

I'm Raven and I know what you ARE 👺

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

That’s me! 😁

Who might you be, little child?

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

What, you mean my flashbacks?

They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 1

But what on Earth were those strange scenes played out before me . . . ? 🙁

[ She gracefully rises to her feet. 💀]

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

Geez, pal, calm down! No one’s here to hurt ya!

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

That’s me! 😁

Who might you be, little child?

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Aug 1

PETER GRIFFIN FAMILY GUY???

𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍! @peteygriff.bsky.social · Aug 1

//That said, please use some discretion when determining whether or not you’d like to interact with Peter. He IS a character of adult animation, and will be treated as such on this account