patrick
@pfunksahunk.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, and avid reader.
kill bill in 20 mins divas I’m about to be seated this is crazy ahhhh
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
kill bill in 20 mins divas I’m about to be seated this is crazy ahhhh
It’s been just over a year since I cancelled my Netflix account and got a monthly movie pass for the theaters in my town. It’s one of the best choices I’ve ever made with regard to the money i spend on entertainment.
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s been just over a year since I cancelled my Netflix account and got a monthly movie pass for the theaters in my town. It’s one of the best choices I’ve ever made with regard to the money i spend on entertainment.
variety putting the adulterer with the nazi this is so unhinged it’s like the celebrity version of a low elo lobby
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
variety putting the adulterer with the nazi this is so unhinged it’s like the celebrity version of a low elo lobby
That Bluesky harvest thing yall are doing literally just called me a loser reply guy virgin who can’t drive now what the hell???? 😭
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That Bluesky harvest thing yall are doing literally just called me a loser reply guy virgin who can’t drive now what the hell???? 😭
what if I just 👨🏻🍑🤳 real quick
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
what if I just 👨🏻🍑🤳 real quick
Finally started Welcome to Derry and it’s such a weird sensation to be both incredibly stressed and super bored at the same time.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Finally started Welcome to Derry and it’s such a weird sensation to be both incredibly stressed and super bored at the same time.
The Noah schnapp payola insane tonight on the fash app lol. Also it’s kinda crazy how much the fandom was like please kill will off and this what we got instead 🥲
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The Noah schnapp payola insane tonight on the fash app lol. Also it’s kinda crazy how much the fandom was like please kill will off and this what we got instead 🥲
I call it “the upside down” 😜 mmhmm yeah I know what you like.
Spruce tip infused vodka, juice of half a lime, 4 dashes of cranberry bitters, and ginger beer.
Spruce tip infused vodka, juice of half a lime, 4 dashes of cranberry bitters, and ginger beer.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I call it “the upside down” 😜 mmhmm yeah I know what you like.
Spruce tip infused vodka, juice of half a lime, 4 dashes of cranberry bitters, and ginger beer.
Spruce tip infused vodka, juice of half a lime, 4 dashes of cranberry bitters, and ginger beer.
idk I kinda long longer gym shorts haha stranger things tonight yay gonna make a fancy cocktail
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
idk I kinda long longer gym shorts haha stranger things tonight yay gonna make a fancy cocktail
I’m like so tired of the wicked discourse already I’m actually gonna kay my ess.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m like so tired of the wicked discourse already I’m actually gonna kay my ess.
now why are we writing “before/after” but then posting the after first. like if you’re not gonna take this seriously neither am I 😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
now why are we writing “before/after” but then posting the after first. like if you’re not gonna take this seriously neither am I 😭😭😭
alright worked out and it’s time for Pluribus the best show on TV right now I will not stand for any slander.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
alright worked out and it’s time for Pluribus the best show on TV right now I will not stand for any slander.
Nature is healing 🤩
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nature is healing 🤩
I’m not well. 10/10.
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m not well. 10/10.
Bugonia tonight, queens. r u into that or nah
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Bugonia tonight, queens. r u into that or nah
just randomly watched the new rosalia video. "bjird" hehehe i get it now.
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
just randomly watched the new rosalia video. "bjird" hehehe i get it now.
Y’all this movie was sooo good! Trust me, get the girlies together and GO SUPPORT THIS FILM!! So much fun to see in the theater. Damn what a treat.
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Y’all this movie was sooo good! Trust me, get the girlies together and GO SUPPORT THIS FILM!! So much fun to see in the theater. Damn what a treat.
movie night: Queens of the Dead 🧟♀️👠
October 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
movie night: Queens of the Dead 🧟♀️👠
Oh thank god. The Michael Chaves reign of terror is finally over we all cheered.
Director Michael Chaves says ‘THE CONJURING’ series is definitely over.
“It is done. This is the final chapter... that’s why we called it Last Rites. It’s the last one. There’s no other Conjuring movies. It is absolutely the end.”
(Source: comicbook.com/movies/news/...)
“It is done. This is the final chapter... that’s why we called it Last Rites. It’s the last one. There’s no other Conjuring movies. It is absolutely the end.”
(Source: comicbook.com/movies/news/...)
October 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oh thank god. The Michael Chaves reign of terror is finally over we all cheered.
workout done time to go get silly on wine and play video games 🙂
October 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
workout done time to go get silly on wine and play video games 🙂
its the way taydolf could’ve dropped the most insane protest album the world has ever SEEN and been credited with saving all of humanity in the process. like she could’ve healed the world, made it a better place. instead we got this slop
October 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
its the way taydolf could’ve dropped the most insane protest album the world has ever SEEN and been credited with saving all of humanity in the process. like she could’ve healed the world, made it a better place. instead we got this slop
MAGDALENA BAY CONCERT TONIGHT 🚨🚨🚨
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
MAGDALENA BAY CONCERT TONIGHT 🚨🚨🚨
toxic avenger tonight boys hooray got my frozen junior mints im ready 2 go
August 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
toxic avenger tonight boys hooray got my frozen junior mints im ready 2 go
Just saw Weapons and while it’s not quite surpassing Sinners for me (nothing will), it is undoubtedly one of the best horror movies I have seen this year. I am obsessed 🤩
August 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just saw Weapons and while it’s not quite surpassing Sinners for me (nothing will), it is undoubtedly one of the best horror movies I have seen this year. I am obsessed 🤩